Speculate Wildly About Enya

Enya's numerous online dating profiles all mention her fetish for ENFORCED CUCKOLDING, but also sadly inform potential hookups that she CANNOT ACCOM :(
 
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Enya supposes beauty is in the eye of the beholder, whatever their role may be. ☺️
She doesn't mind being considered a voyeuse, but what's most important is being a relationship anarchist. 🤝
 
Enya lit a candle in the window for the Holocaust Memorial Day 😌🕯 and since she couldn't find compatible purple lights for her castle exterior, she got out a wonderful amethyst geode lamp instead. 🤩💜
 
Enya doesn't really watch EastEnders, but she has a soft spot for Susan "Honey" Mitchell
Oh and Cindy Beale (played by Michelle Collins) however much trouble she gets herself into. She watched some of EastEnders after ages haha.
Part of her is almost as chaotic as Cindy. ☺️
 
Enya is hoping that February will be a decent month ahead. The amethyst geode is still present, both at home and in the studio. 🤩
Its energy can be sensed... 💎💜🌌

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Oh and weaving St Brigid's crosses 🪄❎🌾 thanks to Brigid, they've a bank holiday this Monday, so Enya is considering a journey back to Donegal. 🤗🌄
 
Enya will sooner apply for The Masked Singer UK series 7, if she can fit in the autumn filming dates with album promotion 🪄 (Plus the inevitable costume reveal will boost promotion in January 2026 to remind the general public that she's back with something new ✨ :grin: 🎶 )
 
Enya has been revealed to be an AI controlled automaton of Elon Musk EVIL

"My soothing harmonies lull all into quiet compliance and a false sense that the world isn't a SHITSHOW HELLFIRE" the techno queen chuckled as she pillaged Greenland
 
Enya got recommended these nails on Pinterest (though she will stick with her oud nails)
Nails reminded of Enyacore in February 2023

which reminded her of Enyacore, two years ago already :grin:
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Enya was thinking (when the weather improves) that it'd be a fun idea to revisit Glasgow to film a new music video of hers, near to where the car scene of her first one, I Want Tomorrow, was done. 😄🔥
 
Enya has always felt an insatiable urge to explore the art of Glasgow Smiles.

She will quench her thirst this year.
 
Enya is having a 'very romantic' day as usual. ♥️

Food is a large component of her Valentine's Day, but that certainly doesn't involve reheating nachos. :D
(Doritos Cool Original and a salsa dip will do. 😋)
 
Enya enjoys romantic days but only solo; she has a notorious phobia of ACTUAL romance.

"It's like mankind has forgotten that the pixies only went extinct after swapping contaminated SEMINAL FLUIDS" she sadly rues
 
Enya recalls this interview, and her heart has never beat faster in fear after the present [🎁] bit, somehow not the bit the interviewer mentioned before. 😅

(there was a meme of it but can't find it anymore)
 
There is an 80% chance that Enya is performing at Vicar Street on 6th March :disco: the comedy central (venue) of Dublin. :grin:
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One of the Kneecap guys said they'd like to collaborate with Enya though 😄

'Gaeilge' not 'Gaelige'
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U2 were the previous winners of this Classic Album award; Sinéad O'Connor the year before. ♡
 
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When the BRIT Awards come around, Enya thinks about those 4 nominations she had, most of any Irish artist, but missed out on the win.
She still likes to watch, and wishes Charli XCX well tonight.
As well as Adele and Raye did, it's nice to see someone who's not 'reheating nachos' so much. :grin:
 
Enya is astonished that it has been a decade since #TheDress !

Why We're Fascinated by the Blue-Black, White-Gold Dress - Big Think

She bought that dress, and has always seen it as black and blue. Reminds her of the Dark Sky Island days...🖤💙🪄

(I see it as blue and gold :D)
 
Enya is likely is a mix of excited and nervous for her little awarding moment later on! Might be a video message, but she's hopefully up for an opportunity to dress up and attend in-person, and share a little speech for the youth. 🤗 🎼
 
Might be a video message, but she's hopefully up for an opportunity to dress up and attend in-person
Although it was neither of these, Enya still had a nice evening, and did thank 'the new generation' discovering her music. 🤗

Enya, out of self-abstinence and self-care, will politely avoid attending award ceremonies and huge events until after her new album, whenever that may be. :thumbsup: 🎶
 
As well as it being International Women's Day and Crufts, Enya is also noting Trisomy 8 Awareness Day, finding it sweet that, like with songs, there are also some with a middle 8. 🤗🎶
 
Enya was reminded that it's St Patrick's Day is in a week🍀 so it's going to be busy and noisy in town again..! ☺ Like her brother in this clip, Enya wouldn't add any blackcurrant juice/Ribena to Guinness the rare times she has a pint of it, haha. She feels for Sinitta being introduced to that by Louis Walsh back in the day. 😅
 
Enya is delighted to know of her debut At The BBC (airing on BBC 2 on Saturday) and looks forward to seeing it, if not already. 😊🎶🪄

She hopes it will be edited better than the Watermark watch party. It better get the aspect ratios right. :thumbsup: 🖼

Oh and this was her actual BBC debut single:
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Enya has mixed thoughts on 1960s music. As for the nice things, she supposes the harmonies of the Beatles and the Mamas and Papas were inspiring. 🎶✨

As for girl singers in the 60s who are still around, like Cher, Diana Ross, Dionne Warwick 🤩 Enya admires them, and can only hope for such career longevity and relevance. 🎼🌠
 
Enya reckons that the kindest living single Irishman on telly (can't choose between John and Edward) is probably Noel Fitzpatrick, the supervet. 🐾🩺
 

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