The American Song Contest 2022 - SWEEPSTAKE!

[RJN]

33

33. Florida

I hate Florida. Weird vibes. Obviously very famous

 

[KNT]

6, unless it's taken, or Wyoming, in which case the closest number to 6

 

[KNT]

I just googled singers from Missouri and got Burt Bacharach and the gay who was banging his sister in High School Musical.

Bop bop bop, bop to the top, slip and slide and ride your sister.

 

[RJN]

6, unless it's taken, or Wyoming, in which case the closest number to 6

6. Alabama

You described it best:

Bop bop bop, bop to the top, slip and slide and ride your sister.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

26

Um

 

[RJN]

Um

Diddy has 26. You can choose another. also @Soldi you can choose another too, but not 9, since someone else took it

 

[RJN]

I’ll update the first post with the list tonight

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Diddy has 26. You can choose another. also @Soldi you can choose another too, but not 9, since someone else took it

27

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Diddy has 26. You can choose another. also @Soldi you can choose another too, but not 9, since someone else took it

The highest number left please.

 

[RJN]

27

27. Delaware

Home of joe Biden and many corporate headquarters. The only state on the east coast I’ve never been too. I could see them sending something good

 

[RJN]

The highest number left please.

48. Oregon

Sorry, You have died of dysentery on the Oregon trail

 

[Ill Advised]

8. Colorado

One of the best states. Beautiful with a great quality of life. Also the healthiest state. A bunch of my friends have moved there. I could see them winning this

Hmmmm. I’ll save judgement for now. I’m hoping for a country bop

 

[RJN]

Hmmmm. I’ll save judgement for now. I’m hoping for a country bop

It’s possible but Colorado isn’t very “country”

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

a country bop

Does such a thing even exist?

 

[Marina Salty]

I've found this while searching for South Dakota music and now I can't stop thinking he's Jordy from Dur dur d'être bébé.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It’s possible but Colorado isn’t very “country”

Hoping for an Apres Ski anthem.

 

[Pipo]

Is 1 taken yet?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

48. Oregon

Sorry, You have died of dysentery on the Oregon trail

That's the new avatar I was looking for.

 

[RJN]

That's the new avatar I was looking for.

I wasn't sure if this was a reference that would translate

 

[RJN]

Is 1 taken yet?

1. Wisconsin

One of the most fascinating states politically and culturally. I would really like to visit one day. Ava Max is from here, and she's one of the biggest stars that I could see taking part in this

 

[ManicKangaroo]

13 please

 

[RJN]

13 please

13. Tennessee

My sister had the misfortune of living here for a year. It's fine, one of the most boring southern states, but it does have Dollywood and Nashville. They'll definitely send something country. It does have Nashville

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I wasn't sure if this was a reference that would translate

Oh it translates.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

27. Delaware

Home of joe Biden and many corporate headquarters. The only state on the east coast I’ve never been too. I could see them sending something good

Expecting great things from the US Capital of MONEY LAUNDERING.

 

[lolly]

What's left? May I have the second lowest, please?

 

[RJN]

What's left? May I have the second lowest, please?

I’ll update the full list later but
2. Kentucky

Meth and Mitch McConnell. This state is terrible. It has good whiskey and horse racing. Does it have a musical legacy? Who knows

 

[lolly]

Does it have a musical legacy? Who knows

I had to dig back nearly 70 years, but I'll take it over anything since

 

[RJN]

I had to dig back nearly 70 years, but I'll take it over anything since

Rosemary Clooney back from the grave for Americavision please

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Can I have the current highest number please?

 

[lolly]

Oh Loretta Lynn is from Kentucky as well. It's NOT ALL BAD.

 

[RJN]

Can I have the current highest number please?

46. Wyoming

The least populated state. I went here on a family vacation to a ranch when I was a kid and hated it

 

[RJN]

Oh Loretta Lynn is from Kentucky as well. It's NOT ALL BAD.

I don’t think any state is actually all bad. And I say that as someone who’s been to Alabama multiple times on purpose

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

46. Wyoming

The least populated state. I went here on a family vacation to a ranch when I was a kid and hated it

Yay I'm this versions San Marino!

 

[RJN]

I take back all the bad things I said about Wyoming. It’s home to Brokeback Mountain

 

[ADONK5]

21?

 

[RJN]

21?

21. Northern Mariana Islands

... they’re in the pacific and... were maybe a big deal in ww2? Sorry, that’s all I got

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

So JEALOUS!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Surprisingly a larger population than San Marino.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Surprisingly a larger population than San Marino.

But do they have as many shadowy sticker empires?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Also, I will take the highest remaining prime number.