Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Christian]

False rumour apparently.

Harpic was recently bought by EMI and all new signings were duly cancelled in the wake of their disastrous financial results.

 

[Halli]

Mummy Tummy

Someone definitely has a new album out SOON - she's getting skinny again

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[Pipo]

She's definitely the one in best shape atm

 

[Halli]

I reckon Geru is getting lots of sex at the mo

 

[Christian]

Oh Henry clearly has a KILLER sex drive coupled with MINIMAL staying power.

I'd imagine by the time she gets her Spice Girls bed linen and Union Jack dress out, he's already BEEN and GONE.

 

[Halli]

Just a normal day down the KINGS ROAD for OUR GERU

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[Mugatu]

Woman of the PEOPLE

 

[VoR]

That last shot is FABULOUS

 

[Halli]

Geru: 'Picture darling?!'
woman: 'Erm..who..'
Geru: 'OK but you'll have to be quick'
Woman: But..!
Geru: 'Smile! Say Girl Power!'
Woman: 'Erm..thanks?!
Geru: 'I haven't got time to sign it I am afraid'
Woman 'Don't worry, bye!'

 

[Halli]

 

[Christian]

Hmmm... who COULD have called that myriad of photographers in the back of the picture?

 

[TurnerPrize]

Geru: 'Picture darling?!'
woman: 'Erm..who..'
Geru: 'OK but you'll have to be quick'
Woman: But..!
Geru: 'Smile! Say Girl Power!'
Woman: 'Erm..thanks?!
Geru: 'I haven't got time to sign it I am afraid'
Woman 'Don't worry, bye!'

Clearly how it was.

 

[Halli]

Geru celebrating her 39th birthday last night

Sinitta outraged at Geru (39)

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[Jark]

She looks like Sarah Harding's YOUNGER SISTER

 

[Mugatu]

Geri Halliwell has reportedly split with boyfriend of two years Henry Beckwith.

The 39-year-old former Spice Girl ended her relationship with the British aristocrat after deeming him "too immature" to have a future with.

"It's sad but the relationship was getting to be very destructive, with Geri getting upset whenever Henry looked at another woman," a source told the Sunday Express.

"At 31, Henry's too immature and he's not ready to settle down. Ultimately he made Geri feel just too insecure."

Halliwell claimed to be happy with her romance as recently as April, saying: "Henry's a lovely, lovely guy and I could gush... [he's] a good influence on me, and my mum loves him too."

Speculation that their relationship could be in trouble began in May 2010 after Beckwith was photographed hand-in-hand with another woman.

Halliwell and Beckwith had been tipped to marry back in January 2010.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz...lliwell-splits-with-aristocrat-boyfriend.html

Oh dear. Really thought they had something when they had that altercation with the nude man on the beach

 

[Halli]

Shame she didn't marry him - she's have got even richer

Still, new album on the way, this could be her Back to Black!

 

[Slave]

Stuck In The Red more like

 

[TurnerPrize]

Oh POOR GERU Two years in a relationship is a record for her, isn't it?

I'm also loving the 'source' saying that a man could be too immature for the mad cow. AS IF

 

[Kate]

Geru: 'Picture darling?!'
woman: 'Erm..who..'
Geru: 'OK but you'll have to be quick'
Woman: But..!
Geru: 'Smile! Say Girl Power!'
Woman: 'Erm..thanks?!
Geru: 'I haven't got time to sign it I am afraid'
Woman 'Don't worry, bye!'

 

[Kratz]

Geru: 'Picture darling?!'
woman: 'Erm..who..'
Geru: 'OK but you'll have to be quick'
Woman: But..!
Geru: 'Smile! Say Girl Power!'
Woman: 'Erm..thanks?!
Geru: 'I haven't got time to sign it I am afraid'
Woman 'Don't worry, bye!'

Bravo!

 

[RobotBoy]

Still, new album on the way, this could be her Back to Black!

Her last?

 

[Halli]

Geru is on another holiday in Cannes

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[Cerro de Casa]

Good to know.

 

[Dark Carnival]

what?! why didn't anyone tell me she's in Cannes?

*stalks*

 

[Lockhart]

Does she ever actually DO any form of work?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Does she ever actually DO any form of work?

Errmm... what do you call all the photos in this thread?

 

[VoR]

You just KNOW poor Bluebell was stuck on that Motorbike Carousel thing for about FOUR HOURS while Geri was running around having an amazing time with the paparazzi.

 

[TurnerPrize]

I do think it's commendable that she's stuck with Bluebell for this long. I thought she'd have binned her off YEARS ago.

 

[VoR]

I've said it before - Bluebell's tell-all memoir is going to be the MUST READ GAY CLASSIC of 2035.

It's going to make Mommie Dearest look like Winnie The Pooh.

 

[monsta]

PLEASE SOMEONE MARRY ME.

PLEASE.

 

[Slave]

Is that a dead horse being flogged next to her?

How FITTING

 

[AGinAg (38)]

What the FUCK IS that photo?!

 

[jivafox]

WHERE is that photo of bluebell trying to get away from geri with the expression of FEAR AGONY AND TRAUMA etched onto her face? i rememebr seeing it here ages ago and need to see it again

 

[Halli]

I Quite liked this headline:

Here comes the bride! Oh no, it's just Geri Halliwell in a HUGE white dress at Gorbachev charity gala

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[Halli]

WHERE is that photo of bluebell trying to get away from geri with the expression of FEAR AGONY AND TRAUMA etched onto her face? i rememebr seeing it here ages ago and need to see it again

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[Christian]

Is that a dead horse being flogged next to her?

How FITTING

AMAZING

And good to see that Halli's Official Geru Photo Database (now MILLIONS of images strong) still never FAILS to DELIVER

 

[Molicious]

I was going to create a new thread for this famous 'top gear disaster'

But I feel I can post the clip here and make this thread even more amazing...so...here it is...the ultimate Geru clip...watch now before the whole doc is taken down

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Whoever got Geri to sign the release forms for this programme which clearly said she would have absolutely ZERO SAY OR CONTROL should be given a knighthood for services to the entertainment industry.

 

[Molicious]

'I'm not the most important person in anybody's life anymore'

(Because her mother didn't want to stay up til 4AM at G-A-Y to watch her lip sync to 'RIDIN' IT'.)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[COB]

From last night -

"Geri Halliwell arrives at the Royal Albert Hall to watch George Michael." (has he relaxed the restraining order in the past couple of years? )

 

[Pipo]

gorgeous (albeit a bit crazy) eyes