Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

Can't wait to hear more from Giuliana Rancic's book, Tales from The Cryptkeeper.
 
Geru did eating disorders way better than Gulliana, who hasn't even done a yoga dvd or shared mortifying tales of going through Joan Rivers bin for leftover Kosher cakes.
 
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May have to troll old alien head Giuliana on twitter for dissing the Queen of Everything
 
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Oh I can just picture the wedding...

"Do you, Geraldine Estelle George Michael Halliwell, take Christian Horner to be your lawfully wedded el esposo?"

Geru: "I've got a secret, I cannot keep it"

Minister: "Do tell Geraldine, do tell"

Geru: "Hit the tape, Bluebell Madge! You know what to do now!"

*topless male dancers cartwheel and summersault down the aisles as a familiar sounding salsa-influenced piece of music begins, Geru spontaneously pulls out a microphone from her buquet and pushes both the minister and her fiance off the stage as the audience gasp and Bluebell Madge starts filming*

Yes, that's right...

Take me back to my sweet lavida, find my love my dolce vita

Finally, after a quick 5 song set Geru laughs it off by telling the guests "you make deadlines, whilst I make headlines" and the couple say I do, with Mel B overheard cackling throughout the entire thing.
 
These songs have just recently been added to the BMI publishing website too

EVERYBODY'S LOVED
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
MCCARTHY SAMUEL ALEXANDER

FUCK ME
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
MCCARTHY SAMUEL ALEXANDER

*Alternative name is "GET ME"

I PICKED UP THE PHONE
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
MCCARTHY SAMUEL ALEXANDER

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
WADGE AMY VICTORIA

LIFE SUCKS
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
WADGE AMY VICTORIA

SWEET SPOT
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
WADGE AMY VICTORIA

YET
HALLIWELL GERI ESTELLE
WADGE AMY VICTORIA
 
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Is this news?

Which of the Spice Girls was causing quite the commotion on Harley Street last week? She and her other half were darting in and out of buildings up and down the street, before they found their intended destination: a fertility clinic. Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)/Formula 1 team principal Christian Horner
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So with even Ginger marrying now...

... it means MEL C remains the only solo Spice, right?

The only one who hasn't found her soulmate yet.

A single mum with a decade of lesbian reputation. :(
 
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Ironic considering she's probably the best looking now
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Oh, Baby strongly disagrees!
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She just looks better and better every year :disco:
 
Pipo said:
you could land a spaceship in that forehead (I think it's bigger than mine :disco: )
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Oh please Pips, her forehead may have set new standards in the 90s but nowadays she's AVERAGE at best!
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Apparently it's Mel B who is flying in for it, and Emma. Mel C has Asia's Got Talent. Although we will only know on the day it seems!
 
Geru's getting married in the morning.
Ding dong the pre-nup's not gonna be signed.
Bluebell you know your job.
Let's get Geru to the church on time.

(Maybe I'm cynical but this wedding may be cancelled at the last minute, right?
George Michael's bin was empty and Bluebell didn't know who else was a catering option that Geru would approve of. Wedding cancelled!)
 
Surely, if anything, she's going to arrive down the aisle from a pair of inflatable legs screeching 'who's wearing the trousers now' while Bluebell looks embarrassed for her.
 
looking good

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At Taylor Swift gig Saturday

Christian looks dashing

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From the loose knot up, sure. Presumably Bluebell-Madge was parking the car. I do hope Geru was near the front so Taylor could hear all the you know what to do nows being screamed by a random mad woman not wanting any attention whatsoever.
 
she's a Taylor fan? I hope she borrows some inspiration and we get some MEN hate anthems for the next album.

"Cause DARLIN' now we got bad blood" *nasally maniac fake laugh*
 
She looks so happy at the moment :cool:

Not sure 'happy' equals any rush for this new single/album announcement though :evil:

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She looks exactly the same as she did during the "Look at me" launch.

Four #1's in a row and mutliplatinum album here we cooooome :disco:
 
So it looks like Geri might finally have given in to the LURES of reality TV

According to the Sun newspaper, the newly married former Spice Girl decided to give the Bake Off a try, despite having previously refused to take part, after she heard that the Prime Minister’s wife, Samantha Cameron, was also getting involved.

It would seem that both alpha-females will soon be filming this extra special celebrity special, which Geri signed up for yesterday, with the BBC planning to air it next March.
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