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Frozen said:
Plus if Robyn left, there'd be no more Juan and let's face it, he's the only male eye-candy on the show.
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Gizelle's gay bestie is also up there with Juan for me as nice eye candy on the show.
 
Potomac is fine for me so far, but I'm GAGGING for this physical drama to take place now that I know it's coming up.
 
Catching up on season 11 of NY. My favourite Luann moment so far is when she tells Sonja she’s overdressed for AA, makes her change into a shitty t shirt, then meanwhile dresses herself up like she’s off for lunch in ST TROPEZ.
 
Almost at the end of S6 and I'm a bit unsure why Luann was demoted to 'friend' when she's in it as much as if she was main cast.
 
I’m quite shocked at you all saying Luann becomes the MVP next season. Right now she is the ex smoker who coughs when someone lights up a cigarette. It’s a tricky area to criticise someone in AA, but she is acting like she’s above everyone because she’s been sober for 3 months. I understand why Bethenny lost her shit when she mocked poor Tinsel for slurring her words
 
I know I’ve said that I like Rinna in the past but I’m getting tired of her haggard face and flailing limbs and aggressiveness. She’s truly the worst friend anyone can have.

Sutton’s reaction to Bucca De Peppe was the highlight of the episode.

“I munched on her pussy” is not something I want to hear (in the next episode preview).
 
I think I’m over Beverley Hills (lol until this time next week :D)

The producer softly frogmarching Denise back to the table and gently essentially reminding her (in politer language ofc) she is under contract was just a bit gross to me, and not really the fourth wall break I’m here for. Garcelle also seemed really, genuinely over it - in a completely exhausted sort of way I haven’t seen on Housewives before.
 
Phoenix said:
I know I’ve said that I like Rinna in the past but I’m getting tired of her haggard face and flailing limbs and aggressiveness. She’s truly the worst friend anyone can have.
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Rinna when she marched in to the dinner with Dorit and Kim’s sister in her leopard puffa, no make up and shiny leggings looked honestly QUITE SCARY
 
In completely unrelated news, the series 1 reunion of Rho Johannesburg is absolutely batshit chaotic :D

It involves:
- A cast member literally getting up out of nowhere, declaring she has a meeting to go to and walking off set and never being mentioned again :D
- A completely random non-cast member who had been in about TWO SCENES brought on for an extended segment whilst two other cast members storm of in an absolute RAGE :D
- ANOTHER cast member who somehow is main cast, despite only appearing in literally 3 episodes trying to get involved with every piece of drama possibly - despite not being present when any of it was filmed :D

An absolute mess! Even weirder is there is a FABULOUS non-cast member called Lerika who wears bizarre outfits and speaks like Alaska meets Ja’Mie King, who basically narrates the season from about the fourth episode and gets LOADS of screen time - yet isn’t made a Housewife proper (?)
 
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Lucille said:
I’m quite shocked at you all saying Luann becomes the MVP next season. Right now she is the ex smoker who coughs when someone lights up a cigarette. It’s a tricky area to criticise someone in AA, but she is acting like she’s above everyone because she’s been sober for 3 months. I understand why Bethenny lost her shit when she mocked poor Tinsel for slurring her words
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Babe THE COUNTESS is a living legend and an absolute icon of reality TV/statement necklaces.

IF YOU CAN’T BE COOL, YOU CAN’T BE WITH THE COUNTESS! :disco:
 
wurst said:
In completely unrelated news, the series 1 reunion of Rho Johannesburg is absolutely batshit chaotic :D

It involves:
- A cast member literally getting up out of nowhere, declaring she has a meeting to go to and walking off set and never being mentioned again :D
- A completely random non-cast member who had been in about TWO SCENES brought on for an extended segment whilst two other cast members storm of in an absolute RAGE :D
- ANOTHER cast member who somehow is main cast, despite only appearing in literally 3 episodes trying to get involved with every piece of drama possibly - despite not being present when any of it was filmed :D

An absolute mess! Even weirder is there is a FABULOUS non-cast member called Lerika who wears bizarre outfits and speaks like Alaska meets Ja’Mie King, who basically narrates the season from about the fourth episode and gets LOADS of screen time - yet isn’t made a Housewife proper (?)
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Well, I've found my next one to try after @ZenGiraffe and I finish with Melbourne. This really does sound like it ticks all my boxes :D
 
COB said:
Well, I've found my next one to try after @ZenGiraffe and I finish with Melbourne. This really does sound like it ticks all my boxes :D
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Omg JoBurg is MAD! The previously mentioned Lerika is one of my favourite Housewife finds since Pettifleur, and Christall - who is this mildly deranged boss-eyed dubiously wealthy white woman who wants to be a popstar despite not being able to sing OR dance is SO COMPELLING to watch, despite being really quite problematic with how she speaks to her other (black) cast members at points.

