Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Finn]

If Enya visits her local bank and Sue is behind the counter, she'll turn around and leave straight away - no matter how urgent her banking query.

 

[Finn]

Enya's favourite Batman film is 'Batman Forever'.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has rarely been seen wearing her glasses in public, only once or twice.
She probably has myopia short-sighted vision and wears contact lenses most of the time, but luckily doesn't need reading glasses

Says disneyteletubby, currently wearing contacts for her short-sightedness

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks trans rights are human rights, trans women are women, trans men are men, and non-binary identities are valid.

 

[Finn]

Enya stores ketchup in the fridge, because that's what it says to do on the label

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a sort of feminist but certainly none of that TERF stuff. Fake grass is also a bit dodgy in her opinion.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks 2048 will be a strange year for gaming, regardless of whether she's still around then.

 

[GNL]

Enya stores ketchup in the fridge, because that's what it says to do on the label

I knew she was a good egg.

 

[Finn]

She rarely uses it, so wants to be sure it'll keep between occasional spurts

 

[disneyteletubby]

On the topic of eggs, breakfast etc:
(Enya probably takes tea the same way ️)

From this article

 

[Finn]

"Enya gets the shits if she eats fried eggs" absolutely sounds like something we'd have speculated in these hallowed pages if given long enough

 

[GNL]

Enya after eating a fried egg for breakfast:

occasional spurts

 

[Finn]

Enya owns more wind chimes than any other person in Ireland

 

[jivafox]

Enya is drinking Chardonnay with ice and watching Disclosure starring Demi Moore and Michael Douglas.

or maybe that's me

 

[Finn]

Enya hasn't been seen in public since Mystic Meg died.

 

[jivafox]

Enya was sexually harassed by Demi Moore

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has one of these recycling bins and keeps thinking she should customise it:

Paint the v with y 🖌

 

[Finn]

Enya's signature karaoke song is 'Come Out Ye Black And Tans'

 

[GNL]

Enya is no longer on speaking terms with the Duolingo owl.

 

[Finn]

Enya threw the second brick at Stonewall

 

[GNL]

Enya threw the second brick at Stonewall

She also threw the third, fourth, fifth, seventh and ninth. She went absolutely berserk.

 

[Finn]

Some of those later ones actually hit LGBT+ people

 

[Tisch]

She also threw the third, fourth, fifth, seventh and ninth. She went absolutely berserk.

Some of those later ones actually hit LGBT+ people

People died

 

[ZenGiraffe]

When Enya eats Jaffa Cakes, she only ever goes to half moon, and never to total eclipse.

 

[Finn]

Though she was sceptical at first, Enya thinks Dion Dublin has been an absolute revelation on Homes Under The Hammer

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya once dressed up as Princess Diana, dressed up as a man, to recreate her famous night out with Freddie Mercury.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is tempted to sing "I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant" next time she does

 

[Finn]

Enya once drank a shot of Windolene for a bet

 

[disneyteletubby]

When Enya eats Jaffa Cakes, she only ever goes to half moon, and never to total eclipse.

That's how Enya eats Jaffa Cakes when others are around - her preferred way of eating the McVitie's ones is the 'All-Rounder' - nibbling the edges first, then the middle.
She also likes the raspberry flavoured ones
Enya prefers the Lidl Jaffa Cakes.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya dislikes that her middle name is anglicised as Patricia. She would like people to learn how to say Pádraigín ('pah-dra-geen')

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks Countryfile has 'gone woke'

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been to the site of Newgrange but not inside the tomb's entrance - too many spirits

 

[Finn]

Enya's got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef, three nannies, an assistant, and a driver and a jet, a trainer, and a butler, and a bodyguard or five, a gardener and a stylist, do you think she's satisfied?

 

[Finn]

Enya's castle features over 17 million pounds' worth of stolen artworks by the Old Masters

 

[Finn]

Enya makes a fabulous lemon meringue pie

 

[Finn]

Enya has had her Gala Bingo account suspended

 

[Tisch]

Enya was one of the 57% who phoned CD:UK to say Lisa should quit music

 

[Finn]

Enya's thinking of buying a robot vacuum

 

[GNL]

Enya swears by her air fryer.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya gave this article a thumbs down

These never really answer the question, call her a New Age musician, and nothing much happened anyway