Portugal 2025: Napa - Deslocado

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Here for this ballad queen.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Definitely got offered a bump of coke by this guy in the sauna on Bairro Alto.

 

[win_the_game]

Quite a SWEATY FINISH on that one.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh @win_the_game is gonna love this one.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Are bangers illegal in Portugal?

 

[win_the_game]

Oh @win_the_game is gonna love this one.

Not hating on this tuneless jazz piece tbh.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Are bangers illegal in Portugal?

They must have a DEEPLY DISEASED NATIONAL PSYCHE

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Not hating on this tuneless jazz piece tbh.

To think you JUDGED ME for loving MASSIMO!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Not hating on this tuneless jazz piece tbh.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

To think you JUDGED ME for loving MASSIMO!

Oh no you’re still being judged for that regardless

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Really rather tempted to PASS OUT SWALLOWING MY OWN TONGUE RIGHT NOW

 

[win_the_game]

They must have a DEEPLY DISEASED NATIONAL PSYCHE

40 years of dictatorship probably had something to do with it.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

That all looks rank!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

40 years of dictatorship probably had something to do with it.

The Balkans give us bangers though! That's no excuse!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

When do we get the favourite levitating serving face and tears?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That otter in the TORN SHIRT

 

[ADONK5]

When do we get the favourite levitating serving face and tears?

Next I think?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I can only presume those salt cod devils are playing for time to get him SET UP LEVITATING

 

[ADONK5]

Ready to watch Sweden’s odds start to lengthen again

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I'd probably have a go when he's wearing contacts, but it's a SOLID NO in glasses.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

The nails mama!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Those nails are wasted on a dirge like this

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Imagine walking along southbank and thinking "let's make that Eurovision staging"

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

New type of sling being invented in realtime!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[win_the_game]

Who was CRYING over this?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

(Nah, kidding)

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

He does look a bit like a YASSIFIED SOLDI in the performance, it must be said.

 

[ADONK5]

Imagine walking along southbank and thinking "let's make that Eurovision staging"

He wasn’t even spray painted silver!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

He wasn’t even spray painted silver!

Needs more commitment to the bit!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

He does look a bit like a YASSIFIED SOLDI in the performance, it must be said.

@Soldi

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What a surprise, another HATEFUL BALLAD

 

[ADONK5]

if “Capital de Bulgaria”’s name is actually Sofia then I’m a massive fan

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He does look a bit like a YASSIFIED SOLDI in the performance, it must be said.

PICS PLEASE

 

[win_the_game]

Really like the Maro-lite sound of this one

 

[ADONK5]

Portuguese odds dropping like a stone

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

What a surprise, another HATEFUL BALLAD

Wouldn’t call it hateful, just completely uneventful and boring.