RANK THE ENTRIES SO FAR (2023 edition)

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea

GOOD

Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite

OKAY

Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are One
Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem
Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)

MONGE

Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā
Estonia: Alika - Bridges
Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

 

[Pingu]

GREAT
Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart

DECENT
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite
Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are One

NOT FOR ME BUT STILL WELCOME
Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Estonia: Alika - Bridges
Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem

CRAP BUT SOME POTENTIAL
Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā
Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje

JUST CRAP
Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!

 

[Pingu]

I should add that in Albania's case, the potential only applies if she ditches her weird family, which obviously isn't going to happen so she can be an honorary member of the bottom category.

 

[LTZ]

Id love to be an honorary member of the bottom category

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Id love to be an honorary member of the bottom category

No honorary memberships. Do the work!

 

[Marina Salty]

Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown

Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Estonia: Alika - Bridges

Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are One
Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā
Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem
Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown



Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ
Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You



Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite
Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are One



Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem
Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Estonia: Alika - Bridges


Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

ACCEPTABLE OR EXCELLENT/ THE MALTESE EUROVISION MEDLEY

Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea

SECOND TIER/ NEED TIME TO EMBED/ DIDDY'S HOLIDAY TO MALTA

Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You
Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite

POOR/ MALTESE INVESTMENT POTFOLIOS

Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are
Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem
Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā
Estonia: Alika - Bridges

TERRIBLE/ MONGE

Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Italy - Marco Mengoni - Due vite
Czech Republic - Vesna - My Sisters Crown
Spain - Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Norway - Alessandra - Queen of Kings


Slovenia - Joker Out - Carpe diem
Albania - Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Denmark - Reiley - Breaking My Heart


Estonia - Alika - Bridges
Ukraine - Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Ireland - Wild Youth - We Are One
Belgium - Gustaph - Because of You
Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Latvia - Sudden Lights - Aijā


Romania - Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)
Croatia - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!

 

[C’est la VoR]

Norway - Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Czech Republic - Vesna - My Sisters Crown

Spain - Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Belgium - Gustaph - Because of You
Italy - Marco Mengoni - Due vite

Malta - The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)
Denmark - Reiley - Breaking My Heart
Slovenia - Joker Out - Carpe diem
Latvia - Sudden Lights - Aijā
Ireland - Wild Youth - We Are One
Ukraine - Tvorchi - Heart of Steel
Albania - Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje

Estonia - Alika - Bridges
Croatia - Let 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Romania - Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

 

[ButterTart]

JOY FLEMING

Norway: Alessandra - Queen of Kings
Slovenia: Joker Out - Carpe diem
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due vite

SENHIT

Czechia: Vesna - My Sister's Crown
Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!
Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā

SAMANTHA J. ANUS

Ireland: Wild Youth - We Are One
Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)

SERBIAN KENNETH PARCELL

Albania: Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
Ukraine: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel

CONAN OSIRIS

Estonia: Alika - Bridges
Belgium: Gustaph - Because of You
Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart

CONAN OSIRIS ft. RONA NISHLIU & BENJAMIN INGROSSO

Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

 

[dzjermlaw]

Subject to change as I have only listened to most of them once.

Best

Norway
Czechia
Slovenia
Ireland
Latvia
Albania
Croatia
Italy
Denmark
Estonia
Malta
Belgium
Ukraine
Spain
Getting hit by a car
Romania

Worst

 

[Kevin7]

Best:

Norway
Italy
Czechia
Denmark
Slovenia
Ukraine
Spain
Belgium
Estonia
Latvia
Albania
Ireland
Malta
Getting hit by a car
Croatia
Romania

Worst

 

[TiShh]

Actively good (for very different reasons):

Croatia
Italy
Slovenia
--
Good:

Czechia
Norway
Belgium
Malta
Denmark

--
Not quite there yet, but maybe?:

Spain
Albania
Romania
---
Actively meh:

Ireland
Ukraine
Estonia
Latvia

 

[C’est la VoR]

How the entries so far are charting in their own countries (using Spotify daily rankings)

#1 Latvia
#2 Italy (Peak - 1)
#2 Estonia (Peak - 2)
#3 Norway (Peak - 1)
#11 Denmark (Peak - 11)
#23 Czech Republic (Peak - 17)
#102 Belgium (Peak - 10)


Not charting:
Ireland
Romania
Spain
Ukraine

No Data:
Albania
Croatia
Malta
Slovenia

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Did the favourites sorter since we’re nearly there. I really like my top 14. There’s a few solid but unremarkable songs up until 25. At which point it’s an absolute BIN FIRE.

