Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

Can't wait for her flan to collapse and the resulting breakdown.

"IT'S HORRIIIIIIBLLLLEEEEE"
 
*cue shots of a disgruntled Bluebell kneading dough in the background while Geri yammers to the cameras*
 
I know she's a notorious clodhopper, but surely Geri would be an obvious signing for Strictly?

I mean look at the wonders it did for Bunton's solo career :bruised:
 
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I know she's a notorious clodhopper, but surely Geri would be an obvious signing for Strictly?

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Geri and Vicky don't *DO* reality TV

Bake Off is an OK move though, and I'd quite like to see her do 'Who Do You Think You Are?'
 
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Geri and Vicky don't *DO* reality TV

Bake Off is an OK move though, and I'd quite like to see her do 'Who Do You Think You Are?'
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Singing Contest TV Shows don't count as reality though? And Victoria had like 3 different documentaries with cameras following her around though it was obviously scripted.

I hope there's still a WHIFF of MANIC Geru underneath this Stepford Wive faccade/GETUP, you can see it in her EYES.
 
I think Bake Off is very on brand for Geri, or at least she'd like to think it is. I bet she's sourcing a pair of Union Jack oven gloves as we type.
 
Pride of Britain Awards tonight

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Her head looks like it's floating with all the black.
 
I can't believe she's so Z-LIST that she's reduced to hanging around with those WASHED UP OLD QUEENS for a QUICK BUCK!

*FLUSH*
 
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I can't believe she's so Z-LIST that she's reduced to hanging around with those WASHED UP OLD QUEENS for a QUICK BUCK!

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Its for STAND UP TO CANCER, Its ALLOWED

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell did it last time :D
 
To be honest, I can't think of anything better than Geru talking constantly throughout an ep of Downton or a documentary about the KKK. Clearing my diary for Celeb Gogglebox.
 
I hope they get her pissed on a bottle of Rioja. She's comedy gold when she's had a drink even though she claims she doesn't drink any more.
 
At Breast Cancer Gala last night. wow

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I love how vacant, glassy and empty her eyes look.

I suspect that either Bluebelle Madge has upped the dosage on her anti-psychosis medication or that her 'husband' is body shaming her into a quick rummage through George Michael's dustbin.

Stay strong Geru. We are all with you.
 
They really should be screening Spiceworld: The Movie if they want to educate youngsters on women's rights.

I love that she's mentioned girl power twice in as many minutes.
 
OMG at her taking a load of schoolkids to see Suffragette :disco: Votes for women and all that shite!
 
Geri interviewing someone else must be pure hell as she can't talk about herself. Charlotte does not look AMUSED
 
You know she's desperate to break into Spanish while asking Charlotte about the Welsh language.
 
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