Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[monsta]

I'm expecting

@Geru Leave me alone, I'm gay!

 

[straightorbroken]

@Geru try Greggs, I'm all out! (as it were LOL)

 

[Halli]

@GeorgeMichaels@GeruHaliwell: Ah Geru, the summer of 2001 #memories

 

[Jark]

The former Ginger Spice was at the Oxford Union last night to speak about her life as a Spice Girl and her stint as a guest judge on The X Factor. Well, it wasn't going to be her take on the Eurozone or the crisis in Syria, was it?

so damn ACADEMIC

 

[straightorbroken]

The boots look like something a Street Fighter character would wear. She does look incredible. If she's still raking bins, it's for rice cakes not chocolate.

 

[COB]

The former Ginger Spice was at the Oxford Union last night to speak about her life as a Spice Girl and her stint as a guest judge on The X Factor. Well, it wasn't going to be her take on the Eurozone or the crisis in Syria, was it?

They're clearly forgetting our Geru has experience as an international diplomat

 

[Halli]

Perez Hilton ‏@PerezHilton: OMG!!!!!! Geri is finally on Twitter!!!!!!! I literally just shed a tear! Everyone PLEASE follow and say hello to the a-mazing @GeriHalliwell!

 

[Pipo]

fuck off Perez please

 

[funky]

I have to say she looks rather fabulous in that last picture.

 

[Halli]

@georgemichael Hi darling, fancy a game of doubles? ..... ;-) xx

 

[straightorbroken]

Bloody hell, I thought Halli was joshing

I think waiting for new Geru tweets is going to become an obsession.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm a follower now

 

[Halli]

Bloody hell, I thought Halli was joshing

Haha! It's an actual tweet. How ridiculous.

 

[straightorbroken]

What I love most about the tennis picture is that it's clearly a POSE, she just wants to breathe in and flex her arm (like the gays who love her).

 

[Halli]

I hope everyone is following DaddyHalliwell

Yes - today Geru created a twitter account for her dog.

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought DaddyHalliwell was Halli talking about HIMSELF

 

[Halli]

I still have a few years to go before I am a Daddy Bear, SorB

 

[RobotBoy]

You need to lay off the brown rice too and get eating pilau - you'll be a daddy bear in no time!

 

[straightorbroken]

Dyouknow! I've only just realized your username is a Geru tribute. I think we've established my light bulb doesn't switch on quick sometimes, but still.

 

[TurnerPrize]

Bloody hell, I thought Halli was joshing

Me too

 

[Jonfessions]

Guess where I'm going? X

 

[AGinAg (38)]

NatWest. Just the end of the queue love.

 

[straightorbroken]

I take it she's going for a wax.

 

[Jonfessions]

 

[Jonfessions]

Then she retweeted:

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/603443661.jpg

 

[COB]

*Bluebell desperately tries to hold camera straight and drive at the same time*

 

[straightorbroken]

If we're ever going to get another Mommie Dearest it will be written by Bluebell Madonna.

 

[Halli]

 

[Tramell]

Spice Girls reuniting NOW

 

[Tramell]

 

[Tramell]

 

[Sheena]

Look at that fucking WANKER on the far right

WHAT A PRIZE CUNT

 

[Jark]

They all look great is it the opening night of the musical or something?

 

[Halli]

Press conference for the Musical - tickets go on sale today. Think it opens in December

 

[Pipo]

Look at that fucking WANKER on the far right

WHAT A PRIZE CUNT

 

[Halli]

 

[Halli]

Geri Halliwell’s pushiness at the front of the Spice Girls line-up to promote their new stage show this week came as no surprise to Pete Waterman. He, better than anyone, knows that Ginger Spice in full flow is a force to be reckoned with.

For Waterman rates Geri’s TV appearance alongside himself and Louis Walsh as judges on 2002’s Popstars: The Rivals as one of the main reasons he gave up on TV talent shows.

It happened on the day Geri appeared on screen with her pet dog in her arms. Until then, Waterman had prided himself that his appearances on Pop Idol and Popstars: The Rivals were all about the music. But here, he says, was Halliwell reducing it all to pantomime.

‘When she came in and put the dog on her lap, I thought: “What am I actually doing here?” In our contract with ITV there were all these rules about what you could and could not do on screen. One of them, I always thought, was that no animals were allowed. So all the TV executives were freaking out about there being a dog in the studio.

‘I didn’t have a problem with her as a person. She was just a little bit wild. Well maybe wild is not the right word. She’d just been in the Spice Girls, which must have been a surreal experience. You think,

“Hang on, this girl’s not in the real world. She’s lost all touch with reality. She’s got a completely different view of the world to anybody I know.” That’s what happens with pop stars sometimes.’

After that, he refused offers to join the panels of Britain’s Got Talent, The X Factor and American Idol, which would have brought him huge financial reward. In fact, Pete claims the entire Popstars series — which resulted in the formation of Girls Aloud — was ruthlessly fixed, leaving him with a bitter taste even ten years later.

 

[RobotBoy]

Yeah, Pete... you were DEAD AGAINST Amercian Idol. That's why you were back and forth to L.A. to screen test every week for a month before they passed on you.

 

[Halli]

The full article is on the Daily Fail website, I just copied the first part which relates to Queen Geru. It looks like he is just trying to flog last minute tickets for the gig..

 

[Tisch]

I just read that too! (Got caught up in the Sidebar Of Doom. Sorry).

It also said she was "currently on the X Factor judging panel with Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole". Ummmm....