Introduce yourself

[Kate]

haha @Indie go brrr

 

[Zu]

I see we have a new member and as you know my popular icebreakers always go down very well so let’s say a warm HULLO and give a light pat on the bottom to @Glede. Tell us a secret, @Glede. Also, do you prefer POODLES OR PENGUINS?

 

[Zu]

@Glede are you a fan of GLADE air freshening products and wanted to do a tribute but were frightened of being sued by SC Johnson & Son, hence that VOWEL CHANGE which I think we’ve all noticed? Or perhaps you prefer AMBI PUR?

 

[KC 🦋]

I miss the gold old days when we didn't discuss our air fresheners in public.

 

[Kate]

Hello, brand new to Moopy so let me introduce myself.

I’m DogsDinner, 25, signing up to Moopy after finding a post on here about the podcast Dear Joan and Jericha -hadn’t seen any discussion of it elsewhere online. I enjoy sewing, jogging, and the works of Kate Bush (but not so much that one where she has sex with the snowman).

Not sure about any salacious sexual gossip but I do know my friend’s dad used to work for Christopher Walken and he got a very strong He Knows A Lot More About Natalie Wood Than He’s Letting On vibe from him. I should probably have my lawyer present for any further discussion.

Welcome back @DogsDinner. Now why did you fuck off for three years

 

[DogsDinner]

Welcome back @DogsDinner. Now why did you fuck off for three years

Mumsy didn’t want me on the laptop but it’s fine she’s dead now.

 

[Indie]

Are you still 25?

 

[DogsDinner]

Are you still 25?

New passport every year to reflect as much and my hymen has been reinstated.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@RuthWatsonIsADalek

 

[GNL]

@DogsDinner what's your favourite Kate Bush song and/or album? (I'm assuming you haven't warmed to 50 Words for Snow)

 

[Phoenix]

Mumsy didn’t want me on the laptop but it’s fine she’s dead now.

Any update on Natalie Woods?

 

[RuthWatsonIsADalek]

@RuthWatsonIsADalek

You could call me a hotel coach.
I am a holistic hotel coach and I hotel holistically.

 

[DogsDinner]

@DogsDinner what's your favourite Kate Bush song and/or album? (I'm assuming you haven't warmed to 50 Words for Snow)

The Red Shoes is my favourite album. Unliked by many (including Kate herself) but it gives us 80s electronica fans something to gag over. My favourite KB song is Moments Of Pleasure but love There Goes A Tenner as an underdog. How about you? (Also correct, I just wasn’t a fan. Stephen Fry is a bit Gets Where A Fart Couldn’t sometimes for me.)

 

[DogsDinner]

Any update on Natalie Woods?

Still dead I think.

 

[GNL]

The Red Shoes is my favourite album. Unliked by many (including Kate herself) but it gives us 80s electronica fans something to gag over. My favourite KB song is Moments Of Pleasure but love There Goes A Tenner as an underdog. How about you? (Also correct, I just wasn’t a fan. Stephen Fry is a bit Gets Where A Fart Couldn’t sometimes for me.

Also love Moments of Pleasure (and A Coral Room). The Dreaming is probably my favourite album of hers but I've been on a Sensual World kick lately.

 

[Iguana]

The Red Shoes is my favourite album. Unliked by many (including Kate herself) but it gives us 80s electronica fans something to gag over. My favourite KB song is Moments Of Pleasure but love There Goes A Tenner as an underdog. How about you? (Also correct, I just wasn’t a fan. Stephen Fry is a bit Gets Where A Fart Couldn’t sometimes for me.)

I think Kate has a soft spot for The Red Shoes album. Lionheart on the other hand...

 

[DogsDinner]

You could call me a hotel coach.
I am a holistic hotel coach and I hotel holistically.

Is it true that you threw the first brick at Stonewall, Ruth?

 

[COB]

Do the two of you know each other? I hope you're a couple, it's the hot trend here nowadays

 

[RuthWatsonIsADalek]

Is it true that you threw the first brick at Stonewall, Ruth?

Few people know this but before I married Mr Watson, my maidan name was Stonewall. I used to own the place. “Let’s all go down to Stonewall’s” they’d say. I had a gay old time at that place before I became an award winning hotel here in the UK.

 

[DogsDinner]

Also love Moments of Pleasure (and A Coral Room). The Dreaming is probably my favourite album of hers but I've been on a Sensual World kick lately.

I was about to reply saying I love them of these - I think Kate's entire back catalogue would make supreme desert island material because it can offer everything you need for whatever mood you're in. Those ringing bells at the start of The Sensual World album - it's absolute magic.

