Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Lucille]

That WICKED WOMAN is so CAT OWNER CODED.

 

[Kate]

Enya has joined The Fall on xylophone and castanets.

 

[Kate]

Mark E. Smith has sacked Enya from The Fall.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mark E. Smith has had A Fall from Enya's battlements

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been doodling Christmas trees and musical notes in the Christmas cards she's writing

Spoiler: Example 😄🎄🎶

The picture of Enya drawing with felt tips is from 2007
Edit- original colour photo from this article

 

[Finn]

Enya doesn't mind who wins Strictly "as long as it's not them queers"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't mind who wins Strictly "as long as it's not them queers"

Enya would actually love for them to win! In her opinion, Layton and Nikita's Charleston has overtook Jay and Aliona's jive as the "best ever dance on Strictly".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is reliving the events of this from 8 years ago

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wears her Claddagh ring with the heart pointing inwards usually this symbolises marriage, and she has been quizzed on this a few times. Enya doesn't care for that 'tradition', just thinks it looks better that way, plus she is happily 'self-married'.

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks that anyone who makes a 'charitable donation' instead of giving Christmas presents needs to get over themself and just do both

 

[Lucille]

Enya left one of her ‘charitable donations’ in my letterbox

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is musing on the fact that her brother Leon passed away two years ago and her last gift to him

Spoiler: More about it

Also that she has since surpassed his age (just over 62yo).
That picture of Enya sadly looking on wearing a mask (I think that was taken the day after, and Nicky and Roma close by too.) https://www.pressreader.com/ireland/irish-daily-star/20211222/281865826791484

and the bittersweet nature of close death posts being the most vulnerable yet most liked.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is (mostly) indifferent to being missed off this photo/not credited elsewhere like Sinéad, for the short hair. Anyway, she finds the controversy behind Miss France 2024 rather silly.

Enya would never have entered a beauty pageant herself (though her niece won the Mary Dungloe one in 2019) but finds it lovely that a girl with elfy ears and short dark hair won this, albeit rather late.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya really likes Cher's 'DJ Play A Christmas Song' and wants to be dancing all night long at a Christmas party, where she might be singing this on karaoke.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya doesn't understand why people think the three Queens scene in The Crown is unrealistic. Enya never leaves the castle without at least three apparitions of her past self in tow.

 

[disneyteletubby]

was doing

What if 'snow' in the lyrics was actually referring to this?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is finding this bleak midwinter morning very windy and cold just like the poem/song.
She has retreated to a less draughty room in the castle, by a warm fire.

 

[Ellie]

Enya is spending Christmas this year re-recording all of her albums, Taylor Swift style. She will be adding in some Janet Jackson style sexy interludes as a treat.

 

[Ellie]

Having watched the new TV+ movie The Family Plan with Mark Wahlberg and being delighted at her inclusion on the film soundtrack, Enya has decided to re-rate the Transformers franchise and upgrade them to 5/10 on IMDB.

 

[Finn]

Enya is not giving her castle staff Christmas Day off.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya admits that even she envies the cheekbones of ITV newsreader Romilly Weeks

 

[Ellie]

Enya admits that even she envies the cheekbones of ITV newsreader Romilly Weeks

She was also greatly admiring Riz Lateef’s boots on BBC News last night.

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s staff just received their Christmas bonus (each received an envelope stuffed with a single turd)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has changed her mind about this

In hindsight, Enya kind of wishes she'd not gone on This Morning.

She is kind of looking forward to Ben Shephard and Cat Deeley presenting This Morning and hopes it'll be a fun interview when the time comes

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would avoid most recipes by Nigella Lawson "for health reasons", but also gladly watches her shows for health reasons

 

[Finn]

Nigella is one of the few people who has managed to make Enya's turkey moist

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya promises that (within the next couple of years) there will be another Christmastime appearance from her

Spoiler: Like all these 🤗

Someone else's compilation of Enya clips near Christmas


The latest time (2019) that Enya herself "officially spoke"
Hope she will be heard from next year!

Today she might be going to a Christmas party/gathering ️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes the funniest lyric she recorded (and released) was "We all want some figgy pudding"




She also agrees that, as lovely as chocolate is, Christmas or fig pudding is better than Yule log.

Enya's Christmas greeting posts will appear tomorrow, on Christmas Day

 

[Lucille]

I’d like to figgy Enya’s pudding until she gets some.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya sometimes imagines being the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.

🕊
(She loves birds but would be uneasy handling that many, haha.)

As tiring as all the gatherings can be, Enya's very grateful that she belongs to a large, fairly wealthy, musical, loving and giving family in a safe place at Christmas.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya believes in the split of the Baby Boomer generation around mid 1950s- early 1960s. (1946-64 is too big)
She sometimes finds she has less in common with older Boomers than with Generation Z and Alpha.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya will no longer be accepting invitations for parties from Philipp Kirkorov. Her bloomers are NOT party wear.

 

[disneyteletubby]

This Loose Women appearance in 2006 (with that panel)

She happens to have Loose Women on the telly, and thinks the current ladies there are much lovelier, talking about things like writing 2024/ whatever the new year is.
18 years on, Enya's open to appearing on the show again.

 

[GNL]

Enya refuses to sing 'Auld Lang Syne'.

"What does it mean?" The 'May It Be' singer fumed, "You can't just make up words."

 

[Finn]

Enya hopes this will be the year they bring back the Hollyoaks Hunks calendar

A disappointed Enya has just left Clinton Cards

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya refuses to sing 'Auld Lang Syne'.

"What does it mean?" The 'May It Be' singer fumed, "You can't just make up words."

How...DARE she

 

[Ellie]

Enya would like Stacey Solomon and crew to sort her life out in her castle. It’s been getting very cluttered lately as she has somehow accumulated 5,000 items of tupperware, many kaftans of varying sizes and colours and 24 grand pianos among other things.

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s staff are working round the clock to de-clinker her before the New Year.

 

[Finn]

Enya's staff will NOT be having New Year's Eve or New Year's Day off, the workshy scum

 

[Kratz]

Enya’s staff are working round the clock to de-clinker her before the New Year.

Presumably it’s her usual nude extravaganza?