The Traitors (UK) S03E01

[D5K]

She got off the train!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh good, we hopefully will never see that mullet again

(We will)

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Tyler, you'd run off that train crying if someone offered you a haircut.

 

[Finn]

Presumably they'll make a later return as in Season 1?

Whomever leaves will eventually come back.

Agreed. Claudia was QUITE CLEAR in s1 that the only way to leave the game was to be banished or murdered. If they were real goners she'd have referenced this again / called it a banishment.

 

[Kratz]

Why would you give a fuck about the others and be a hero amongst complete strangers?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The diplomat cries after sex, doesn't he

 

[supermassive]

If you’re going to have a mullet at least have the decency to be fucking hot.

 

[Finn]

Big fan of the diplomat - unless he is, of course, a tory.

 

[GNL]

Why would you give a fuck about the others and be a hero amongst complete strangers?

Because you've seen the previous seasons and know they'll bring you back in a SHOCK TWIST.

 

[lolly]

I've got Alexander in the sweepstake, but he's clearly horrid

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Big fan of the diplomat - unless he is, of course, a tory.

OF COURSE HE IS

 

[Lucille]

Big fan of the diplomat - unless he is, of course, a tory.

I’d turn a blind eye.

 

[Penelope]

HELLO Alexander

 

[supermassive]

Because you've seen the previous seasons and know they'll bring you back in a SHOCK TWIST.

It’s frustrating the show seems to shy away from showing or having these conversations that break the fourth wall. It’s so dated.

 

[Penelope]

Pissing myself at the barber with godawful curtains.

 

[Lucille]

Diplomat can take the back door, doctor in the mouth.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HELLO Alexander

TORY SHAGGER!

 

[Alex]

I assumed they would have all tried to sell themselves and their traitor hunting abilities. Volunteers? Insane

 

[D5K]

Pissing myself at the barber with godawful curtains.

Well he can’t cut his own hair! Or actually maybe that explains it

 

[GNL]

Is curtains CRYING?

 

[Alex]

TORY SHAGGER!

Very Tory name

 

[Kratz]

Why is curtains CRYING?

His hair I guess

 

[Alex]

Why is curtains CRYING?

You would too if you had curtains after 1998

 

[Lucille]

The girl in dungarees giving Charra Tea, tea, no ma’am.

 

[GNL]

You would too if you had curtains after 1998

I'd love to say that I haven't DABBLED

 

[Finn]

There really shouldn't be flesh tunnels on prime time BBC One. BANISH THAT PLAYER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The straights APPROPRIATING and MISUSING "it's giving..." needs to be stopped

 

[Lucille]

Buying futures on stanning Francesca.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Any early predictions for the traitors? Dan looks like he’d be the typical smug one chosen.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hate Dan!

 

[Finn]

A 'Doctor of Communication' is a Doctor of NOTHING.

Big fan of her for TV purposes though

 

[lolly]

I don't think Claudia was popping around with the Dyson, love

 

[lolly]

Obviously here for the lavender rinse

 

[Lucille]

Wash your hair Charlotte.

 

[Ellie]

Ooh, Charlotte!

 

[Lucille]

Shorting Charlotte.

 

[supermassive]

Obsessed with Yin. Shes giving the same energy as that iconic rubbish Australian player.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Charlotte is building up for a MASSIVE FALL and I can't wait to see it

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s MUCH MORE a mother figure than I am!

THE READ!

 

[PercyPig]

That doctor of communication to get it wrong every episode please