Real Housewives Misc Chat

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LuAnn is me

This is why I love the internet.
Totally one of those moments you could just GLOSS OVER it not paying 100% attention whilst watching (let’s be honest, I’m generally paying about 60% attention TOPS when watching Housewives ) but in isolation it’s really just

 

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Apparently HOLLA was asked on a Podcast about Leah getting a great response to her first season and she responded with “It’s been one season - we’ll see...ANYWAY.”

I would enjoy a Siggy style Season 2 for Leah...

TBH whilst I realise she is necessary, I don’t really CARE about Leah - so I’d be WELL UP for a Soggy season 8 CRASH AND BURN!

 

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I didn’t even RECOGNISE Elizabeth in the OC reunion photos

Are OC looking at ANOTHER one and DONE Housewife? (if it even gets recommissioned )
I can’t even think of a single one that deserved a second season? Maybe Lizzie, but she popped up so much after ANYWAY

 

[Will]

I would take another season of Peggy Sulahian, solely so I could have another season of lusting over Diko.

 

[jivafox]

Apparently we are getting Heather vs Leah and Heather vs LuAnn

 

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Apparently we are getting Heather vs Leah and Heather vs LuAnn

FINALLY rumours of a season 13 STORYLINE for The Countess

NEVER COUNT HER OUT GUYS!

 

[Phoenix]

She doesn’t need a storyline darling (also the obsession with storylines that the fans have is weird, it’s reality nothing fake here )

 

[Lucille]

I’d happily watch the countess do nothing but TAKE A SHIT for 40 minutes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

FINALLY rumours of a season 13 STORYLINE for The Countess

NEVER COUNT HER OUT GUYS!

One should know....
Never count out...

The COUNTESS

 

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Not FANCYPANTS humble-bragging about how she decorates her OBSCENELY HUGE MEGA MANSION The Christmas content we all need



In regards to Christmas content, I’m rewatching the New York season 11 finale where Ramona decides to throw a random party to celebrate Sonja & Dorinda at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME as Luann’s (sold out) Christmas cabaret show , whilst Bethenny NEARLY DIES after consuming some miso soup /

 

[jivafox]

I just spent a large amount of my life doing this Real Housewives sorter on Tumblr

https://bravhoes.tumblr.com/housewivessorter

Apparently these are my Top 10 Housewives:

and my bottom 10:

 

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OMG last year Fancy Pants combined Halloween AND Christmas for her decorations for seemingly the ENTIRE FINAL QUARTER of 2019, and what's even worse is that they are absolutely HIDEOUS! Poor Terry having to come home () to THAT!

The THING in the hallway looks like an albino turd with a few pumpkins STUCK ONTO IT, never mind her CHRISTMAS EATING SNAKE!



Yes I am finding Heather Dubrow Christmas decoration videos more entertaining than this year's ENTIRE SEASON of OC

 

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I just spent a large amount of my life doing this Real Housewives sorter on Tumblr

https://bravhoes.tumblr.com/housewivessorter

Apparently these are my Top 10 Housewives:

and my bottom 10:

OMG not Dina Manzo top 10!! Phoenix roasted me for having her as number 28!
Without spoiling my OWN countdown that bottom 10 is so perfectly CORRECT albeit missing SOGGY who I assume is number 97.

Peggy S as number 110 instead of 100 is just PERFECT, as is Lydia at 107 Homophobic CUNTS get what they deserve
YAY on the Brandi hate too, despite having most of the characteristics I want in a Housewife, I've always HATED HER!

 

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DINA MANZO CONFIRMED FAN FAVE!

 

[Phoenix]

OMG not Dina Manzo top 10!! Phoenix roasted me for having her as number 28!
Without spoiling my OWN countdown that bottom 10 is so perfectly CORRECT albeit missing SOGGY who I assume is number 97.

Peggy S as number 110 instead of 100 is just PERFECT, as is Lydia at 107 Homophobic CUNTS get what they deserve
YAY on the Brandi hate too, despite having most of the characteristics I want in a Housewife, I've always HATED HER!

As long as Caroline comes ahead I’m ok. Jiva is obviously a fan of fambily so unless you have Caroline in your top 5 () then you know you’re what? You’re a CLOWN

 

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The absolute GAG when Caroline Manzo is finally revealed as my glittering number one

I spent a few HOT MOMENTS doing the Housewives ranker myself, and despite a hellish FIVE MINUTES of it asking whether I preferred almost every Housewife in existence to Lynne Curtin it really is EERILY accurate.

My bottom 10 went:

101 Kimberly Bryant (OC)
102 Elizabeth Vargas (OC)
103 Nicole N (New Jersey - WHO?)
104 Peggy T (OC)
105 Lydia (OC)
106 Peggy S (OC)
107 Amber Marchese (NJ)
108 Yolanda (BH)
109 Teddi (BH)
110 Soggy (NJ)

I wonder how many OC one-and-DONE's are propping up the bottom part of these lists

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just spent a large amount of my life doing this Real Housewives sorter on Tumblr

https://bravhoes.tumblr.com/housewivessorter

Apparently these are my Top 10 Housewives:

and my bottom 10:

Where is Gina and/or Janet please?

I'm asking you a question you dumb fat bitch!

 

[jivafox]

Where is Gina and/or Janet please?

I'm asking you a question you dumb fat bitch!

It didn’t include any of the international franchises

 

[Lucille]

Omg is there really someone called SOGGY!!

 

[jivafox]

Omg is there really someone called SOGGY!!

Well, legally her name is Siggy but they called her SOGGY because of all her crying and she is THE WORST HOUSEWIFE OF ALL TIME

 

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^Dolores is REALLY taking me on a journey in that GIF

 

[Frozen]

Looks like Heather Dubrow could do with some decorating tips from Dorinda

 

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Well, legally her name is Siggy but they called her SOGGY because of all her crying and she is THE WORST HOUSEWIFE OF ALL TIME

Even BIG MARGE agrees!



Lest we forget Danielle PHYSICALLY DRAGGED MARGE by her HAIR!

 

[jivafox]

!!!!!!

 

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Can Lu and Sonja just PROPERLY team up already. They would be UNSTOPPABLE(ish)

 

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Watching old Housewives earlier made me realise what a HOLE Dorinda is going to leave in New York with Bethenny gone too.

I can't even THINK about how I would feel if it ever got cancelled /

 

[jivafox]

I can't even THINK about how I would feel if it ever got cancelled /

 

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The BROOKS MARKS tracksuit has sold out

 

[Phoenix]

He probably puts like 10 out every time and calls it a pop up shop.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I wonder where @COB got his inspiration for my gifts this year?

 

[Lucille]

ICON COMING THROUGH!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Phoenix]

Da Fuck?

 

[Lucille]

Well Luann looks good.

 

[Lucille]

Omg @Frosty the Snoldi this is what you’d look like if you grew that Dali tache I was talking about!

 

[jivafox]

Omg @Frosty the Snoldi this is what you’d look like if you grew that Dali tache I was talking about!

But not the unibrow?

 

[jivafox]

Out of boredom I caught up with OC and the way Shannon’s kids don’t give a single fuck that they gave her COVID Couldn’t even muster up one single emotion for the camera!

 

[Phoenix]

Having finished Married to Medicine, I’ve now dipped my toes into Below Deck. It’s a lot lighter and the cast rotates a lot but I’m enjoying it.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I might brave OC later.. watching a compilation of Vicki's freakouts has PIQUED my interest.