SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Lucille]

Get the PACKETS IN girls!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh god I can already hear the DOZENS of ballads sung by 40-a day vocalists with chords SHOT TO SHIT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really need to take a week off work for this to be manageable.

 

[Lucille]

Oh god I can already hear the DOZENS of ballads sung by 40-a day vocalists with chords SHOT TO SHIT.

 

[Penelope]

Simply cannot wait to spend an evening HUFFING TALCUM POWDER AND FALLING ASLEEP to 40 MALNOURISHED TWINKS

 

[Lucille]

He settled on a sensible 30 contestants!

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

 

[win_the_game]

Elodie, Franny and the FASCIST in!

 

[Lucille]

@ZenReindeer MARCELLA!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Delighted to see Giorgia (4th best voice in the world apparently) back in. Hoping she's bringing those cheap Wendy Moten synths back as well.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Rose Villan is an exciting prospect, by name alone.

 

[Lucille]

Are their any other exciting geriatrics of note WTG?

 

[Lucille]

Rose Villan is an exciting prospect, by name alone.

Her entry last year was one of my faves!

 

[win_the_game]

Rose Villan is an exciting prospect, by name alone.

She was the ballad but make it CUNT one from this year!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenReindeer MARCELLA!!!

She'd better have a BANGER about AN ITEM OF CLOTHING

 

[win_the_game]

Are their any other exciting geriatrics of note WTG?

There's Massimo Ranieri if withered old men is your thing.

 

[Lucille]

Massimo Ranieri

Only 73? Practically a CHILD!

 

[win_the_game]

Personally I'm quite excited for Brunori Sas (you'll all hate him), Joan Thiele and this queen Lucio Corsi (31!):

 

[Lucille]

I thought that was DAVID HOYLE!

 

[Penelope]

SHALL WE GIRLS?



I DON'T KNOW!

 

[Soldi]

Her entry last year was one of my faves!

And Clara too

 

[Lucille]

God we got so much CUNT last year.

 

[Lucille]

SHALL WE GIRLS?



I DON'T KNOW!

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This failed due to BI-PHOBIA but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation!

 

[win_the_game]

By my count there are hardly any DEATHLY TWINKS but a lot of RAPPERS in this line up:

Willie Peyote
Rkomi
Emis Killa
Fedez
Bresh
Tony Effe
Shablo feat. Guè, Joshua & Tormento
Rocco Hunt

 

[Lucille]

I believe this year’s Italian entry will be evil.

 

[VoR]

Anyone likely to benefit from massive regional voting like that rapper from this year?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Personally I'm quite excited for Brunori Sas (you'll all hate him), Joan Thiele and this queen Lucio Corsi (31!):

Another VERY HEALTHY (former) twink!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Rose Villain, Elodie and desperate Fran

 

[Dark Carnival]

Two consecutive editions with Irama though

 

[Kratz]

HIP HIP HOORAY FOR FRAN!

 

[Lucille]

By my count there are hardly any DEATHLY TWINKS but a lot of RAPPERS in this line up:

Willie Peyote
Rkomi
Emis Killa
Fedez
Bresh
Tony Effe
Shablo feat. Guè, Joshua & Tormento
Rocco Hunt

A barrage of ugly neck tattoos looms I fear.

 

[VoR]

Personally I'm quite excited for Brunori Sas (you'll all hate him), Joan Thiele and this queen Lucio Corsi (31!):

Why is this image giving me haunted D@ily Mail columnist LIZ JONES?

 

[Penelope]

I'm told Conti said "very little rap, lots of pop, no songs about politics or immigration"

 

[Lucille]

I'm told Conti said "very little rap, lots of pop, no songs about politics or immigration"

Except Marcella who has submitted a rousing foot stamper called “AND STAY OUT!”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Except Marcella who has submitted a rousing foot stamper called “AND STAY OUT!”

 

[Soldi]

God we got so much CUNT last year.

It was an ASTOUNDING bunch. We deserve an Elodie win next year after Annalisa lost.

 

[ZZ]

OMG!
Francesco Gabbani is competing this year???

I might have to watch it!

 

[Soldi]

Wait it’s completely passed me by that Francesca Michielin is in too