SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[D5K]

I haven't been following closely this year; are any of the remaining five bearable?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Giorgia!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I haven't been following closely this year; are any of the remaining five bearable?

No

 

[Lucille]

SANCTIONS honey!

 

[Penelope]

I haven't been following closely this year; are any of the remaining five bearable?

Olly and Brunori Sas just about.

 

[Lucille]

GIORGIA GIORGIA!

 

[Kratz]

Some utterly iconic audience shots here

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[dmlaw]

I haven't been following closely this year; are any of the remaining five bearable?

Olly is the only one which isn’t actively monsterous.

 

[Tisch]

The Italian audience absolutely FIZZING at some of these results

 

[Penelope]

Conti informing the theatre that the Carabinieri ARE armed and present outside.

 

[Lucille]

The crowd giving the unhinged Benidormfest a run for their money!

 

[Kratz]

GIORGIA GIORGIA!

LO
RE
DA
NA!

 

[Lucille]

FedEx isn’t even in my top 5 turds.

 

[Tisch]

Would let Fedez slip it in. That's okay right?

 

[Lucille]

This is why we need DEI.

 

[Lucille]

Would let Fedez slip it in. That's okay right?

NO.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Would let Fedez slip it in. That's okay right?

As if he could maintain an erection!

 

[Tisch]

NO.

Sorry I'M NEW HERE

 

[dmlaw]

Not one of these songs would get more than 10 televote points if it had been sent by, say, Spain.

 

[Lucille]

Clara 27th we need to invade and punish the wicked pasta devils.

 

[IntoTheDark]

Oh just give me MAHMOOD already

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I swear if that haunted twink clown THING ends up winning

 

[Dark Carnival]

What an awful top 5

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh just give me MAHMOOD already

Oh she just breezes in at the end and demands Mahmood.

SOME OF US DID THE WORK YOU KNOW!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Sorry but WHITE FACE is top 5?

 

[Madison]

Anyone but Simone Cristicchi please.

 

[Tisch]

Oh not the Italian equivalent of TROLL DOG HAT HAT GIRL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't believe I am now a passionate supporter of a male mid tempo but HERE WE ARE.

The evil Italians have done this to me

 

[Kratz]

Olly is the only passable one

 

[D5K]

Have they borrowed the EBU's anti-booing technology?

 

[Tisch]

Italy vote for anyone with a vagina challenge (impossible)

 

[Lucille]

Not one woman in the top 5

 

[Soldi]

I swear if that haunted twink clown THING ends up winning

If they do I look forward to Italy getting NUL POINTS

 

[dmlaw]

Can you imagine what would happen if the UK tried to send any of this DOGSHIT?

 

[Marina Salty]

When is this going to end

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can you imagine what would happen if the UK tried to send any of this DOGSHIT?

Liz Truss would accidentally have a correct opinion

 

[Lucille]

I can’t think of any other European nation that has such an anti-woman bias, it’s genuinely bizzare.

 

[Kratz]

Can you imagine what would happen if the UK tried to send any of this DOGSHIT?

True but I suspect Italy isn’t heading for a podium finish this year.

 

[dmlaw]

So where did Tutta L’Italia come in the rankings? It’s not too late to send that.