Speculate Wildly About Enya

Enya's true passion is ordering skips to her neighbours houses and watching giggling as they get annoyed. Bono is said to have reached his limit.
 
Enya's true passion is ordering skips to her neighbours houses and watching giggling as they get annoyed. Bono is said to have reached his limit.

"Fucking Enya!" He mutters as he sees the skip being delivered outside and reached for his phone to call the council.
 
Enya smiles at the idea of doing that; she would actually get a free performance - Bono would burst into song "I can't live...with or without you!" :D
 
Enya is considering going back to her mid-80s mullet. :grin: It'd be fun to try and replicate, but it's a bit tricky to find that exact CFC-filled hairspray now. 😅
 
Enya would rather fund their visit to a beautiful Scottish mansion, plus a charter flight from Ebudæ unto Khartoum
Enya is a little sad that she is unable to directly help the Sudanese nor the Scots (nor any of the non-TERFs) at this time, but she can and will pray for peace and justice*. 😌🙏

*Included in this is mowing away JK Rowling and allies. Expelliarmus back at her.
 
Enya has never forgiven Emiliana Torrini and never will.
 
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Enya recently discovered Doechii, realising she isn't a Japanese girl, but still likes her. :laugh: Also really likes her song Anxiety, perhaps even more than the song it sampled (Somebody That I Used To Know) but liked the references in the music video nonetheless. :grin: 🎶
 
And of course, earlier in the afternoon, Enya witnessed a heartrending re-enactment of Jesus' crucifixion. 😌✝️🕊

Or simply revisited the crucifix as seen in the music video
 

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