Wishing you a very happy 955th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Where were you?

 

[Indie]

Nursing a hangover; I missed my alarm and failed to attend. Which was a shame because i'd spent at least 3 hours sharpening my spear the day before.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I was held up in traffic due to the fog, so missed most the action. I turned up late evening to see the mutilation of Harold Godwinson.

 

[TiShh]

I'd have loved to have been there but I was washing my hair while having tea at my nans.

Next time x

 

[Kate]

I thought this was the daily thread.

I was busy giving a TED talk on Boadicea (the song by Enya)

 

[funky]

I was headed down there until I realised that I’d forgotten to do my Friday Big Shop and the BOGOF on cabbages was ending and I didn’t want to miss out

Sounds like I dodged a bullet though. Or an arrow.

 

[Diddy]

I was in Bayeux Tapestry planning meeting but we couldn’t get Zoom to work

 

[TiShh]

I was in Bayeux Tapestry planning meeting but we couldn’t get Zoom to work

Should've got off your peloton Dids

 

[Diddy]

Should've got off your peloton Dids

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Kate]

Should've got off your peloton Dids

YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE TISCHY LAMPER

 

[KNT]

I was at the bookies putting a bet of six commemorative Cnut coins on Harold winning.

 

[Ig Komme]

Watching a Real Housewives reunion show, as always

 

[ButterTart]

I actually went down to watch for a bit. Sadly the 20-seater horse we’d hired died of exhaustion on ye A282 on the way back, so I can’t really say I enjoyed it all that much.

 

[funky]

God ye A282 was back to back, there was a horse and cart pile-up on junction 12, supposedly when a farmer had stopped to admire a passing wench

 

[dzjermlaw]

I was out on the town with the Venerable Bede. We spent the entire evening trying to avoid the result because we were planning to watch the highlights when we got in.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

None of one my classes knew what the significance of 1066 was.

 

[KNT]

None of one my classes knew what the significance of 1066 was.

Young people these days don't even know the number for Hastings Direct smh