It’s all very Kim Z and the cast of early Atlanta, but with South African accents and NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER as to how any of the women have attained their money :D
 
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The tag lines, sorry MONOLOGUES, for RHOJohannesburg crack me up EVERYTIME.
 
Did we see this nugget about the alleged upcoming Jersey series in Popbitch last week?
There's rumours in the press that a new addition to the Real Housewives franchise, the Real Housewives of Jersey, is currently in production on the island right now. One of the cast is supposedly Tessa Hartmann: the Scottish self-publicist best known for complaining in the newspapers about John Barrowman's gay kiss at the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony.

However, Popbitch readers might remember her better as the stage mum who has relentlessly been trying to launch her daughter, Tallia Storm, into the spotlight for eight long years.

Among the many ways she's tried to secure column inches for her perpetually bikini'd daughter were attempts to link her first with Brooklyn Beckham, then Calvin Harris, then a Top Gear-era Chris Evans – and finally, her piece de resistance, a post-Heard split Johnny Depp!

If that's what she does for her daughter, we can't wait to see the sort of storylines she manages to drum up for herself...
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COB said:
Did we see this nugget about the alleged upcoming Jersey series in Popbitch last week?
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I'm here for this, but I hope it's more Ladies Of London than RHo Cheshire, which is FAR too under the grip of Dawn Ward for me to get into (although Ester and Ampika are/were both quite :D to watch)

Will any of them actually BE FROM or live on Jersey? SURELY an island can't be THAT EXCITING unless it's really, really big.
 
Well that episode (BH) was a load of old cack.

Teddi (UGH), Kyle (bigger UGH) and Rinna threw shit at Denise all through this season and expected her to take it and then they throw a wobbler cause she called them Mean Girls. They're lucky she went easy on them.

And the previews for next week, why are Brandi and Kim at the baby shower!?! Why are they all insistent that Brandi only speaks truth when Kyle spent years calling her a liar?

Oh and one more thing, ditch the fucking glam squads. You're going to Rome for a few days, you don't need a hair and makeup team for every meal.
 
It was SO ridiculous watching Dorit and Denise at the same dinner table in terms of glam. How is it a reality show?!
 
I would rather not have any housewife look like Denise. I don’t need frumpy hair and boot cut jeans :evil:
 
The Sonja analysis here is so SPOT ON

https://pagesix.com/2020/08/13/real-housewives-of-new-york-have-serious-mental-health-addiction-issues-says-psychologist-dr-tracy-thomas/

Thomas, who has never treated any of the “Housewives” believes that Sonja Morgan, whose drunken antics have come under fire by her castmates, is suffering “on one level from PTSD.” “Part of the chronic stress she experiences is from the downfall of her marriage, which she’s seemingly endlessly grieving. And I can see that she hasn’t forgiven herself — that she’s punishing herself — for it.”

I think a big part of her grief and trauma comes from being afraid she’ll never ascend back to her same level of wealth and privilege, and she can only cope with that while she’s numbing herself with substances. She may feel time is running out and that nothing has landed, and that is very painful and scary.” :(
 
Finished S6. That last episode was batshit crazy. The medical files, the leg, my jaw was on the ground with shock by the end.
 
I love watching the NYC women out on the prowl, like a bunch of horny cats with loose bowls.

Ramona was so annoyed that the attention wasn’t on her during the dinner with the two guys and she was so rude to the one who was talking with her. What a horrible bitch.
 
Ramona was giving me big time Vicki G energy in the last 5 minutes when she was losing it at Dorinda (and also Leah). Do blonde American women just turn into puffy-faced MONSTERS once they reach a certain age?

Anyway I’m team Dorinda. She’s obviously going through some stuff, but means no real harm. That they can literally shrug their arguments off within minutes of having them really is kind of testament to that.
 
Omg and that bizarre scene that started with Dorinda having the shits and slowly brought in each Housewife to her room one by one?? That legit needs to go up on YouTube now. It was high art. Like a parody of what Housewives is, but somehow actually REAL (I feel I’ve said this several times about this season of NY :D)
 
jivafox said:
Luann’s horrified reaction and racing from the room to get the CHANEL BODY SPRAY :D
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OMG it was such an amazing scene. And it was sort-of beautifully formed with a perfect start-middle and end :D

THAT REMINDS ME: does anybody (not aimed solely at queen jivafox) know which season had a similarly magical scene with Sonja declaring she has GAY WEDNESDAYS at her townhouse, and it had a super cut of some sort of RIDICULOUS GAY PARTY with loads of gays and drag queens (including Aquaria)?
I NEED to rewatch it (and send to multiple meme accounts) but I CAN’T FIND IT :D
 
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