Speculate Wildly About Enya

[disneyteletubby]

Enya, in a rather subtle way, without the music or typical look, was an 80s punk
"as punk as Enya!"

She was a big fan of The Police and The Stranglers

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Enya's pussy might stink, but her industrial strength wet wipes disguise a multitude of sins.

 

[disneyteletubby]

The last time Enya heard the word 'reclusive' was this Müller advert where the teacher fears she'll become a reclusive stamp collector

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware that, if the album is going to be released later than 2023, it might be this picture

Spoiler

that people might consider 'the latest Enya photo' for some time, until the promotion for the new album begins...!
(Edited: not the Wikipedia photo for her anymore, seeing if I can publish her appearance from the Christmas 2019 video message instead )

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Enya is intimidated by egg whisks.

Spoiler: Oh wait...that's true!!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thought that summoning a tropical storm to wherever @Castle_Qwean is would be an interesting idea to get more content on the Moopy Enya threads

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks one of the few female solo artists with significantly improved music 10 years on (who released something in 2013 too) would be Miley Cyrus.
She even found herself singing "I can buy myself flowers"...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is confused - this is not Enya
yet she kind of likes the CD concept and the composition!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya could wing being the star of a travel show about Japan ️





She supposes Jane McDonald did the best she could in this new one in Japan - though does seem lost in Japan indeed

Enya's been going there since the 80s so no wonder she seems so natural there

 

[Finnland]

The picture in that tweet is actually Enya after eight Bacardi Breezers

When Enya gets drunk she likes to do an impression of "an old Japanese man". Her friends fear it will get her cancelled.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Nah, Enya finds herself quite high in Japan- in a literal sense!

Enya visited floor 340 of the Tokyo Skytree


She finds it funny Jane goes this but not to visit the Skytree. Enya's more of the thrillseeker of course

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I feel like I’m TRIPPING whenever I open this thread.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha
Enya finds it weird how this (bar the first and last 2 sentences ) kind of ties in with the recent football events:

From this article, 1991

- 'I should be so lucky' as in Kylie's song, which was at #2 (like the football results)

- Enya hopes that the Spanish Fifa president was not the same boy there

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya revisited the Parc de Saint-Cloud in Paris recently.

Not much to do with the memory of trees however,

Spoiler: it is a filming location for...

🕊

 

[Castle_Qwean]

Enya thought that summoning a tropical storm to wherever @Castle_Qwean is would be an interesting idea to get more content on the Moopy Enya threads

How do you know so much more about me than I know about you? Such as, the region (if not the city) where I live?

 

[Finnland]

Enya scents her castle with small bottles of room odourisers she buys from her corner shop

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's favourite comedian is definitely Rowan Atkinson

(From the London 2012 opening ceremony of course )

---

& just finished watching Bean (1997) on Sky Cinema

 

[Finnland]

Enya has more in common with @Martha Skidd than you might first assume

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya kind of wanted to be an RTÉ equivalent of the BBC's test card girl back in the late 70s

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Enya has more in common with @Martha Skidd than you might first assume

And they've never been seen in the same room as each other...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya finds it 'a bit disappointing' that air traffic control issues in the UK mean no flights can go in and out of Dublin Airport

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya still can't believe the title of this article.

'Crack cocaine hell hole' near houses of Bono and Enya

A drugs ‘hell hole’ is blighting one of Ireland’s most beautiful seaside resorts near the homes of stars such as Bono and Enya.

m.independent.ie

She used to go to the old tea rooms, and past the ruins on the way to the beach strand.
Perhaps joined Bono's wife et al. in complaints about the now-blocked access to the Killiney beach strand

Killiney beach development put on hold after objections from Ali Hewson and others

News from the Irish Examiner's team of reporters

www.irishexaminer.com

 

[Finnland]

Enya thinks it's a pity circuses aren't allowed to use animals anymore

 

[disneyteletubby]

her dear soul sisters [1][2]

Comme le veut le destin, Enya, comme eux deux, mourra en France.

 

[disneyteletubby]

" Hopefully there's still a good bit of time before that happens

Enya was considering doing backing vocals for Peter Gabriel, but Kate Bush got there first, having already had Wuthering Heights as a hit.
Enya's glad to have been closer to 28 rather than 18 at the height of fame.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks watching Lingo is ten times more fun with Irish sisters playing it

https://www.itv.com/watch/lingo/10a0540/10a0540a0102

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Enya is 100% a faithful.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also rather fateful

 

[Finnland]

Enya has never been on an escalator

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has never been on an escalator

I'm sure she has
Enya is tempted to stand still on escalators when it gets to the end, if there's nobody else behind

Still, she's been in more interesting lifts

That was from 1989, in this, haha. I'll share each day from September, if I remember

 

[Finnland]

Enya missed ten minutes of Oppenheimer, because she was off having a poo.

 

[KNT]

Enya is consulting her legal team after @Finn spread disinformation about her relationship with escalators.

"I will ruin him." She told a friend.

 

[Finnland]

If Enya had ever been on an escalator then @disneyteletubby or @Castle_Qwean would have produced footage of it by now. @Finn stands by his claims.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Enya is unsure what the best strategy is for swordfighting on an escalator, hence her distrust for them.

 

[Ellie]

Enya's favourite film franchise is Adam Sandler's Grown Ups. She is currently in talks with his production company to finance Grown Ups 3 on the condition that she films a cameo.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Enya only does anal during Ramadan.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes it is great to both honour and glorify the dead​

 

[disneyteletubby]

If Enya had ever been on an escalator then @disneyteletubby or @Castle_Qwean would have produced footage of it by now.

I was a bit slow, there is fan-filmed footage

Enya leaves Taiwan Airport, 2005



Nicky and Roma there too with Eithne, and lucky people with them, hugs all around

 

[Finnland]

You won't fool me with such a SHODDY DEEP FAKE

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes to think that her sisters were part of the inspiration for the Teletubbies

This 1992-3 video in particular 🏞