Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (2 Viewers)

[straightorbroken]

She definitely has her best long suffering partner yet, that's for sure.

 

[Halli]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Only Geri Halliwell could burn some biscuits and make it about racial equality. <a href="https://t.co/IxZkVl6r2f">pic.twitter.com/IxZkVl6r2f</a></p>&mdash; SHANE REACTION (@MrShaneReaction) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrShaneReaction/status/681491885484052480">December 28, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[straightorbroken]

In her defence, if the picture came with no caption we'd all be making the Mel B jokes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Commotion]

Subtle Geru.

4 cookies.

1 for husband
1 for manager/Bluebell Marge
1 for Geru (to be vomited up into George Michael's dustbin)

Who is the 4th cookie for?

Could it be that Geru is defying menopause / bulimia induced infertility and is actually PREGNANT.

Has anyone reached out to Bluebell for a statement?

 

[straightorbroken]

2 are for Blurbell-Madge. To keep her fatter than mummy of course.

 

[Tramell]

Apparently a new song playing in the background, sounds like a HUGE ballad

https://instagram.com/p/BAXVK3APlmy/

I truly LOVE this whole baking-and-promoting-at-the-same-time, she's still the Queen of innovation... The dog is a tad too close to the oven though...

 

[Dark Carnival]

CASUALLY droping a new song !

 

[Halli]

That song sounds erm..NICE

 

[Halli]

This little dog is just TOO CUTE

 

[straightorbroken]

Black cookies, black dogs, Geru is non-stop equality. The middle two really are beyond cute. She probably only has them to eat her leftovers to prevent any relapses, but still.

 

[Tramell]

Geri shows her daughter HOW IT'S DONE!
Watch Bluebell Madge doing the fly catching dance in front of her mum, before Ginger proves (once again) WHO'S IN CHARGE

https://instagram.com/p/BA-ad91PlvU/

 

[Pipo]

this reminded of the time when Victoria said on "Giving you everything" how during the Forever era they could focus more on CHOREOGRAPHY. Shady bitch.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'll bet Bluebell Madge was holding back, because she doesn't want mommy to lock herself in the toilet for 5 hours afterwards again.

 

[Halli]

That video is SO cute

 

[Dark Carnival]

That bitch Bluebell Madge really needs to know her place.

 

[Penelope]

A video of Geru chasing sheep is everything I never knew I needed.

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[Halli]

She's really giving on instagram bless her

 

[Marilyn]

Oh my goodness

 

[Lucille]

What a TRIPLE THREAT.

 

[Halli]

She really is turning into an INSTAGRAM THREAT! Even the trendy gays are saying it!

 

[Pipo]

you mean Instagram T(H)REAT?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Joanna Lumley was hanging around with Kylie on Instagram as well. Is she on gay tour or are we getting the full gay treatment in the film?

 

[Halli]

New album PROMO continues

<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="6" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BBcrrs3PlsJ/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">I promised I'd make @schofe a ginger cake, so I'm practising. </a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A video posted by Geri Horner (@therealgerihalliwell) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2016-02-06T14:28:05+00:00">Feb 6, 2016 at 6:28am PST</time></p></div></blockquote>
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[straightorbroken]

This "pouring cake mix" malarky is probably her best bulimia cover since Bluebell Madge took the bathroom locks off. I'm not buying it.

Not sure what to think of the music. Ani Difranco watch out!

 

[Pipo]

Two QOL REUNITED

http://i.STOP FUNDING HATEco.uk/i/pix/2016/02/05/08/30E47D9400000578-3432704-image-a-215_1454661767848.jpg

 

[GNL]

The original showgirl and the UNoriginal showgirl.

 

[straightorbroken]

Natural beaut Geru (give or take a scalpul or two to the nose) really upstaging Kylie's garish desperation. How the TFI Friday table has turned.

 

[Halli]

vid

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[straightorbroken]

It's like my Original Showgirl at the Edinburgh Playhouse dreams have come true.

 

[Halli]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Who did this?! <a href="https://t.co/wknJP21OIS">pic.twitter.com/wknJP21OIS</a></p>&mdash; Lee McVeigh (@LeeMcVeigh) <a href="https://twitter.com/LeeMcVeigh/status/700040747882569728">February 17, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Halli]

That Battenberg looks good

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[straightorbroken]

I'll bet that song is actually being looped 24/7 in home Horner.

 

[lolly]

What a lovely sink

 

[graves]

I'll bet that song is actually being looped 24/7 in home Horner.

I love a battenburg

 

[Sheena]

She's actually fucking PROPERLY MENTAL isn't she? That BATTENBERG VIDEO

 

[RS]

What's that awful song?

 

[Tramell]

Harry died today

"Rip my darling dog Harry died today. amazing companion to me .He was from @batterseadogsandcatshome . Thank you "

 

[straightorbroken]

Halli, you'll need to do the embedding Horner honors, but our Queen continues to lock her sound down with a filthy lesbian rock song that would make Mel C shit her boxers. It sounds very Superstar, but more demented.

 

[Halli]

Oh SorB, I nearly wet my myself this morning, THIS SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT!!!! I Actually love her voice like this, this is our GERU

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