Norway 2025: Kyle Alessandro - Lighter (2 Viewers)

[ADONK5]

This one is the favourite right?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Okay this one does actually KINDA BANG in chorus

 

[auretz]

I’m glad the goose that provided noises for New Rules has found work again

 

[Ig Komme]

The autotune machine and set are on fire

 

[ADONK5]

As much as he wishes he’s no TOOJI

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I don't think I'd mind them sending this yannow. Pretty good vocals!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh right it was autotuned

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

This one is the favourite right?

Gross

 

[auretz]

It’s not bad but I’m not sure “paintball but make it medieval” is the fashion serve they think it is

 

[TiShh]

I had this down as typical Eric Saade bop with a dance break, and tbf it is, but with Euro 2025 becoming a bit of a MINGEFEST I wouldn't mind this being present at all.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

wrong thread

 

[TiShh]

Tig on this one "The Game? I like games, I'm listening!"

 

[Ig Komme]

Meh

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

at how TRANSPARENT this one is

 

[TiShh]

RUN TO THE HILLS, I'M MAKING IT ON MY OWN

I can see why this would pick up votes, but it's not for me

 

[ADONK5]

at how TRANSPARENT this one is

But so was Queen of Kings

 

[auretz]

Surely it’s way too soon to blatantly rip Queen Of Kings (via Klara) off especially when they’ve found such a charisma vacuum to front it

 

[ADONK5]

I can see why this would pick up votes, but it's not for me

Oh it’s very much for me

 

[ADONK5]

Have we lost half the crowd to San Remo?

 

[TiShh]

at how TRANSPARENT this one is

I called it their "obligatory viking-y entry" in my initial review, but actually it worked that they didn't really ham up the viking stuff which gave it some cross appeal. I'm sure that's at least coming third tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

Just tuned in for that - Norway are absolute cretins if they don’t pick it. SUPERB.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh it’s very much for me

Thank you for your continued service to correct opinions.

 

[TiShh]

Have we lost half the crowd to San Remo?

For shame! What's the point when the first act isn't even on for another 5 business days?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I wanted this to win but the vibe is a bit 'semi final opener that comes 11th'

 

[TiShh]

Banger in studio form, but this isn't quite giving

 

[Ig Komme]

Didn't quite give ENOUGH. Acrobats are rarely a good addition

 

[auretz]

Justyna will be fuming it that makes it

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t stop thinking about how, in the broad scheme of things, you’re the player and I am the game.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The Norwegian nans SNATCHING those smartphones out of their grandkids' hands to vote for this en masse

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

HI GIRLS

 

[auretz]

Nothing awful in this line up but it’s one of the weakest MGPs I can remember was Adelén busy?

 

[TiShh]

I had to let the child vote as a bargaining chip for agreeing to go to bed

 

[TiShh]

HI GIRLS

BIT LATE

 

[TiShh]

Nothing awful in this line up but it’s one of the weakest MGPs I can remember was Adelén busy?

Elsie Bay was too! (Thankfully)

 

[dzjermlaw]

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I had to let the child vote as a bargaining chip for agreeing to go to bed

You could have just put Sanremo on and he’d be begging to be allowed to go to bed within twenty minutes.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

BIT LATE

I had to drop off my parents for a belated Valentines dinner and walk the dog THANK YOU

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I had to drop off my parents for a belated Valentines dinner and walk the dog THANK YOU

Priorities though

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Queen of Kings rip-off or Bobbysocks please.

 

[Melfester]

Queen of Kings rip-off or Bobbysocks please.

This. Although that just shows how absolutely dreadful this final has been. The worst I have seen in maybe 20 years.

 

[TiShh]

I actually can't quite believe this ranking but

1. LLL
2. Wigwam
3. Alessandro
4. Sondrey
5. Bobbysocks!
6. Ladybug
7. Nataleen
8. Tone
9. Nora Jabri