Have we forgotten Enya!
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I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you But in the process I forgot that I was special too
Mention it all! \_/ MENTION IT ALL!
goodbye caroline, you’re my favourite faith healer
I. DON’T. SHAVE. MY. PUSSY
You’re not the C-word. You’re an insignificant arse hair.
Did Michael get indicted for his dingaling swinging across Instagram?
I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn’s.
oh my god you’re disgusting GO TO CHURCH
We all wore pyjamas. I called Luann a whore.
Lisa. Fucking. Rinna.
Like a mint in my mouth I can be a bit...FRESH
Coronavirus *sung to the tune of Ultraviolence by Lana del Rey*
Damita Jo. Isn’t that like a country name? It is isn’t it? The Damita I don’t think is country, but it’s the Jo there’s country.
attention republicans, lindsey graham is a homosexual. i repeat, lindsey graham is a homosexual.
you can cry when you get older
evil is a relay sport when the one who’s burnt turns to pass the torch
you made your bed and then your bed caught fire
gay rights
never turn your back on a stripper
what’s one more drifter in the snow?
Split me open!
They'll have a big parade for every day that you stay clean, but when the trumpets fade you’ll go under like a submarine
‘And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.’
shh, is only me, potter
i don’t know her
i’m feelin’ jovani
good luck with the police, i hope they take your children.
happy birthday miranda! from the shard, in london
no more suckas
GOODBYE KYLE
But NOW we said it.
People call me over the top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.
Gimme your hot white cum
I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas and then, baby, I’m through
a christmas cornucopia
Who is this old COW?!
Wracked with disbelief, Johnny runs outside and has a nervous breakdown.
Johnny's psychiatrist gives him troubling news: Generous, gift-giving Santa Claus is in fact his sexually abusive father.
Cut me a slice of Rose West’s cake
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