Speculate Wildly About Enya

Enya's true passion is ordering skips to her neighbours houses and watching giggling as they get annoyed. Bono is said to have reached his limit.
 
AGinAg (38) said:
Enya's true passion is ordering skips to her neighbours houses and watching giggling as they get annoyed. Bono is said to have reached his limit.
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"Fucking Enya!" He mutters as he sees the skip being delivered outside and reached for his phone to call the council.
 
Enya smiles at the idea of doing that; she would actually get a free performance - Bono would burst into song "I can't live...with or without you!" :D
 
Enya is considering going back to her mid-80s mullet. :grin: It'd be fun to try and replicate, but it's a bit tricky to find that exact CFC-filled hairspray now. 😅
 
disneyteletubby said:
Enya would rather fund their visit to a beautiful Scottish mansion, plus a charter flight from Ebudæ unto Khartoum
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Enya is a little sad that she is unable to directly help the Sudanese nor the Scots (nor any of the non-TERFs) at this time, but she can and will pray for peace and justice*. 😌🙏

*Included in this is mowing away JK Rowling and allies. Expelliarmus back at her.
 
Enya was kicked off the set of Big Breakfast for fingering Denise Van Outen
 
Enya was a founding member of The Nolans but left over creative differences with Colleen.
 
Enya has never forgiven Emiliana Torrini and never will.
 
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Enya recently discovered Doechii, realising she isn't a Japanese girl, but still likes her. :laugh: Also really likes her song Anxiety, perhaps even more than the song it sampled (Somebody That I Used To Know) but liked the references in the music video nonetheless. :grin: 🎶
 
And of course, earlier in the afternoon, Enya witnessed a heartrending re-enactment of Jesus' crucifixion. 😌✝️🕊

Or simply revisited the crucifix as seen in the music video
 
Enya may be one of the anonymous €1000 donors on the GoFundMe to help rebuild the church in Derrybeg 😌 ❤
https://www.donegallive.ie/news/loc...derrybeg-church-gutted-by-overnight-fire.html :( 💭
Enya and many people in Gweedore attended and sang at this church several times (it opened as the modern-style church in 1972) must have so many memories. There is definitely a strong parish community, hopefully the place will be rebuilt and eventually welcoming people in again. 💗
 
Enya is currently drawing up plans to have no less than 100 URINATING CHILDREN statues installed in her GREAT HALL

She hopes the GENTLE CONSTANT TINKLING will ENGENDER A SENSE OF DEEP CALM
 
Enya has impregnated the entire city populace of Brussels, as retribution for their attempt to sue her for the intellectual theft of urinating children.
 
Enya was inspired reading about magician Sophie Lloyd
the magician of roughly her age and height, who recently got readmitted to the Magic Circle 🎩🪄 having been expelled in 1991 at 29, after posing as an 18-year-old boy named Raymond, and revealing herself that year once they allowed women to join.
If Enya were in that position, she'd have probably carried on being the guy, leave indefinitely, then return as herself with long hair...but no, she's glad to be herself, a musician (not magician). ☺️ 🎶
 
Enya watched some of it back, and whilst she'd have loved to have met the Pope at one point, it wouldn't have been at his funeral amongst such a crowd yesterday.

She liked the black veils, especially Melania's, though Enya would like to recommend the FLOTUS to a top aesthetician in Ireland, she deserves better. ☺️🪷☘️
 
Enya has been made aware of the programme The Piano that Claudia presents:ClaudiaJoy:
and besides liking (and perhaps envying) some pianists there, it made her think. 🎹💡

Even if Enya hadn't become well-known for her music, she'd never willingly play/sing in an open public space like a train station 🫣😅
 
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