What's in Enya's handbag?

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Huw Edwards kiddie porn collection

 

[Marina Salty]

Toads

 

[disneyteletubby]

False eyelashes and mascara


I wore false eyelashes about 8 years ago, for a wedding reception, but not bothered since. Doubt that Enya wears them haha. I have black lashes, no need for mascara.

 

[Marina Salty]

Misfortunes.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Several orange creme Roses chocolates (in a ziploc bag)

 

[TiShh]

Several orange creme Roses wrappers (still in their Ziploc bag)

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A pound of minced babies.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Feathers from Lady Gaga's performance at the opening ceremony of the Olympics

 

[Finnland]

A Tamagotchi

 

[disneyteletubby]

I was going to say a Nintendo DSi, which I have, but Enya might have something 80s...

Nintendo Donkey Kong

 

[disneyteletubby]

Several mandala colouring-in pages, and watercolour pencils. ✏

 

[disneyteletubby]

A selection of small hoops and studs for her second earlobe piercing (kind of repeated )

I love seeing older/over 40s women wear 2 in each ear ️ I only have the one in each earlobe, pierced on the day London 2012 opened.

 

[Marina Salty]

Stones

 

[disneyteletubby]

A Yorkie bar wrapper from when they used to say

I still remember staring curiously at these near the lottery counter at Sainsbury's when I was little.

 

[Marina Salty]

Dirt

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

A menu for a Chinese takeaway in Aberystwyth

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A cease and desist letter to obsessive Enya fans.

 

[Marina Salty]

Bees

 

[disneyteletubby]

An alligator skin purse containing well-preserved documents.

 

[Marina Salty]

A genie lamp

 

[disneyteletubby]

Various chess pieces

 

[Marina Salty]

The head of Marie Antoinette

 

[disneyteletubby]

An assortment of Tic Tacs

 

[TiShh]

Hera Björk's discarded business weave

 

[disneyteletubby]

Some anti-ageing serum

 

[Joseph]

A coupon for a free pedicure from Tommy’s Toe Emporium

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The turd on Katie Price’s tummy.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Tears, in a jar (as a backup antiseptic)

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

A padded bag

 

[TiShh]

Charlotte Awberry's maracas

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A coffin full of diarrhea.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Beautiful lady, beautiful music.

This topic however is a DISGRACE!

 

[Finnland]

A lovely photograph of @Mary Whitehouse

 

[Finnland]

with her cunt out.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's tracklist for the new album - written in both invisible ink, and Loxian.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A deflated butt plug (used)

 

[Marina Salty]

Ravens

 

[Pipo]

a can of Heinz BIG SOUP (Chicken and Veg)

 

[jyxz]

The key AND the secret

 

[disneyteletubby]

Hand sanitiser, hand cream