The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Iguana]

Pettifleur here

 

[Apoca]

I shouldn't have called you a Lydiot but the way you were acting was like an idiot.

It's PRE-DEMENTIA!

 

[COB]

SHINE SHINE SHINE

 

[KC 🦋]

I got Pettifleur, which I absolutely didn't a test for.

 

[Apoca]

 

[Lucille]

I got: Janet Roach

Which Real Housewife Of Melbourne Are You?

Are you an insignificant ass hair? FIND OUT NOW.

www.buzzfeed.com

Not the barrister

 

[Lucille]

I got Pettifleur, which I absolutely didn't a test for.

 

[Iguana]

Not the barrister

The difference is that I deal in friction, not facts

 

[Iguana]

I got Pettifleur, which I absolutely didn't a test for.

Who begs to differ?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Stop the FUCK!!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I got: Lydia Schiavello

Which Real Housewife Of Melbourne Are You?

<b>Are you an insignificant ass hair?</b> FIND OUT NOW.

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh well!

 

[KC 🦋]

WOW

 

[Iguana]

 

[Apoca]

I got: Lydia Schiavello

Which Real Housewife Of Melbourne Are You?

<b>Are you an insignificant ass hair?</b> FIND OUT NOW.

www.buzzfeed.com

We may look like jetsetters but our feet are firmly on the ground!

 

[jivafox]

I got: Lydia Schiavello

Which Real Housewife Of Melbourne Are You?

<b>Are you an insignificant ass hair?</b> FIND OUT NOW.

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[Will]

Mid-October premiere for this, according to ROACH on Instagram.

Meanwhile Pettifleur has been announced as a contestant on Celebrity Mastermind. At this point she needs to just keep appearing on shows until Foxtel takes her back.

 

[Lucille]

All I can think when I read about the coronavirus outbreak in Australia is THANK GOD they wrapped up filming before it.

 

[Apoca]

Mid-October premiere for this, according to ROACH on Instagram.

Meanwhile Pettifleur has been announced as a contestant on Celebrity Mastermind. At this point she needs to just keep appearing on shows until Foxtel takes her back.

She's in the best shape of her life! WHO BEGS TO DIFFA?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Genuinely QUITE CURIOUS to see this mess of a season Janet's caption



Lydia is CONTINUING to spam Instagram with archive Housewives shots also, to the point where I'm not even sure where she's getting all the pictures FROM at this stage

 

[Lucille]

She utterly LOATHES the new cast doesn’t she!

 

[Lucille]

I mean it must be bad when you’re pining for VENUS.

 

[jivafox]

NO WRAP PARTY THIS SEASON

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"No wrap party THIS SEASON"

 

[jivafox]

I’m actually excited to see this now. If Roachey is on the WARPATH and feeling MESSY it will be nothing if not entertaining.

 

[COB]

Wanting Susie, Sally and Venus back but NOT Pettifleur?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Lydia continuing to make poor Chyka's life a living HELL from beyond her Housewives GRAVE



The comments!

 

[COB]

Chyka's son tastefully calling it out in the comments

 

[COB]

Also someone pointing out that Pettifleur no longer has any internal organs Who begs to differ?!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm finding Lydia's post so hilarious.
It perfectly encapsulates why she's absolutely AWFUL yet also ESSENTIAL in one handy (and in NO WAY DOCTORED) image

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lydia continuing to make poor Chyka's life a living HELL from beyond her Housewives GRAVE



The comments!

DYING at how awful that photoshop is!

 

[COB]

How could you suggest that @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA, she wouldn't do this after being fat shamed herself!

 

[Lucille]

Chyka’s TUM being 5 times the width of her ankles, how does she stay upright!

 

[Music]

Lydia after photoshopping and posting that photo

 

[Lucille]

She looks like a SPINNING TOP.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"Omg you all look amazing !!!" being the top comment

 

[COB]

The genius of this is that it could genuinely be EITHER intentional bitchiness or a Lydiot moment, there's simply no way of ever knowing

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The ORIGINAL IMAGE for comparison purposes

Spoiler

 

[Tisch]

Also someone pointing out that Pettifleur no longer has any internal organs Who begs to differ?!

She's in the best shape of her life!

 

[jivafox]

Someone tried to reverse image search to find the original picture and this happened