RANDOM THINGS YOU LOVE

I was in a meeting at work yesterday and realised there was a plastic bag in the small "drugs bit" of my jeans I hadn't worn since last winter but have had on for three days. I was SO excited. I had to make excuses and go to the toilet, just to find it was empty and I was DEVASTATED. Not sure what I was going to do at 10:45am in the middle of my office in WALES, but still...
 
IMAGINING WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU WERE A WOMAN WITH A KILLER RACK BUT NOT ACTING ON IT TO FIND OUT IT MOSTLY INVOLVES BACK PAIN AND TRANSPHOBIA
 
A really EASY first date where the chemistry is a BREEZE and you can't quite believe you felt nervous 2 hours ago because SURELY you're gping to MARRY THIS MAN
 
Seeing someone you used to date and they were a cunt to you and they've gotten FAT/ OLD/ RANK
 

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