The Real Housewives of Melbourne (3 Viewers)

[Lucille]

Why wouldn’t you want two more LITTLE JOHNNY DEPPS in the world?!?

 

[Apoca]

Aww, I don't care for Jackie (although I don't hate her, she's fine in group scenes) but I am happy for her for finally getting fertilised - although WHY you'd want to bring a child into a world staring at intense global warming, mass disinformation and all the rest I do not KNOW. It's actually quite a selfish thing to do in my opinion.

But happy for her anyway I hope it doesn't dominate season 5 (it will )

I'm sure the angels have told her now is the right time xxxx

 

[jivafox]

I feel we need Cherylyn to REITERATE

 

[Phoenix]

I hope she names them Shine and Shine

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHY you'd want to bring a child into a world staring at intense global warming, mass disinformation and all the rest I do not KNOW. It's actually quite a selfish thing to do in my opinion.

You should totally start this thread @wurst

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Jackie walking at the front like she's the new supreme



I am getting RHoCheshire VIBES for some reasons

 

[jivafox]

Tell that Demon to FUCK OFF

 

[jivafox]

This is going to be our first flop season of Melbourne and I’m RAGING about it.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It's going to be such a FLOP isn't it.

Gamble is going to look more DERANGED than ever as the only one bothering to bring any drama, whilst Jackie prattles on about her PREGNANCY at every given moment

 

[COB]

I don't know, with four new girls who's to say what the dynamics will be like?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

and any hopes of the MUCH RUMOURED second season of RH of Auckland seem to have been dramatically DASHED since Gilda went fully alt-right on Twitter

 

[Lucille]

Apparently premiering in 5 weeks

 

[Lucille]

Just remembered no Lydia

 

[COB]

I sort of want a show about Janet and these actual friends she's always being photographed at dinner with.

 

[jivafox]

Does she not mean 5 weeks until they start filming again?

 

[Lucille]

Does she not mean 5 weeks until they start filming again?

I’m not sure SHE even knows.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

Love a casual snap of someone in lingerie with their art collection.

 

[Alex]

Love a casual snap of someone in lingerie with their art collection.

We just know you did a similar shot with your toaster

 

[jivafox]

Just a typical Wednesday morning CHEZ ROACH

 

[Lucille]

It’s incredible that no one over the generations has thought to change the name, ROACH.

 

[Lucille]

It’s incredible that no one over the generations has thought to change the name, ROACH.

I suppose it’s NICE, it’s DIFFERENT, it’s UNUSUAL.

 

[Alex]

It’s incredible that no one over the generations has thought to change the name, ROACH.

Roach by name Roach by nature I fully expect her to be in season 17

 

[jivafox]

So much going on here

 

[Lucille]

62…

 

[Lucille]

Maybe in SERIES 1.

 

[COB]

But is she on Wikifeet?

 

[Lucille]

But is she on Wikifeet?

3/5 stars (ok feet)

Janet Roach - wikiFeet

The collaborative celebrity feet website

www.wikifeet.com

 

[jivafox]

I’m in a Janet deep dive now and this curiously written wiki page is sending me:

The Wiki of janet Roach​

Janet Roach came to be in 1958 in Australia. She can be 60 yearsold and observes her birthday just about each and each single 16 August. Back in 20-16, she desired posting her film herself a birthday. Via that the caption, she revealed she had been standing before the mirror whilst replicating “era is simply a range. ” Nicely, as well as this the advice associated with Janet’s children and parents hasn’t been shown in societal networking. All credit to her Insta-gram; it arrived she features a connection with her daddy. About 20-16 Father’s afternoon, Janet labeled him whilst the biggest daddy of the planet and Instagrammed a film of her dad. He was said by her as her loveaffair.

 

[jivafox]

One of her ex husband’s surname was ZOGOOLAS

 

[jivafox]

omg



(Janet’s death stare at Gamble )

 

[KC 🦋]

Why is Jackie wearing a TENT?

 

[jivafox]

Why is Jackie wearing a TENT?

She’s DOUBLE PREGNANT

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

It looks like Janet hates all the newbies if she’s begging Pettifleur to come back!

 

[Iguana]

Why isn't Bravo's PR team taking over her account

 

[Apoca]

Janet, time to SWITCH THE BITCH and create a spin-off with Gina, Lydia, Pettifleur (and maybe bring Gamble to keep it classy)

 

[jivafox]

This is my soundtrack today

 

[jivafox]

 

[Apoca]

(But also, at least we'll get iconic Janet confessionals)