ASFZen (ASFM) - The Songs

[ZjermGiraffe]

Why is it SO OLD!?

 

[TiShh]

I do like that one of my suggestions after that one is WHAT'S HOT IN GERMANY

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

12. OnlyFangs

Artemas
I always kinda knew you'd be the death of me



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[dzjermlaw]

*awaits wisecrack about Pingu entering previous winners*

In fairness, I don’t think that even you would stoop so low as to send another song by one of your own winners.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not sure I approve of the ethics of a fan made ai music video

 

[OutSynk]

What on EARTH is going on in here

Margaret Berger

A 15 year old song from BoA's only relevant albam

MODERN TALKING?

 

[TiShh]

Aw, I was thinking of sending an Artemas song at some point.

Maybe I still will!

Maybe I did!!

(etc.)

 

[Marina Salty]

Song #10
Shocked he's straight, I was always assuming he's gay.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

13. Delores

Moonchild Sanelly
Big Booty



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[TiShh]

 

[dzjermlaw]

Now, this is a very welcome returning artist. It’s not as good as ‘Demon’ but few things are.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Now, this is a very welcome returning artist. It’s not as good as ‘Demon’ but few things are.

Oh of COURSE!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

14. Hardcore Pornography

Vera Lynn
(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs Of Dover



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[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[TiShh]

Now, this is a very welcome returning artist. It’s not as good as ‘Demon’ but few things are.

Oh it's her?! In Demon I recall she was covered up in a big coat. So glad to see she's since found her confidence.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Makes you wish Germany won

 

[ButterTart]

Apologies, I accidentally had my tea.

 

[TiShh]

14. Hardcore Pornography
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Vera Lynn
(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs Of Dover



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This is SO OLD? Is this from the 80s or something?

 

[dzjermlaw]

I thought that @Mary Whitehouse had gone off Vera Lynn after she did that cover version of 212.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This is SO OLD? Is this from the 80s or something?

So old, that I am not sure they had a dating system back then

 

[TiShh]

Makes you wish Germany won

Eurovision 2019 with S!ster? Yes, yes it does, and I think about it every day.

 

[ButterTart]

Look at the lovely Vera Lynn

It's no wonder she earned the respectful wartime nickname 'the slackest snatch in the officer's mess'.

 

[TiShh]

Fun fact! I've been to Vera Lynn's house*!



(*Stood outside it and pointed for a GCSE History project)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

15. Scary Island

Daphne Guinness
Deviant Disco



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[ButterTart]

Vera really should have dropped a donk in those last 30 seconds. That was gagging for a dance break.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Is this the earliest birth year for any ASFM contender? I think it may be.

 

[TiShh]

Aw, I was thinking of sending an Artemas song at some point.

Maybe I still will!

Maybe I did!!

(etc.)

FFS, this but for Daphne Guinness also.

(But tbf it's been on my list since very very early ASFM days so it's my fault only that I never entered it)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I absolutely HATE her delivery of this

 

[ButterTart]

Is this the earliest birth year for any ASFM contender? I think it may be.

Delta Goodrem was born in 1847.

 

[TiShh]

Is this the earliest birth year for any ASFM contender? I think it may be.

Have you forgotten poor old dear @Mrs Mills?!

 

[ButterTart]

I absolutely HATE her delivery of this

It reminds me of the song @Raining on Me sent to the contest I hosted with Suomi. I have a surprisingly high tolerance for women trying to sound posh and English despite very clearly being neither.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Have you forgotten poor old dear @Mrs Mills?!

Born a year after dear old Vera. As was @funky

 

[TiShh]

Vera really should have dropped a donk in those last 30 seconds. That was gagging for a dance break.

Oh are Veer never gagged IF YOU'VE HEARD WHAT I'VE HEARD

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

16. Mr. Noseybonk

METTE
MUSCLE



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[ButterTart]

Deviant Disco was surprisingly good for a song with Disco in the title.

 

[TiShh]

16. Mr. Noseybonk
View attachment 30483

METTE
MUSCLE



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I'm going to stop listening to Spotify Daily Mixes, because...

 

[TiShh]

I'll get my own jealousy out of the way and say this is very very good and one of my favourite songs of recent times

 

[ButterTart]

Oh are Veer never gagged IF YOU'VE HEARD WHAT I'VE HEARD

Famously sturdy gag reflex. She could smuggle a sword through customs without so much as a cough.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

17. Black Swan

Tanerélle
Let Me In



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[ButterTart]

Muscle is okay tbh.