Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

If she wasn't screaming "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW, YOU'RE ... IN CONTROL" or "HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?" like the good old days then I'll be disappointed.

She's just made Martin Luther King look like a novice - she's changing people's lives just by shouting at them.
 
The bulimia has caught up with her

Bulimia is so tasteless, Geri literally doesn't have the stomach for it anymore, she's a healthy size 6 and looks fantastic.

Actually, she's looking a bit too much like Ivy from Coronation Street for me, but that's not too concerning for me given what she's put us through in the past.
 
Saw her walking through Liverpool yesterday with her bouncer. Amused me slightly.
 
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Geri Halliwell’s time as X Factor guest judge didn’t get off to the best of starts in Liverpool today, as she was booed by the crowd.


The former Spice Girl turned up late to the try outs, after climbing on top of her car as she arrived shouting through a mega phone.

One audience member took to Twitter to moan: “Ohhhhhh I know why we are waiting, Geri Halliwell is running late!!! Typical.”

And when the singer eventually did decide to take a seat at the judges desk, the audience weren’t the most welcoming!

Another audience member wrote: “Uh-oh! The X Factor warm-up man has just told the crowd to stop booing Geri, saying ‘she’s mad, anything could happen!’ YIKES! #XFactor”

A third added: “At the ‪#XFactor‬ auditions in Liverpool. Seen some pretty good acts. Geri Halliwell can bore off though, keeps getting booed by everyone! :)

Meanwhile, X Factor’s warm up comic Ian Royce revealing that Gery wasn’t holding back with her views on both the acts, and the other judges!

He wrote on Twitter: “Liverpool crowd are as usual brilliant! Judges are starting off hardcore and Gerri is not holding back with her opinions, even to Gary!”

Looks like we’re in store for an exciting series!

Geri was a guest judge on The X Factor back in 2010, but received a similar reaction from the crowds at auditions in Glasgow.



Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/th...gain-as-auditions-kick-off.html#ixzz1viM1DlAu

Is Geri the most misunderstood woman in Britain?
 
Meanwhile, X Factor’s warm up comic Ian Royce revealing that Gery wasn’t holding back with her views on both the acts, and the other judges!

He wrote on Twitter: “Liverpool crowd are as usual brilliant! Judges are starting off hardcore and Gerri is not holding back with her opinions, even to Gary!”

*spell-checker explodes*
 
I reckon she won't get the full time job :( the public are just too BITTA and JELUSS to get on BOARD!
 
She truly IS the best popstar we've EVER had in terms of PERSONALITY.
She will ALWAYS be around (somehow).
 
I'm not surprised she got a bad reaction, the kind of people who attend the studio auditions are largely common as MUCK. It's modern day bear baiting. Geri attracts a more SOPHISTICÁTED fanbase. :disco:
 
Geri is the definition of an ARTISTE, she can't be understood by the MASSES.
 
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Geri needs a job in which she can show off her lingual skills. UN translator?
 
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Fuck me sideways.

Is this really happening?
 
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Well, she knows what to do now, she's in control, who's wearing the table cloth from her local Greek restaurant now, etc. She'll be doing her geri best to make sure she's memorable and secures the gig this time, but my goodness she's outdoing herself.
 
GREAT, she's back to quoting self-help books. Do you know what I mean - I've memorized this whole passage, but do YOU know what I mean?
 
Well she is talking like she has the job

Speaking to the Daily Star, Geri said: “I don’t mind if people want to take the piss out of me.


“You get to a certain age where you think: ‘Whatever.’ A really big fat boo is good for you, you cannot take it personally.


“Of course they’re going to boo as they’re protecting their friends. I want to do my best and I’m so grateful for the opportunity. It’s a really, really good show.”


Geri is already planning who would help her at the judges’ houses stage. She vowed it would be someone close to her like her bandmate Victoria Beckham, 38, or George Michael, 48.


And she might even ask her mum.


She laughed: “Whoever I bring as my guest helper will be authentic to me. It wouldn’t be rent-a-celeb.”
 
Love Never Loved Me 2012 please

Complete with performance at Olympic opening ceremony.
 
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Geri doing the groups would be fab. You just know she would turn up to judges' houses in her union jack dress (the 100% nylon one from her Next collection) and have them all singing Spice Girls songs. The boy groups would then have to compensate for singing girly songs by taking their clothes off a lot and doing lots of hetero man on man splashing in the ocean. BRING IT ON!
 
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I'd love it if she wheels out VB as a MENTOR or something equally ridiculous

There's nothing more delicious than Victoria trashing some 15 y.o. aspiring singer saying her vocals LACK SOUL and sound FLAT :disco:
 
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