Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (1 Viewer)

That Magners one with the swarm of bees around the guys face nearly makes me physically sick. URGH
 
That Co-op bitch is DOING MY NUT.

So you want a cheese & tomato pizza, a bag of mixed leaf and a lemon cheesecake? LA-DI-FUCKING-DA, you SUPERMUM
 
Quite unexpectedly I think Stacey Solomon is a really good match for the Iceland ads, she's quite sweet :shy:
 
There is just so much wrong with this advert. Literally every single thing about it. It could well be my least favourite advert of all time in fact, because it's not even brilliantly terrible. It's just EH?

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EVERYTHING ABOUT IT = WRONG AND STUPID
 
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God, that long 4Music advert is unsettling. I'm sure I've seen that guy before... I imagine him cast as an unpopular step-dad in a soap, he's got a really creep vibe about him though. I bet he flirts with teenage girls at family parties
 
Which one's that duddy?

I am currently OUTRAGED to see Marc fucking Warren advertising virgin Tivo's in pretty much every single adbreak. There are few other men i find to be so smarmy and crawly and REPULSIVE. And he has the most untrustworthy face/persona. Why out of all the humans in the world did Virgin pick HIM? He comes across as extra unlikable in the setup they've chosen as well.
 
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This ad actually pains me to watch. I simply cannot fathom the POINT of it. Normally with adverts that are meant to be funny but don't personally amuse me, I can imagine that perhaps some SPACKS out there might muster a chuckle... but with THIS, I seriously have trouble imagining anyone enjoying this advert, making them laugh, or indeed being prompted to buy any stupid Express rice by it.
 
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TurnerPrize said:
Which one's that duddy?
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Can't find it on youtube. It's the aforementioned creepy guy (maybe he was on Hollyoaks ages ago), bleating on about how great the 4Music website is, while some serious hipster wankers listen to songs, deciding what is a hit, going to gigs, and holding up signs with "like", as well as other abstract metaphors for being a young fashionable twat.

Oh and I'm with you on Marc Warren's ad. the thing looks good but he's so fucking smug, I'd rather take an inferior product in the vain hope it will hurt his feelings.

And yes, that microwave one is fucking shit too :evil:
 
OH OH and that fucking annoying bread advert, I think it's Kingsmill. Where the guy is late for work and the wife irons his shirt?

I don't like the face acting, toast never makes me do a cumface, and that sneery bitch burning the shirt just makes me want to throw my TV into the SUN
 
This for the 4Music one?
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I'm getting a bit bored of bad dubbing on adverts. Especially car adverts. And ESPECIALLY that one where he says "going out to deeeeiner" "going to the supermayarket"

Fuck off. Can't be bothered to make it in english? Can't be bothered to buy your product.
 
MONKEEEY! PAY THE MONKEY BACK MONKEY BACK PAY BACK THE MONKEY SEE THE MONKEY PAY THE MONKEY DO THE MONKEY BAAACK

*old people dance about*


Somewhat charming but ANNOYING AS FUCK.
 
Tetris-Rock said:
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This ad actually pains me to watch. I simply cannot fathom the POINT of it. Normally with adverts that are meant to be funny but don't personally amuse me, I can imagine that perhaps some SPACKS out there might muster a chuckle... but with THIS, I seriously have trouble imagining anyone enjoying this advert, making them laugh, or indeed being prompted to buy any stupid Express rice by it.
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Oh God this one has annoyed me for AGES. It's just SO pointless and STUPID. The woman is pretty slappable too.
 
I don't think I NEED to explain why this is one is awful:

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That FUCKING Cornetto Enigma advert with those VERY spontaneous adverts. OH GOD I HAVE TO GO TO THEIR WEBSITE to find out what their fucking DISMAL WITTERINGS are about.

The guy obviously fancies himself as a T4-presenter/comedian/C4 quiz panellist. WEIRD LIP
 
Oh that's just SHIT. Those Virgin Tivo ones do that too - "there's more online", apparently. Who could actually be BOTHERED?

I did like the previous Cornetto ad where the man turned into a giant teddy bear though :D
 
I hate the match.com advert, it was made at my local BR station while I was there and they decided that no-one could get on or off the platforms while they were filming, and I was dying for a slash :shy:
 
I was tempted to piss on the film crew but I had an interview to get to and getting thrown off the station might have fucked with my plans.
 
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I hate the match.com advert, it was made at my local BR station while I was there and they decided that no-one could get on or off the platforms while they were filming, and I was dying for a slash :shy:
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What kind of insipid pricks are these adverts attracting to Match.com?
 
I do love the current Aldi campaign. The 'tea/gin' one is charming, even more so that the old dear is literally somebody just plucked off the street. The newest mayonnaise one is rather inspired too.
 
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Do we know whether it's Vernon Kay's ACTUAL mum in the Flora sprayjizz advert? There's a terrible radio advert for it where she goes "if YOU'RE making the family's tea at the moment, why not try [blah blah blah]" - I heard it at 11AM the other day :daf:
 
Kratz said:
I do love the current Aldi campaign. The 'tea/gin' one is charming, even more so that the old dear is literally somebody just plucked off the street. The newest mayonnaise one is rather inspired too.
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https://www.moopy.co.uk/showthread.php?69326-Adverts-you-LOVE-at-the-moment
 
Oh i HATE the Jean Claude ones. They may as well have just got The Hoff in, it's the same wacky bonkers ironic studenty SHIT, and we don't need another star of the 80s carving out a career revival based on that.
 
And surely there's only ONE former Street Fighter star who needs an irony-driven career boost at the moment...

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TurnerPrize said:
I am currently OUTRAGED to see Marc fucking Warren advertising virgin Tivo's in pretty much every single adbreak. There are few other men i find to be so smarmy and crawly and REPULSIVE. And he has the most untrustworthy face/persona. Why out of all the humans in the world did Virgin pick HIM? He comes across as extra unlikable in the setup they've chosen as well.
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CHRIST ALIVE, I keep seeing this *sends hate vibes*
 
TurnerPrize said:
Oh i HATE the Jean Claude ones. They may as well have just got The Hoff in, it's the same wacky bonkers ironic studenty SHIT, and we don't need another star of the 80s carving out a career revival based on that.
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AND this one. It's bad enough that people have this fixation on Steven Segal's shit films
 
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