Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

She's tweeted PHOTO EVIDENCE of recording said song :D

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And we were just saying how much we missed the breakdown years.
 
I'm so ready for this. Hopefully after 7 years she'll be over-spilling with ideas that can be harnessed into her best ever work.
 
There's a thin line between Geri being at her best and worst, and whether being at her worst actually is being at her best.
 
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:D at Mel B's elusive 'lesbian' tweet. But anyway, I'll take THAT as a confession then.
 
She was a Spanish movie director, wasn't she? I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with it. I'm not DENYING (etc) that's she's a big dyke though, I do actually believe she's bi. I wonder if she'll do a "I'm bi and proud of my lesbian daughter too" type front covers with Phoenix in a few years. Surely Geri won't be able to compete with THAT.
 
Geri will have to top it somehow

Maybe she will have Bluebell married to a 90 year old Saudi at 12yo, just for the headlines (loud and true)
 
The new boyfriend has been named as Russian Millionaire Anton Kaszubowski and they are off on their first holiday together

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I imagine she'll force him to propose on day 2 or shove him down the Alps
 
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In other news, Geru has signed up to play Isabella Roarsome in new Disney cartoon series Henry Hugglemonster, which will be launched worldwide on Disney TV next month



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Acting career back on track. I assume this is a stepping stone towards her finally getting that Bond girl role.
 
Geri UNLEASHES THE VOX at 1.30

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Geru really is a triple threat - singer, dancer, actress. Why hasn't she won an Olivier award yet?
 
THAT"s simply a matter of time - all she has to do it win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony award.
And as Geru BELIEVES in herself it is inevitable. Dyaknowworramean.
 
I don't have as high aspirations for our Geru as you guys do.

I am just looking forward to the fourth solo album, which is going to be her ROL.
 
I don't have as high aspirations for our Geru as you guys do.

I am just looking forward to the fourth solo album, which is going to be her ROL.

Vunde gurunam caranaravinde
Sandarsita svatma sukhavabodhe
Nihsreyase jangalikayamane
Sansara halahala moha santyai
Hala hala
Ahahu purusakaram sankha cakrasi
Ahahu purusakaram sankha cakrasi
Dharinam djewknowhaddamean sahasra sirasam
Dharinam djewknowhaddamean sahasra sirasam
Vande
 
I don't have as high aspirations for our Geru as you guys do.

I am just looking forward to the fourth solo album, which is going to be her ROL.

SWEETCHEEKS, it's not going to sell as much as RHYTHM OF LOVE, let alone RAY OF LIGHT
 
Though I understand the joke, just think about that for a second.

REALLY?

Most normally I'd say no, but a fraction more than 100,000 copies isn't impossibly out of reach for ANY artist, even good old GERU
 
@Sacastilho: Made this lemon pie Wanna a piece
@GeriHalliwell ?”I've got to b honest that looks like vomit!

@Beto_BSB: To me "Desire" is by far your best song.
@GeriHalliwell ”really?? It flopped!
 
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I was having a shower, then I had this thought; Real men love strong women ..?

Boys, I have feeling this one of those Geru illumination moments that lead to a Spice Girls/Geru classic :disco:
 

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