Serbia 2021: Hurricane - Loco Loco

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Are you ready to go LOCO LOCO?



Hoping for a HIGHLY SPIRITED and frantic lantino-tinged BANGER, rather than a laid-back reggaeton GROOVE tbh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I want as close to a Hasta La Vista rewrite as would still pass plagiarism tests please.

 

[Soldi]

They were filming the music video in the CARIBBEAN, so it’ll probably be a SULTRY SUMMER BANGER

 

[Madíson]

I predict that this will be better than “Loca”.

 

[Alla]

The obsession with Spanish titles these queens

 

[ButterTart]

At least they haven’t followed the rule of every Spanish song by a non-Spanish artist having the word ‘Vida’, ‘bailar’ or ‘contigo’ in the title.

 

[GinAg (39)]

No I'm not ready. Or that bothered.

 

[Penelope]

No I'm not ready. Or that bothered.

Have you learned NOTHING from Charlotte?

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait for this SOY LATINO BANGER

 

[GinAg (39)]

Have you learned NOTHING from Charlotte?

I'd rather be pessimistic and be proven wrong by a life ending/ beginning/ defining banger.

Besides these bitches can come to me when they've provided me with as much unfiltered homosexual joy as Dame Charlotte has over FOUR DECADES!

 

[Alla]

At least they haven’t followed the rule of every Spanish song by a non-Spanish artist having the word ‘Vida’, ‘bailar’ or ‘contigo’ in the title.

Well, not that they're that original: Livin' la vida loca, Loco in acapulco or The Loco-motion.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, not that they're that original: Livin' la vida loca, Loco in acapulco or The Loco-motion.

Oh shit

If I wrote a song next year called Loca Bailar Contigo, I’d have fifteen different countries fighting for it.

 

[Apoca]

This is going to be incredibly basic, somewhat low-rent and it won't reinvent the wheel.

aka I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm entirely expecting this to be the most UNDERWHELMING banger since Demy plopped out This Is Love for Greece a few years back, and obviously I CANNOT WAIT

 

[Apoca]

I'm entirely expecting this to be the most UNDERWHELMING banger since Demy plopped out This Is Love for Greece a few years back, and obviously I CANNOT WAIT

"This Is Love" redefined genres: the first BEIGE BANGERS in music history.

 

[Penelope]

This Is Love was INCREDIBLE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wasn’t a fan of Hasta La Vista, but frankly I’ll take Serbia serving us basic bitch pop over boring Balkan wailing!

 

[Soldi]

Wasn’t a fan of Hasta La Vista, but frankly I’ll take Serbia serving us basic bitch pop over boring Balkan wailing!

Don’t you SLANDER BBB’s like THAT

 

[Raining on Me]

Their last song was such a tasty slice of trash pop, I was convinced it would come top 5 despite everyone weirdly shunning it.

So same again please

 

[Penelope]

There's NO WAY the juries would have ranked NOBODY BUT YOU first if it was from *pulls country out of randomiser* AUSTRIA

Could this be moved to the other thread given it was in that discussion

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

So same again please

It looks like you are going to GET your WISH!



Are we getting the full version of this TODAY?

Amazing that Serbia went from being the undisputed MASTERS of the BBB to this absolute TRASHFEST

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Are they even the SAME WOMEN from last year?

 

[Suomi]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Well that is a lot of SOUNDS mashed together
Not sure where the MELODY is hiding, but I think I love it anyway

Hasta La Vista was absolutely catchier though, so I don't have HUGE HOPE for this leaving the semi

 

[Soldi]

This sounds like they’ve just written new lyrics over last years song

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It doesn't really leave ANY room to BREATHE does it?
Every single second of those 3 minutes is JAM PACKED and HIGHLY SPIRITED!

 

[ButterTart]

This is sufficiently tits out.

I'm sure the navel-gazers of the Moopy monastery will be out in force to decry it for being uptempo like they were with Moldova yesterday.

 

[Suomi]

This feels very powerful

 

[GinAg (39)]

I like the video.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is the energy I wanted after two hours of nonsense yesterday.

DOUZE

 

[Эулия]

This sounds like they’ve just written new lyrics over last years song

JUST AS WE LIKE IT

I trust they’re sticking with the Serbian. I do declare this to be BETTER THAN MOLDOVA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like the video.

I'm just glad I can finally talk about why I was filming in Serbia recently!

 

[Soldi]

I'm just glad I can finally talk about why I was filming in Serbia recently!

Omg

 

[Lucille]

TRASH!

 

[Lucille]

THE MAN THOUGH

 

[D5K]

It feels like there's a good song in there somewhere but it's not quite winning the fight to get out.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Here for Serbia's transformation into a trashy Balkan SLUT This is better than last year's effort but still won't cut it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Obviously I'm gagging already for the mess the live perf will be

 

[Pingu]

LOVE this in theory but yes where are the hooks, where is the melody?? A bit like last year, it’s less than the sum of its parts although I think I do prefer it to Hasta La Vista.

I can’t wait to see that dance break live though because from what I can tell in between the manic camera cuts, they’re barely in the same TIME ZONE when they’re doing that routine.

 

[Эулия]

I’ve now listened to this a few times and it hasn’t half got a rubbish, piss poor verse. Also, is it just me who thinks the chorus brings to mind the Macarena?

TITS OUT AND DOWN TO THE BRA AND PANTIES IN THE BACK OF THE CAB NONETHELESS