ASFZen (ASFM) - The Songs

[ZjermGiraffe]

I would use the derivative comment "This is... a song" but it's not even that is it?

Well I enjoyed it!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

5. Browsing Dark Moopy

Jain
Nobody Knows



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[funky]

This feels like a drama school project

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

6. Maleficent and Diaval ☆

Charlene Soraia
Ghost



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[ZjermGiraffe]

This one is a struggle for those of us wired for GAY DRUG MUSIC I must say

 

[funky]

This I like. Lovely voice. Very autumnal.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I think we've found ZenGiraffe's winner. He loves this stuff.

 

[funky]

Moopy: WHEN IS THE NEXT ASFM????

Moopy when the next ASFM starts:

 

[dzjermlaw]

It is very nice though.

 

[KNT]

The first two are both GOOD. Well done.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Moopy: WHEN IS THE NEXT ASFM????

Moopy when the next ASFM starts:

Some of them have foolishly decided that they have lives. Ingrates.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

7. La plus jeune fille de Satan

Anna Vissi feat Daphne Lawrence
ΑΙΜΑ



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[ZjermGiraffe]

DON'T PANIK, BANGERS ARE BACK!

 

[funky]

I think we've found ZenGiraffe's winner. He loves this stuff.

It's from 2019. Might be a bit too old for him.

 

[funky]

DON'T PANIK, BANGERS ARE BACK!

Waiting patiently for this to 'bang'.

Even just once.

 

[HalamaK]

7. La plus jeune fille de Satan
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Anna Vissi feat Daphne Lawrence
ΑΙΜΑ



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Such groove

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Though not gonna lie, I prefer my panik to be BANGIER

 

[dzjermlaw]

Though not gonna lie, I prefer my panik to be BANGIER

For a Panik Records song, this hardly has any sexually transmitted diseases AT ALL.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

8. SKULL

Protopapa, Hey Cabrera!
Ça va? Je t’aime! ft. EMMANUELLE



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[ZjermGiraffe]

For a Panik Records song, this hardly has any sexually transmitted diseases AT ALL.

Well, I guess you need something to listen to whilst the antibiotics do their work

 

[funky]

This I don’t mind. Quirky. Fun.

 

[funky]

Though I feel in all context I would probably never listen to this outside of moopy.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

@TSB

 

[TiShh]

Was just having @ButterTart 's fag, sorry about that, ready to go and make vaguely fun comments

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

9. Wicker Man Punch

Moulin Rogue
High Energy Boy



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[TiShh]

I'm on the one helpfully described as ITALIAN MUSIC on frame 1, so can only assume we have something representing Papua New Guinea , am I about in the right place?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I'm on the one helpfully described as ITALIAN MUSIC on frame 1, so can only assume we have something representing Papua New Guinea , am I about in the right place?

Yes you are

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oooh, it is GLITCHY!

 

[dzjermlaw]

The chorus is very good. The rest of the song is…also there. Kind of.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not sure if this really needed the extended mix, I am a bit BORED now

 

[TiShh]

The moaning in this means only one thing. This is @Mary Whitehouse's entry, and the moaning represents her tutting at society's downfall.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

10. Meth Gator

SOFI TUKKER
Jacaré



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[Pingu]

10. Meth Gator
View attachment 30476

SOFI TUKKER
Jacaré



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*awaits wisecrack about Pingu entering previous winners*

 

[dzjermlaw]

Oh, look, a former winning artist.

I lied about being over it.

 

[TiShh]

Sofi Tukker has some bangers and indeed some diamonds. I'm not sure this is one.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This man is not hot and she needs to get away from him

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

11. Art the Clown

Modern Talking
Cheri Cheri Lady



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[funky]

The last two are both a bit housey and yet I don’t really care for either.

 

[TiShh]

*awaits wisecrack about Pingu entering previous winners*

Will you accept a wisecrack about Pingu waiting around to post this?

 

[funky]

Modern Talking ?

WHY?