Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

2 & 3!

 

[Beverley]

2 & 4

 

[Halli]

Too Stepford Wives in 2

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

2

 

[Pipo]

in #7 she looks like lindsay lohan

 

[straightorbroken]

8 or 2, but I'd love to have been the Gay giving her the thumbs up for 3.

 

[lolly]

I like 5 & 6 best. And don't like 1 & 4 at all.

 

[Halli]

I agree about 1 but think she looks gorg in 4

 

[lolly]

It's the dress rather than her in it. I think it makes her look too square. Although I guess the angle isn't flattering.

 

[Jark]

#8 is almost too fab to handle

 

[Halli]

The latest collection, god love her

 

[Phoenix]

oh Geru

 

[Loufoque]

!

Who the FUCK is going to buy THAT?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Those models look EMBARRASSED TO BE THERE

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Does anyone else see a PENIS?

 

[straightorbroken]

I see Jade Ewan's getting some work at least.

Yes, I see a penis too, in the first pic.

 

[straightorbroken]

It could catch on as a vest top, but the stuff on the models look dire.

 

[TiShh]

It was 28 YEARS AGO.

LET IT GO.

 

[Kate]

!

Who the FUCK is going to buy THAT?

I was just trying to work out what sort of OCCASION you could wear it to. Perhaps a QUEEN'S JUBILEE POLE DANCING PARTY?

 

[PercyPig]

BNP WAGS

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

I can see the tourists maybe wearing the one on the far left.

 

[Mugatu]

Oh my lordy! Geru: Brit Pride edition.

 

[Ig Komme]

Not keen on her makeup in the first two though

 

[straightorbroken]

"For girls who want that straight up and down look..."

Basically this is next year's halloween costume sorted, so I'll be popping into Next when I see them out.

 

[Halli]

Here is Geru trying to FLOG them herself by speaking REALLY SLOWLY and WHEELING out the never been told before teatowel story

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[Loufoque]

When did she get so POSH?

 

[straightorbroken]

She clearly needs to wear one of these whilst representing Eurovision at some point.

 

[Halli]

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[Slave]

Here is Geru trying to FLOG them herself by speaking REALLY SLOWLY and WHEELING out the never been told before teatowel story

It's rather astounding that a collection which presumably cost a fair amount to design and put together can look NAFF next to that fucking teatowel

 

[TiShh]

OT: I've never really believed the tea towel story. Tea towels aren't THAT big surely?

 

[Halli]

SPICE UP SPICE UP

Many think that it fits only on Geri, not on other people... But just think: it has been prepared FOR FANS!!! Think like this not like that: she is selling her iconic past!! NO!!!
Think like that: it's for every SpiceChild

I'm sorry to say it but... SOME OF YOU are like haters!
She is soooo cute here and her idea was one of her best ideas! She wants not to forget about her and Spice Girls by fans and modern generation!
This is so creative, last collections were simple and ellegant but this is so gorgeous!
My dear Geri U are the one who can change todays fashion and music!!! But where is Your new music???

Why shouldn't Geri launch a range based on what is undoubtedly one (if not 'the') most ICONIC female popstar outfits EVER. It will be a SELL OUT in the year of the Olympics and Diamond Jubliliee. Not even VB can get the media attention or success that Geri so EFFORTLESSLY manages to attract. Oh and LOLZ at the Malenie C fans feeling BEYOND BITTER that the TRUE TALENT of the SGs is showing up the SELF PROCLAIMED 'artist' for the FORGOTTEN FLOP that she is!

Im actaully crying, i looove her so much and she's giving us fans back some music... hail geri halliwell, and remember today for being the return of ginger!

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[Shirley]

SPICE LOONS? In 2012? How QUAINT!

I'm hoping GERU will be playing a big part in the Diamond Jubliliee

 

[Kate]

MENLY C HATERZ won't be laughing when she launches her iconic range of BUTCH TANK TOPS for Primark this summer!!!1111!!

 

[Beverley]

The end of that video is BRILLIANT!

 

[Pipo]

at least VB made some DECENT stuff like the perfume and the jeans, but THIS?!? and I bet it'll be ridiculously OVERPRICED

 

[Kate]

Yep, the dress is going to be £199.

 

[straightorbroken]

Yep, the dress is going to be £199.

Okay, Halloween's off.

 

[Halli]

Queen Geru was in The Shadow Lounge last night and I have photo evidence

 

[Mugatu]

Is that Live from Studio Five doyenne Melinda Messenger?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is she really wearing cotton? That top does not look nightclub-armpit friendly.