SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Dark Carnival]

He can lay still while I do all the work it’s cool.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry for being a POWER BOTTOM!

 

[Lucille]

The girlies need to duet with each other instead of being dragged down by these insipid heterosexual men.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Remember when we got that GAY DISCO NONSENSE on covers night?

MORE OF THAT PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

They should only be allowed to cover Italo disco classics!

 

[Penelope]

They should only be allowed to cover Italo disco classics!

Like EYES OF A STRANGER

 

[win_the_game]

They should only be allowed to cover Italo disco classics!

Angie Care with mandatory POTATO SACK couture please.

 

[Lucille]

Angie Care with mandatory POTATO SACK couture please.

omg

 

[Lucille]

Can someone explain the stupid fucking Italia song please?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Oh god it’s time for the anthropomorphic mouse duet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

What is happening please

 

[win_the_game]

The stuff of nightmares

 

[Dark Carnival]

What is happening please

The wicked doll is singing with a mouse

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, A WILD HARMONICA APPEARS

 

[Lucille]

 

[Soldi]

The wicked doll is singing with a mouse

I’m home now and this is the first thing I’ve seen

This feels like a FEVER DREAM

 

[Soldi]

Knowing Italy they’ll vote this in the top five won’t they

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Them giving the mouse a bouquet is the first vaguely funny thing they've done this week

 

[Lucille]

Horrifying and chilling.

 

[Lucille]

It doesn’t even look like a MOUSE!

 

[Lucille]

Did they accidentally put the performer autotune on the presenters mic

 

[Lucille]

Serving CONTI.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Ok I just got a whiff of cunt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still better than the male rock duet

 

[win_the_game]

I wonder if Serena might have done better if she'd stuck with the jazz/soul. The audience seem to be going HOGWILD for this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wonder if Serena might have done better if she'd stuck with the jazz/soul. The audience seem to be going HOGWILD for this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ok I just got a whiff of cunt.

Very very faint though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do YOUR BODY you COWARDS

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

You know things are bad when this is the best performance of the night.

 

[win_the_game]

Arisa sounds like she's never heard this song in her life.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Arisa sounds like she's never heard this song in her life.

I'm jealous of her

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stop complementing him

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who are these divas?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Happy valentines girls.

 

[Lucille]

Roses are red
I’m alone in my house
If you’ll be Mahmood
I’ll be your mouse