Celebrity Big Brother 2024 ITV2 era

[Rita]

Lauren will cause friction.

 

[Ellie]

Oh is this that cunt I saw on First Dates recently? She was horrible.

 

[FetchFugly]

The permanent state of confusion in which Louis exists... he won't know what to do when Sharon scarpers.

 

[FetchFugly]

AJ you are NOT

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

LOVELY CATSUIT

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Don't know this one. But Real Housewives are generally dreadful so I'm here for it.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Lauren's daughter should've been a housemate just on that face of disgust she gave alone

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The daughter!

 

[jivafox]

Lauren is an icon, creator of one of the best Housewives taglines of all time:

“I don’t mind being called a man eater…but there aren’t many left to MUNCH!”

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh is this that cunt I saw on First Dates recently? She was horrible.

Oh just realised she was the one who got offended because her (also a bit awful) date didn't know who she was.

 

[Rita]

Oh is this that cunt I saw on First Dates recently? She was horrible.

I watched her in the early seasons of Real Housewives of Cheshire. Very vapid, rude and self absorbed.

 

[Rita]

Who did Sharon say she was dressed like?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I watched her in the early seasons of Real Housewives of Cheshire. Very vapid, rude and self absorbed.

GOOD!

 

[Rita]

GOOD!

I didn’t say it was a BAD THING.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is that a BUFFALO coming down the stairs?

 

[jivafox]

That cut made it sound like Sharon said “She’s dressed like cat SHIT”

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Who did Sharon say she was dressed like?

"Like Catwoman" I think

 

[Rita]

"Like Catwoman" I think

I thought it was maybe KAT SLATER.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

I thought it was maybe KAT SLATER.

I doubt she'd know who Kat Slater is

 

[Rita]

I doubt she'd know who Kat Slater is

Good point actually.

 

[Ellie]

 

[Rita]

Should this thread not be LIVE? @Administrator

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Should this thread not be LIVE? @Administrator

Mods can do it too.

Anyway, LIVE

 

[Rita]

Mods can do it too.

Anyway, LIVE

I didn’t realise.

Thankyou darling.

 

[Ellie]

Gay Ben Adams

 

[Rita]

Sharon looks like she just ZONES OUT when Louis talks. I’m not exactly surprised after working with him on X factor for all those years.

 

[Rita]

Gay Ben Adams

Ben Adam’s is STRAIGHT?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

He seems nice enough, I haven't seen Heartstopper but I don't have anything to rag on him for yet.

 

[Ellie]

This guy seems too nice and normal.

 

[Rita]

I don’t know of this fella either.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

They've stuffed it with QUEENS

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Wait since when was there a LIFT after you walked through the entrance?!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Fern Britton

 

[Ellie]

I like how this show isn’t padded out with filler.

 

[FetchFugly]

He seems nice enough, I haven't seen Heartstopper but I don't have anything to rag on him for yet.

It was very much a supporting role.

Friend of the two headed Jordan and Henry monster.

 

[Rita]

Fern is ageing fabulously.

 

[Ellie]

Fern looks fantastic.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I always quite liked Fern.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Fern looks great!

 

[Ellie]

“Don’t say the C word” - oh how I wish she WOULD.