Black Smoke Monday

Morning loves!

My final all day Easter drinking session ended at 9pm as I just couldn’t be arsed drinking anymore, which means I’m tired today but fine, I’m very pleased to say.

Unlike Mr Sheena, who turned up about an hour ago, absolutely off his box, gurned in the most unnecessary explanation ever “I’m a bit drunk and I’ve done drugs and don’t hate me”, told me he loved me five times, came back to tell me a sixth but then got distracted by telling me he’d persuaded a friend she should leave her husband, promptly collapsed on the bed and is now fast asleep with his glasses all askew :D :disco:
 
Unlike Mr Sheena, who turned up about an hour ago, absolutely off his box, gurned in the most unnecessary explanation ever “I’m a bit drunk and I’ve done drugs and don’t hate me”, told me he loved me five times, came back to tell me a sixth but then got distracted by telling me he’d persuaded a friend she should leave her husband, promptly collapsed on the bed and is now fast asleep with his glasses all askew :D :disco:
You have to admire that, don't you?
 
I went for a Caribbean roast yesterday and it was amazing but so big I’ve got half left for lunch today :disco:
 
Working on Easter Monday is rubbish - I'll struggle to even get a half-decent sandwich come lunch time.
 
There was me thinking the thread title was about Lost, but it's actually a dead Pope.

Hopefully all the raped nuns and molested children will be waiting to cast him down to the fiery pit.
 
Morning loves!

My final all day Easter drinking session ended at 9pm as I just couldn’t be arsed drinking anymore, which means I’m tired today but fine, I’m very pleased to say.

Unlike Mr Sheena, who turned up about an hour ago, absolutely off his box, gurned in the most unnecessary explanation ever “I’m a bit drunk and I’ve done drugs and don’t hate me”, told me he loved me five times, came back to tell me a sixth but then got distracted by telling me he’d persuaded a friend she should leave her husband, promptly collapsed on the bed and is now fast asleep with his glasses all askew :D :disco:
Incredible work. Hard approve.
 
Hopefully all the raped nuns and molested children will be waiting to cast him down to the fiery pit.
I hope they play a prank on him so he thinks he's ascending and then, at the last minute, they cut the rope and he plummets. I'd like to think there's a sense of humour in the afterlife that goes beyond the accepted irony and monkey's paw-like scenarios.
 
Woke up to an exciting new job opportunity in Italy. It would require living on-site and is a lot of responsibility so thinking it over.
How's the pay? If it's just expenses and that, I'd avoid it.
 

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