Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

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I never in a million years thought she would look this good at 40. She didn't look this good at 30.
 
I thought she had a few more tattoos :confused:

It's nice she's the one with less tattoos/piercings tbh
 
I can't argue she has aged FANTASTICALLY. Whilst I have no doubt there's a bit of airbrushing going on, there's not as much as others would have to endure to look that good...
 
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This is my fave ever Geru song, sang a bit differently...

sorry I have had to delete that because I can't cope with her best song being made a mockery of.
 
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I can't actually remember!

Anyway, Andy 'Absolute' Watkins has tweeted this :D

@andyabsolute New Geri Track .. :-)

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I still think the chorus to Heave & Hell (Being Geri Halliwell) is an absolute corker, but the verses were truly jaw-dropping.

Fame costs - and right here's where you start paying
Have a drink - alcoholic
Grab a coat - shopaholic
Grab a bite - anorexic
Intellectual? I'm dyslexic
Feeling happy - could be gay
Maybe but not today
Right or wrong - either way
Whatever!
 
Oh, so many instruments!!!
There are probably at least 5 tracks dedicated to Queen Geru's VOX :disco:
 
Let us not forget, as Geru never tires of telling us - Whilst Victoria was out shopping, Geri would be sitting at home writing lyrics.
 
Here is Geru taking FULL CREDIT for writing 'Stop' and explaining why she didn't sing live :D

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Aww

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OT: Why are some celeb children blurred out, and others not? Geri paraded her in OK mag when she was first born.
 
WTF IS THAT BLUE BELL MADONNA??

How old is she these days?? I figured she was about 2 :confused: I'm so out of the loop when it comes to Geru these days, first the tatts being removed and now this
 
Oh Geru :D :disco: :bad:

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Despite heading to Heathrow for another flight, globetrotting Geri Halliwell opted for style over comfort.

The Spice Girl, however, seemed to take inspiration from bandmate Mel B.

Dressed in leopard print leggings and a large fur coat, the mother-of-one looked more Scary than Ginger.

But despite showing off her tiny frame and slender thighs in attire that wouldn't have looked out of place on a teenager, the 39-year-old covered up every inch of skin and kept her chest well and truly under wraps.

It is unknown where Halliwell was jetting off to, but if rumours are to be believed, she will soon follow in Simon Cowell's footsteps by setting up a Twitter account and informing fans of her whereabouts.

On her Twitter fanpage, one of the administrators wrote: 'Geri doesn't have a personal twitter... There are rumours saying it won't take long anymore though. We will see ;)'

Since Cowell joined on November 17, he has already accrued over half a million followers.

But Geri will have a long way to go to catch up with Victoria Beckham, who currently sits at over two million.

Earlier this year, Geri launched her swimwear collection with NEXT and has since gone on to design a red carpet range.
 
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To be honest

When she was at The Brits last year I didn't quite realise that THIS happened:

Lolly, even you must admit the older Geru gets the more fabulous she gets? Right?? :disco::disco::disco:

Kular Shaker - where are you now??!

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My favourite is the microphone grab fail:

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Look who has bagged herself another high society gentleman

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Louis Buckworth, apparantly.
 
what an incongruous couple
they look like aliens who have just made contact and decided to try being friends
 
they look like aliens who have just made contact and decided to try being friends

Awww, that sounds adorable :D.

The thing about geru is that she'll surely never ever have a long lasting relationship, due to being a complete fucking mental nightmare. Poor Geru. At least she made use of her eggs whilst they were still relatively fresh.
 
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Post #582. But maybe the blurring's there to MAINTAIN the LIE

edit: or hide the bruising :(
 
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He looks like he'll be younger than what you think he is. Definitely an improvement over Bluebell-Madonna's dad. Yeah, I'd share a taxi with him.
 

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