Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Finn]

Enya marked the 27th anniversary of Princess Diana's tragic death with a Chinese takeaway and a rewatch of 'Teresa Takes 10 Inches'

 

[Marina Salty]

After all that Enya held a séance summoning the spirits of Diana and her other two favourite deaths of August 31, Empress Theodora and Baudelaire.

 

[Finn]

After all that Enya held a séance summoning the spirits of Diana and her other two favourite deaths of August 31, Empress Theodora and Baudelaire.

For a SEXY GHOST ORGY

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh apparently Theodora didn't die on that day, cheeky Enya

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya might try and watch Spencer on Film4 in a bit. She doubts the accuracy of these Diana portrayals in media but supposes it's interesting to watch anyway.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya laughed a bit too much at this headline

And no, Enya's not announcing a retirement anytime soon.
Enya works hard, sometimes, also chills rather hard too.

 

[Finn]

Enya works hard

 

[disneyteletubby]

^I had too many different ways to respond to that but I think this clip is

Enya concludes that the hardest work for her, in short, is persistence.

 

[Marina Salty]

And second hardest is breathing.

 

[Kate]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says this

Spoiler: related to the art above

(might've been this comment that inspired the prompt)

is not quite true – at least, not requiring a womble.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Not Enya speculation exactly, but yesterday I saw a random guest comment from a Lucille (@Lucille ?) on another Enya forum, thread regarding Enya photos somehow lasted for about 24hrs before disappearing

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya guesses that she will be speaking to Naga Munchetty and Charlie Stayt on BBC Breakfast in a few months' time

Enya was just watching BBC Breakfast with said presenters, and Ellie Leach was interviewed - another reminder of how quickly the past year has flown (Ellie and Vito winning Strictly Come Dancing last year).
It makes Enya a little nervous thinking about all her interviews yet to come but Enya supposes that she's become more comfortable speaking about random topics amidst the music over time.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's intrigued by the news that Maggie Reilly will be touring Germany in 2025 also playfully considering the idea of herself touring soon.
Still, Enya did this 2016 Echoes in Rain performance in Germany and indeed toured there around 1981 – a year or so before the song which Enya may have had to reject from Mike Oldfield, Moonlight Shadow, which turned out to be Maggie's greatest hit.

 

[GNL]

Enya has installed celebrity dating app RAYA in hopes of shagging every member of U2.

 

[disneyteletubby]

every member of U2.

Enya says that was Moya's business back in the day, but certainly not hers.

Instead, Enya visited Bono's place, saying she'd like to borrow some demarara sugar, additionally getting a bag of sand for a huge sandpit. 🏖

 

[Finn]

Enya has decided that iglooing is not for her

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hadn't a clue about what the above meant if not about an igloo.
On the other hand, Enya likes camp things, but not camping in a tent:

 

[Kate]

Oh I FEEL YOU THERE En babes

 

[Shoat]

What nonsense, Enya LOVES the rain. Every second bloody song of hers is an ode to it.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya had an enlightment of feline wisdom and decided to sell her toilets as she will be using her garden sand instead.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is intrigued by the existence of electric car models such as the the Škoda Enyaq and now the Honda e:NY1 – she loves this indirect advertising.
I literally saw this advertised on a lit up billboard last week, but took note of the face before the car or its name

(^Intentionally 80s-themed version haha)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enys supposes being a name for an oat variety this season is a compliment too.

 

[jyxz]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is watching the Paralympics closing ceremony, sad that the flame is out.
As respectable the fellow 80s synth player Jean-Michel Jarre is (also part of the ceremony 🎛 ) Enya is glad that she avoided that type of stage setup throughout her career, preferring the arguably more French and romantic piano with roses.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's anticipating a notable rise in streaming numbers, particularly for Only Time, within the next 24 hours.

Spoiler: This YouTube stats chart for reference

Higher (including daily views) than last November for sure

She will never forget this day (and her bewilderment shortly after when CNN started playing her song) in 2001.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's anticipating a notable rise in streaming numbers, particularly for Only Time, within the next 24 hours.

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Wait the daily views nearly all went down.

Spoiler: apart from (I think)

Enya×Audrey×Che

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is very deservedly calling Youtube demanding to speak to its supervisor.

 

[Shoat]

IMAGINE people not celebrating 9/11 appropriately

 

[GNL]

Who can say where the streams go? Was it Dido? Thieving bitch.

 

[Finn]

Enya would "love there to be a massacre even bigger than 9/11" if it "would benefit Echoes in Rain"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would "love there to be a massacre even bigger than 9/11" if it "would benefit Echoes in Rain"

There is - the massacre of eggs (I thought as I paused this recently)

Spoiler: Screenshot of Enya performing Echoes In Rain

Egg-

Enya is a good egg though.

Spoiler: Some slightly convoluted thought

All the thousands of eggs (naturally) lost, even more for the childfree... and then the plight of egg donors, despite the compensation money, they travel miles and volunteer for discomfort to give away altruistically to strangers.
Enya could certainly relate.

 

[Finn]

Enya's been so busy recently that she has decided to take the rest of the year off work

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya had to kill a little mouse earlier tonight (that the cat brought in) and is therefore contemplating the thin line between life and death.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya decided to compose an elegy for the deceased mouse the working title of which is Ego Occidi Mus Cum Scopa.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya loves fart porn.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is in disbelief about how Dark Sky Island was announced almost 9 years ago (new album confirmed ~16-17th September 2015) and is nervous yet eager about a brand new Enya album announcement in 2024

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is having pigeons for supper.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya has only been in one group chat in her life. It was for a hen do.

She left within 20 minutes and sent a raven to the bridesmaid as a warning and an omen.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is confused by how it's special, but takes the existence of this playlist as a compliment.

Okay Spotify I can add to these once Enya speaks publicly and reveals other songs.

Spoiler: These are songs I know of so far:

Non Christmas ones, also not traditional/folk songs Enya covered or sang with family. A somewhat random order too

Spoiler

Despite still liking the music, Enya is aware and kind of annoyed by the madness of Phil Spector, the Mamas and Papas scandal, Sam Smith's odd evolution, and unfortunately the one she appears on a track by, Diddy, now arrested.
Enya is disappointed, but glad she's in no way as problematic as these.

I like most songs here, lots were mentioned by Enya around 2007-08.

I need to find where she mentioned Tina Turner