Taps aff Thursday

[octophone]

Morning all. It's what passes for a scorcher here in Glesga. Get yr sunnies out because all the pasty white flesh being exposed to sunlight is going to leave you snowblinded.

 

[big ron]

I HAVE HOT SHINS

 

[Lonely Sardophony (We Will Be Free)]

I HAVE HOT SHINS

Show shins pls.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Not especially warm here.

Successful morning in that I've been to the dentist and barbers and it's not even 11am.

 

[Ligerindie007]

I keep sineing up things keeps me this rong gve me break ones days get twat right be bingo


Ligers roxs

 

[big ron]

Show shins pls.

Which one, the pure one or the one with a shark bite scar?

 

[big ron]

I chose for you.

Spoiler: SHIN REVEAL THURSDAY

 

[octophone]

QUITE HAIRY

 

[big ron]

QUITE HAIRY

As are other parts of me

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

The builders next door have their tits out. Sadly they’re not hot.

 

[lolly]

It's a TITS OUT BONANZA here

 

[octophone]

As are other parts of me

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I'm off to London for a SECRET WEDDING and I've just realised it's 23 DEGREES tomorrow, so looking forward to my THREE PIECE HUGO BOSS SUIT I've purchased just for the occasion.

I had to go home and pack some HOT PANTS for the rest of the weekend.

 

[Mugatu]

Sorry if this is trite but why does the last day before any decent period of annual leave always involve completely unreasonable amounts of work, phone calls from people I haven't dealt with in months, my colleagues shitting themselves, etc? I could be out there shirtless instead

 

[big ron]

Sorry if this is trite but why does the last day before any decent period of annual leave always involve completely unreasonable amounts of work, phone calls from people I haven't dealt with in months, my colleagues shitting themselves, etc? I could be out there shirtless instead

John C Lilly was a scientist and psychonaut who, after spending extended periods of time in floatation tanks under the influence of ketamine, believed that all coincidences were controlled by higher dimensional beings who were worked for the Earth Coincidence Control Office.

So basically, that.

 

[floppet]

Had my home insurance with More Than for years (because they were the best price for the cover I wanted) but they're no longer doing it so I had a letter a while ago telling me that Admiral would send a quote nearer the time. The new quote from Admiral is £200 cheaper than I paid More Than last year and it has more types of cover included.

I realise it's probably so they can get their foot in the door and next year's premium will increase exponentially but it's nice to be told something will be cheaper this year, doesn't happen often at the moment.

 

[Rita]

I go on holiday tomorrow and have trashed my dressing room. We are heading to Italy and as much as I am looking forward to going I also have to suffer my ex mother in law ( I may let the kids go see their Nonna themselves although she is still quite lovely to me) but darlings Milan is calling and I am bringing home two extra suitcases.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Ooh I’m heading there in JUNE