Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

RobotBoy said:
That Dell one is on the music channels all the time. I seriously can't cope with it anymore.
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I THANK YOU.

I actually got so angry when it came on once I threw my shoe out the window. No joke.
 
GOD Radio adverts are awful. There was a rather smug irish woman selling Helman's Mayo, "gow ahhn, it's only 6p a dollop" :daf:

Only good thing about radio adverts is that they have to read the small print as quickly as they can. "One dollop is defined as 15g, price is based on the RRP of an 800g jar".

Hang on, nearly a KILO of mayo? WHO BUYS THAT if they only want a dollop?


Also there is some credit card loans service thing called Cartel :D WHY would you call it that?
 
TurnerPrize said:
1. I hate that Ariel advert which shows the ariel stuff getting stains off clothes, but the woman doing the voice over is doing this absolutely AWFUL mumsy voice over, which makes it sound like she is in actual TEARS when she is listing the types of stains you can get and says 'tea' and 'chocolate sauce'. GET A GRIP WOMAN
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Is this the advert with the hot guy doing his washing because I'll have to disagree with you if it is?
 
cow and gate - "do I look like I need vitamins and iron?" "because healthy babies are happy babies"

FUCK OFF. Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. I don't give a shit. Fuck off. Stop speaking like a helium-induced spastic. And if i wanted to watch giggling babies I'll pump laughing gas into the local maternity ward. Just fuck off
 
What's up with the 'CASH FOR GOLD' adverts all over the satellite channels now? Suddenly there's LOADS of them. They are the new 'have YOU had an accident that wasn't your fault?' ads.
 
It's the recession lolly

I love the envirophone adverts. There's a guy with a green mohawk but sounds as camp as christmas. Makes me chuckle.
 
The envirophone advert makes me cringe, especially when one of the blokes goes 'WONGA!' when describing money.

When was the last time ANYONE referred to money as wonga, or readies for that matter.
 
Indie said:
cow and gate - "do I look like I need vitamins and iron?" "because healthy babies are happy babies"

FUCK OFF. Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. I don't give a shit. Fuck off. Stop speaking like a helium-induced spastic. And if i wanted to watch giggling babies I'll pump laughing gas into the local maternity ward. Just fuck off
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Oh GOD I hate those babies. SHUT THEM UP
 
Rhythmbandit said:
The envirophone advert makes me cringe, especially when one of the blokes goes 'WONGA!' when describing money.

When was the last time ANYONE referred to money as wonga, or readies for that matter.
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That one annoys me no end too, but pretty much everyone on it is irritating, especially the man who says ''So last year'' :evil:
 
There's a terrible one on at the moment for this mini- loaf from Kingsmill with this CUNT of a woman and her shit boyfriend. It makes no sense WHATSOEVER.
 
Has anyone seen those Drink Aware 'Eating Isn't Cheating' adverts on phone boxes? It took me ages to work out what it was trying to say, fuck knows how it's going to work for their target audience of pissheads.
 
Oh my God. The Jenny Eclair ones about salt content in food with the squeaky voice that keeps going "full of it". Makes me want to stick knitting needles down my ears!
 
Indie said:
cow and gate - "do I look like I need vitamins and iron?" "because healthy babies are happy babies"

FUCK OFF. Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. I don't give a shit. Fuck off. Stop speaking like a helium-induced spastic. And if i wanted to watch giggling babies I'll pump laughing gas into the local maternity ward. Just fuck off
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I think the most distressing part of this whole debacle is how PIG UGLY the babies are. I know that's a HORRID thing to say and I'm going to hell, but God the last giggling child is a proper porker.



Has anybody else noticed that horrific Haribo advert making a sudden resurgence - the awful one with that DREADFUL demonic girl forcing a signed confession out of her poor suffering father?



It all tells me that children should be BANNED from appearing on TV.
 
Oh I like the haribo one :D

I hate the dreadfully fake Ant and Dec Wii/Ds one. tossers. I can't believe I ever liked them. Sam and Mark ftw!
 
Any of those Ds/Wii adverts are fake as fuck, the one with Patrick Stewart and Julie Walters for example. As if Captain Picard/Professor Xavier would bother with a DS.
 
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Diddy said:
Oh I like the haribo one :D

I hate the dreadfully fake Ant and Dec Wii/Ds one. tossers. I can't believe I ever liked them. Sam and Mark ftw!
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The very WORST one is the one set in the pub where some stupid bint is hosting a Wii PARTY NIGHT and how its going to take over from karaoke. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD.

Come back Nadine Coyle and your Nintendog, all is forgiven.
 
There's a dreadful one for the new freeview channel Viva that features a VERY ugly friend of mine. Everyone keeps saying he must have been digitaly modified.
Poor guy!
 
Lee said:
There's a dreadful one for the new freeview channel Viva that features a VERY ugly friend of mine. Everyone keeps saying he must have been digitaly modified.
Poor guy!
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The one where the bloke's in the toilet and his ugly friend rings him and they start shouting "up your Viva"? Has to be, and it is truly dreadful.
 
Lee said:
There's a dreadful one for the new freeview channel Viva that features a VERY ugly friend of mine. Everyone keeps saying he must have been digitaly modified.
Poor guy!
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I thought the same! I imagined it was like that DONT TAKE DRUGZ AND DRIVE!!! advert with the people with big eyes.

CHRIST HE'S PIG-UGLY.
 
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It's a local one but the Bishop Burton College one with crap rapping to the tune of Crazytown's Butterfly is just MADE OF FAIL.
 
Lee said:
There's a dreadful one for the new freeview channel Viva that features a VERY ugly friend of mine. Everyone keeps saying he must have been digitaly modified.
Poor guy!
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Is that Eric Lampaert? On a comedy forum that I go on people have been rather critical of his stand-up. To be honest he does come across very "omg well random lol" but I'm sure he's a nice enough chap.
 
This Thai advert is hilariously cruel/the saddest thing ever depending in how easily manipulated you are.

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