I think Kate has a soft spot for The Red Shoes album. Lionheart on the other hand...

You're right actually, I don't think she'd have gone to the trouble of re-doing TRS if she didn't have a love for it. When it comes to Lionheart; I just think of Don't Push Your Foot On The Heartbreak during the closing credits of the pilot episode of Pulling (which isn't a bad place for my mind to go at all).

 

[DogsDinner]

Do the two of you know each other? I hope you're a couple, it's the hot trend here nowadays

Ruth has eyes for her bulletproof coat collection only. She's basically an armoured tank at this point.

Few people know this but before I married Mr Watson, my maidan name was Stonewall. I used to own the place. “Let’s all go down to Stonewall’s” they’d say. I had a gay old time at that place before I became an award winning hotel here in the UK.

Loved the work you did for that theatre gay where you had to make him see sense about "where the fuck is the bed going to go". I daresay he was one of yours and Mr Stonewall's regulars at one point.

 

[Zu]

@Ask Me About JESUS Congratulations and welcome to the internet’s most satanic chat abyss. I do always like to break the ice, so may I perhaps ask you whether you have a favourite recipe for Cauliflower Cheese? I already know who Jesus is, so I don’t have any questions about that

 

[lolly]

As a devoted sandal wearer, I'd like to know what Jesus thinks about wearing socks with sliders.

 

[RJN]

@Ask Me About JESUS what if god was one of us?

 

[Martha Skidd]

@Ask Me About JESUS

Would he turd out a snazzy CREAMY WHIP or the more classic FIBROUS STODGE?

 

[Zu]

Honestly MARTHA! Not everyone has a TASTE FOR BROWN!

Don't worry, @Ask Me About JESUS, we do lock her out of harm's way in a VERY SMALL KENNEL

 

[Lucille]

Honestly Martha, please allow the guest to SETTLE IN before treating them to one of your TURD SPECTACULARS. He’s a man of the CLOTH for GOODNESS SAKE.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I’m sure Jesus liked a bit of scat fun with his disciples every now and then.

 

[Zu]

Honestly Martha, please allow the guest to SETTLE IN before treating them to one of your TURD SPECTACULARS. He’s a man of the CLOTH for GOODNESS SAKE.

Mind you, I suppose he should be warned before he catches sight of the infamous IN-LOUNGE LAVATORY FACILITIES. I've seen scat queens TURN PALE

 

[lolly]

Honestly Martha, please allow the guest to SETTLE IN before treating them to one of your TURD SPECTACULARS. He’s a man of the CLOTH for GOODNESS SAKE.

A man of TOUCHING CLOTH

 

[lolly]

@Ask Me About JESUS

Would he turd out a snazzy CREAMY WHIP or the more classic FIBROUS STODGE?

I've spent too long thinking about this, and how the diet of the day would have affected colour and texture. Still undecided, but whatever the consistency, I bet his stools would have a Ready Brek glow

 

[Zu]

Hallo und WILLKOMMEN @Mal Heuresement. Are you intimate with Morten Harket? Is it true that you keep an Emma Bunton pube in your handbag as a talisman?

NOT BEING OVERFAMILIAR OR RUDE JUST MAKING CONVERSATION

 

[Zu]

Well how dare you. I'll have you know I am absolutely not fit.

 

[Rita]

@the pleasure principal do the honours please love.

 

[the pleasure principal]

@the pleasure principal do the honours please love.

hi rita!

i'm a pretty private person who comes to the moopy for music/film stuff and does his best to avoid engaging with anything else but sometimes fails and then regrets it.

thank you for asking! hope you're well <з

 

[Rita]

hi rita!

i'm a pretty private person who comes to the moopy for music/film stuff and does his best to avoid engaging with anything else but sometimes fails and then regrets it.

thank you for asking! hope you're well <з

Lovely to meet you. Are you a new member or have you been here before? If the former how did you find us?

 

[the pleasure principal]

Lovely to meet you. Are you a new member or have you been here before? If the former how did you find us?

i am a gold member! i actually thought it was pretty obvious who i am but i shall pm just in case.

 

[Mats]

i am a gold member! i actually thought it was pretty obvious who i am but i shall pm just in case.

I've only just got it

I think...

 

[big ron]

WHERE IS MY GOLD MEMBERSHIP

 

[GNL]

i am a gold member! i actually thought it was pretty obvious who i am but i shall pm just in case.

CHRISTINA MILIAN?!