The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[jivafox]

Janet is at her best when she’s being antagonised, so this may turn out to be a fun watch. (For us)

 

[jivafox]

She’s raging

 

[Iguana]

F.Corey

 

[Lucille]

The cast member must be utterly RANCID if she’s longing for PETTIFLEUR, CAN’T WAIT!

 

[Apoca]

 

[KC 🦋]

Janet is the ultimate stunt queen. She will pull the slimiest shenanigans and then perfectly execute fake outrage and victim-playing

She's also foul-mouthed and will flat out PUNCH a bitch if she could get away with it.

 

[jivafox]

I’m sure she threatens to slap Lydia at least once a season

 

[Iguana]

I’m sure she threatens to slap Lydia at least once a season

Not this season

 

[Apoca]

Last season, she wanted to "smack that Lydiot" for the seventy-oneth time, according to my count.*

*I have been taught how to count by the same "fucking nuns" as Pettifleur.

 

[Phoenix]

I mean Janet could be lying through her teeth and she’s just threatened by a newer shinier housewife.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I am a bit worried than Janet seems to be apparently gunning for the only POC on the cast (Anjali) THIS HARD!
I guess we will see what happens - but a bunch of wealthy white women vs her may not be the fabulous TV Janet may be imagining in 2021.
I'm HOPING I'm wrong and it will be all fun and high-jinks, GOD I HOPE SO!

Anyway, to repeat myself a million times AND parrot Janet herself: BRING BACK LYDIA AND PETTIFLEUR!

 

[KC 🦋]

No, who we really need back fulltime are ANDREA AND MANUELA. Manuela would EAT the new bitches. And Andrea...well we all know how I feel about Andrea.

 

[Iguana]

Andrea, really?

 

[Tisch]

No, who we really need back fulltime are ANDREA AND MANUELA. Manuela would EAT the new bitches. And Andrea...well we all know how I feel about Andrea.

Way to much Andrea in this post

 

[KC 🦋]

Andrea, really?

 

[Lucille]

Oh come on Andrea was EVERYTHING as the season 1 villain!

 

[KC 🦋]

She's the most insufferable nouveau riche bitch in the show's history.

 

[KC 🦋]

And just to steer the conversation back to her, because why not?, I hope we are blessed with another iconic scene from Queen TEMPEST this season.

 

[Iguana]

I actually really liked Andrea for quite a lot of season 1 and then she just became a little too much even for me She landed on the wrong side of history, sadly

 

[Devil]

Insignificant. Arse. Hair.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Andrea was amazing in that whilst filming she clearly thought she absolutely 100% understood the assignment...only for the show to air and reveal that she really REALLY didn't
The FACE CRACK she must have had watching it back and seeing how atrociously awful she came across, and how glowingly WONDERFUL Gina Liano came across in comparison, even though Gina was totally the real antagonist all along /

Don't get me started on Andrea's LIST OBSESSION!

Melbourne Housewives really changed gay culture FOREVER didn't it

 

[Lucille]

Another iconic scene is that mortifying focus group for her book with working mothers

 

[Iguana]

Another iconic scene is that mortifying focus group for her book with working mothers

Just AWFUL

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Janet appears to have been GAGGED since her OUTBURSTS a few weeks ago

The GAY GRAPEVINE seems to be suggesting two of the newbies are total flops (Kyla the KYLE lookalike, and Cherry one of the blondes).
I hope this Roach-fuelled Instagram HYSTERIA doesn't end up being the most exciting drama of this season

 

[Will]

All this and they binned Lydia for Jackie. That production company can rot.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Girls we have a confirmed storyline...

Spoiler

Jackie is launching............


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.....a PODCAST

 

[jivafox]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Andrea: "You have a vulgar mouth"
Gina: "Well I don’t agree and I think that you’ve got a vulgar heart."

 

[jivafox]

Andrea: "You have a vulgar mouth"
Gina: "Well I don’t agree and I think that you’ve got a vulgar heart."

Followed by Andrea's rehearsed putting her head in her hand

 

[Tisch]

Andrea getting her LIST out to Gina's complete indifference

 

[jivafox]

Gina asking to have a look at the list

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

ANOTHER deleted scene I've never seen...this is the conversation immediately after Janet tells Gina to GO DROWN IN THE POOL!



It's not all that interesting tbh, but quite lol that Gina and Lydia can barely get their story straight re. the w*g BITCH debacle

Following this and the GABI GRECKO scene, how many deleted scenes EXIST?!

 

[Tisch]

I think "w*g" means something different in Australia than in Europe. It's not racial, but more like "chav".

But STILL @ Jackie scoffing the Celebrations

 

[COB]

I believe it IS racial in Australia, but is generally aimed at Italians/Greeks/Middle Eastern people rather than black people?

 

[COB]

I've mainly based that assertion on old episodes of HEARTBREAK HIGH, I've realised

 

[Tisch]

I've definitely heard Jackie refer to herself as one (and the subtitles thought she said WAG ) so perhaps you're right. But it's also not considered as bad.