America's Sweetheart: George Santos (gay + ex-Republican + congressman + expelled + cameo + Lucille's icon + OnlyFans + ambitious mistakes + prison)

[ZjermGiraffe]

If he’s one, who’s the other though?

 

[funky]

RJN what’s the matter with you

 

[RJN]

Ok I can’t read so let’s pretend like this never happened

 

[funky]

If you had such a bizarre and storied past, you’d have to be mentally unstable to think you could run for office and NONE of it would come back to you the lack of self awareness!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

If he’s one, who’s the other though?

!

 

[RJN]

This is it, I’m starting a new thread

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

RJN IN DISARRAY

 

[funky]

 

[RJN]

If we learned one thing this week it’s that I’m a STUPID RACIST

 

[funky]

I think it’s the fact that you’re the token American in this thread makes it funnier

 

[RJN]

Sorry I’m putting on a show as a complex allegory of America in the 21st century and if you don’t get it, that says more about YOU than Me

 

[funky]

Oh in that case, GENIUS

 

[KC 🦋]

This thread is a whole mess

 

[jivafox]

@Lucille

 

[KC 🦋]

I feel like this bitch needs his own thread

 

[KNT]

"It wasn't very Mormon of him."

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

So sad. Probably one of my all time favorite politicians

But what about?

 

[RJN]

But what about?

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That’s my boyfriend

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Some nights when I go to bed alone I’m haunted by the fact he has a HUSBAND.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

@Lucille needs be stopped.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Just thinking about the lucky man who wakes up to George nuzzling at his neck on a morning.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Imagine the joy of starting the day with this smiling back at you?

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Love that semi-automatic weapons aren’t a threat to children but books about gays are.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’d suggest GEORGE is a bigger threat than a book if the reports of his conduct with OFFICE TWINKS is to be believed.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I know I should really change my profile pic but I’m waiting for a FUNNIER picture to emerge.

 

[jivafox]

I know I should really change my profile pic but I’m waiting for a FUNNIER picture to emerge.

I feel like the drag queen picture is a Lucille avatar.

 

[RJN]

It’s like I do want to fuck him. For the comedy

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I feel like the drag queen picture is a Lucille avatar.

Done.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s like I do want to fuck him. For the comedy

omg

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s like I do want to fuck him. For the comedy

There’s being young and having fun at a festival, and then there’s… this.

 

[funky]

Imagine the joy of starting the day with this smiling back at you?

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[funky]

You can never escape those dead eyes and I’m going to kill you smile.

 

[RJN]

I’m KIDDING. I’m only into Lindsey graham

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

It’s like I do want to fuck him. For the comedy

I'm organising an intervention. You need help.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I’m KIDDING. I’m only into Lindsey graham

YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST

 

[RJN]

If I fucked George santos, y’all would be thrilled

 

[RJN]

YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST

I always check Grindr in South Carolina, just in case

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh not old LADYBUG.

 

[RJN]

YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST

Nobody’s into Lindsey graham, they just need the money