Tuesday hits child with lorry for April Fools

Accidentally waited until after midday to run over a child so I guess I'm the April fool. And also possibly going down for vehicular manslaughter.
I wouldn’t worry about the vehicular manslaughter charge. Given that your post pretty clearly shows that it was pre-meditated, they should be able to convict you of murder.
 
I wouldn’t worry about the vehicular manslaughter charge. Given that your post pretty clearly shows that it was pre-meditated, they should be able to convict you of murder.
It was an APRIL FOOL! The child isn't MEANT TO DIE when it was CLEARLY A JOKE!

HOW. MANY. TIMES!!! :argh:
 

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