Rank	Entry
1	Sweden Loreen Tattoo
2	Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha
3	Austria Teya & Salena Who the Hell Is Edgar?
4	Norway Alessandra Queen of Kings
5	Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava
6	Iceland Diljá Power
7	France La Zarra Évidemment
8	Czech Republic Vesna My Sister's Crown
9	Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna
10	Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn
11	Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea
12	Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem
13	Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite
14	United Kingdom Mae Muller I Wrote a Song
15	Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ!
16	Albania Albina & Familja Kelmendi Duje
17	Belgium Gustaph Because of You
18	Estonia Alika Bridges
19	Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart
20	Netherlands Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper Burning Daylight
21	Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay
22	Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā
23	Portugal Mimicat Ai coração
24	Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say
25	Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart
26	Poland Blanka Solo
27	San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal
28	Ireland Wild Youth We Are One
29	Ukraine Tvorchi Heart of Steel
30	Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party)
31	Australia Voyager Promise
32	Romania Theodor Andrei D.G.T. (Off and On)
33	Switzerland Remo Forrer Watergun
34	Germany

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

1. Sweden
2. United Kingdom
3. Finland
4. Austria
5. Czechia
6. Norway
7. Spain
8. Italy
9. Israel
10. Iceland

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It’ll be interesting to see if ANYONE doesn’t have Sweden as their favourite

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It’ll be interesting to see if ANYONE doesn’t have Sweden as their favourite

Oh hi!

Obviously Loreen to win, but Cha Cha Cha is the absolute tits.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

It’ll be interesting to see if ANYONE doesn’t have Sweden as their favourite

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The current state of the scoreboard app, it’s a good song but didn’t expect Slovenia to be doing so well.

 

[C’est la VoR]

According to the sorter

1. Sweden
2. Finland
3. Austria
4. Czech Republic
5. Norway
6. Serbia
7. France
8. United Kingdom
9. Iceland
10. Latvia

11. Malta
12. Belgium
13. Slovenia
14. Netherlands
15. Moldova
16. Portugal
17. Australia
18. Denmark
19. Israel
20. Italy

21. Lithuania
22. Cyprus
23. Spain
24. Ireland
25. Albania
26. Poland
27. Ukraine
28. San Marino
29. Estonia
30. Croatia

31. Germany
32. Swizerland
33. Romania
34. Greece

Good year! It only really falls off for me around the 28 mark.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Who are we still missing from this year?

 

[Phoenix]

Out of the ones I listened to I like France and Norway. The Czech one is cute too.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Who are we still missing from this year?

Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do we know anything about Georgia or Armenia? Azerbaijan looks DOA.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Both solo females, likely mid-uptempo

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

OOOOOOOH

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Both solo females, likely mid-uptempo

!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Praying for something as iconic as CHAINS ON YOU.

 

[Alla]

It’ll be interesting to see if ANYONE doesn’t have Sweden as their favourite

I guess plenty of people? Austria and Finland for me, thank you very much.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Both solo females, likely mid-uptempo

Omg MID-UPTEMPO?!

 

[ButterTart]

The sorter hath spoken:

1. Norway
2. Finland
3. United Kingdom
4. Austria
5. Latvia
6. Sweden
7. Moldova
8. Australia
9. Slovenia
10. Germany

11. Iceland
12. Italy
13. Cyprus
14. Serbia
15. Malta
16. France
17. Ireland
18. Israel
19. Belgium
20. Lithuania

21. Czech Republic
22. Denmark
23. Greece
24. Portugal
25. Poland
26. Albania
27. Armenia
28. Ukraine
29. Netherlands
30. Switzerland

31. Spain
32. Croatia
33. San Marino
34. Azerbaijan
35. Estonia
36. Romania

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I can’t at you now putting UK third.

 

[Zu]

I can’t at you now putting UK third.

And Germany TENTH!

 

[Zu]

Not to mention Lorraine SIXTH!

 

[Zu]

Plucky Esthonia thirty fifth and below CROATIA

HOW MUST POOR @OutSynk FEEL