Pope Francis DEAD (3 Viewers)

[TiShh]

Vatican wording really trolling us with a DEAD.....tired there aren't they?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Why are they dragging this out, just inject him with some morphine and cocaine and let us watch a chimney for two weeks

 

[ADONK5]

Why are they dragging this out, just inject him with some morphine and cocaine and let us watch a chimney for two weeks

All these blood transfusions do seem a bit of a waste at this stage.

 

[octophone]

Fiver says Musk and Trump try and interfere with the selection process.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[big ron]

Oh no not excommunication

 

[KC 🦋]

Like Fantasy Football but with popes.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Oh no not excommunication

I know that I always find it intensely hurtful whenever someone tells me that their imaginary friend doesn’t want to be friends with me.

 

[ADONK5]

Sounds like it's time for Moopyvision Vatican City.

 

[Indie]

I'm betting it'll be some old bloke

 

[Shirley]

Seeing as I was deprived of Cardinal Sin I want Cardinal Sarah

 

[Suedehead]

There can only be one real contender for the next pope let’s face it

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I'm betting it'll be some old bloke

Oh it'll be a TRANSPHOBE AGAIN NO DOUBT

 

[Lonely Sardophony (We Will Be Free)]

Can the next one give the OK to the long awaited Vatican City Eurovision entry?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Can the next one give the OK to the long awaited Vatican City Eurovision entry?

As if we don’t have enough problems at the moment just with Italy.

 

[TiShh]

Hoping it goes to Cardinal PIZZABALLA

Pierbattista Pizzaballa - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ellie]

He really does look a lot like Jonathan Pryce. Good casting in The Two Popes.

 

[Art Decade]

Pope Francis has 'sudden worsening' of respiratory condition: Vatican

The pope suffered an "isolated attack of bronchospasm" which caused vomiting with inhalation, the Vatican said on Friday.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Alla]

I predict he will expire as Conclave wins best screenplay at the Oscars. Just for the drama.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

If he carks it a little beforehand can they hastily add him into the In Memoriam, right after Gene Hackman's poor dog?

 

[big ron]

Such an attention whore

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's just MOAN MOAN MOAN WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE with this one. One little snivel and it's all "I'm the Pope and I'm dying".

GET A GRIP!

 

[TiShh]

 

[Art Decade]

Pope Francis to make first public appearance since illness

Pope Francis is to give his blessing and greet a crowd from hospital for the first time since he was admitted on 14 February.

www.bbc.com

 

[rhythmbandit]

This is going to run longer than Zsa Zsa isn't it?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He looks fucking shit.

 

[Finnland]

He's just taunting us now. Prick.

Pope Francis greets crowds in Rome before discharge from hospital

Pontiff says he has ‘had the opportunity to experience the Lord’s patience’ and pays tribute to ‘tireless care’ of medics

www.theguardian.com

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Finnland]

Is he asking for the lady with the yellow flowers to be BROUGHT TO HIS ROOM?

 

[alla]

Obviously he wasn't dying at all. Conclave producers made a generous donation to the Vatican to pretend the Pope was dying for some HOT PROMO for the movie during awards season. Remember those weird tweets by the Vatican teasing us all.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Obviously he wasn't dying at all. Conclave producers made a generous donation to the Vatican to pretend the Pope was dying for some HOT PROMO for the movie during awards season. Remember those weird tweets by the Vatican teasing us all.

Did RTVE mediate the deal!?

 

[alla]

Did RTVE mediate the deal!?

I don't rule it out.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

You’re back! We thought RTVE had buried you in a landfill

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

We're going to have a decade of Prince Phillip style photos, aren't we?

 

[TiShh]

Looking a picture of health giving an Easter Sermon

Spoiler

 

[Art Decade]

Regretting not dying months ago.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She looks genuinely repulsed.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Imagine, as head of the Catholic church, not being the most evil person in the room!

 

[Pingu]

Vance has done a Liz Truss on him.

Pope Francis has died, the Vatican says

Francis became pope in 2013. In recent years, the 88-year-old was forced to cancel some events, sometimes at the last minute, because of his health.

news.sky.com