Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Loufoque]

Victoria was at March for Europe today and got Cruz and Harper to make her a placard

They stole that from someone on twitter. I saw it re-posted by Hey Qween's instagram the other day.

 

[KNT]

I see Post-Brexit Britain as more of an 'L.A. State of Mind' (OUT NOW) than a 'Look at Me' situation.

 

[Halli]

Geri hasn't done anything remotely interesting for best part of 10 years

Well you haven't posted anything remotely interesting in about 15 years.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well, we are still in the devastating trail of Love Never Loved Me in his defense.

 

[Pipo]

SHAMELESS Geru promoting a new song "Humanity" that sounds awful in this "sort of" cute Sesame Street video

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[Halli]

She's written an article for Marie Claire about 20 years of Spice. Nothing new, but a nice, heartfelt read

http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a21505/geri-halliwell-spice-girls-story/

 

[Halli]

OMG WHERE

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/geri-horners-country-album-leaks-8432300

 

[KNT]

Why can't I find it? I need it in my life.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well if anyone here gets it, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW, etc.

 

[RS]

Right now I can't think of anything more horrifying than the thought of a country Geri album.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Right now I can't think of anything more horrifying than the thought of a country Geri album.

ikr

 

[Halli]

How lovely is this, once you get past the spelling

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[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

LESS THAN THREH

 

[KNT]

So sweet and then she couldn't resist throwing that shady #wefinishwhatwestart in there at the end. *cunteh chuckle*

 

[Pipo]

poor Geru, her lesbian phase just lasted less than two years whereas Mel B is still on the prowl for some pussy

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Honey, Queen Beh's love for pusseh isn't juste a phase.

 

[straightorbroken]

Aww, they really do bring out the best and worst in each other (not that there's any distinction).

 

[Halli]

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[straightorbroken]

Just when you think she's changed.

 

[Commotion]

Worryingly skinny again.

 

[JillTyrell]

THIS is the Geri we want, not Mother Earth with cake batter.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh absolutely

 

[Halli]

Buzzfeed's 24 reasons to love Geru

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleg...h-geri-halliwe?utm_term=.mg59qmw2d#.uyDrZo7WB

 

[Halli]

Another clip from the Oprah Winfrey Where Are They Now that Geri has done which I think has aired the full episode in the states last weekend?

'I have this saying'



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[straightorbroken]

Just as she comes out with the cashmere line she hits out with "every pan has a lid" - I wonder how on earth she came up with that one as she gripped on to the toilet rim for dear life whilst BB Madge banged on the locked bathroom door in distress asking why mummy was making all those violent wrenching noises.

 

[Halli]

"every pan has a lid" was the line that actually got my cranberry green tea spat out of my mouth

 

[Halli]

More Oprah..

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[Christian]

"I was in my early twenties..."

YEAH RIGHT

 

[Beverley]

Seriously. Her ACCENT is FUCKED

 

[Christian]

It is indeed. That video just GIVES and GIVES the more that you watch it.

"I wasn't a trained singer..." OH, you DON'T SAY

 

[KNT]

It is indeed. That video just GIVES and GIVES the more that you watch it.

"I wasn't a trained singer..." OH, you DON'T SAY

She's clearly had a bit of training on SPEAKING though. Trying to out-posh Posh

 

[Marilyn]

I'm loving the luminaries she's sharing her episode with:

Spice Girl Geri Horner, Vee Jay Ed Lover & “Family Affair” Star Kathy Garver

They should've got former Where Are They Now participant Mel Beh in for a bit of GEM promotion

 

[Mugatu]

I never realised Oprah had got so LOW RENT with her calibre of guests (Gerú aside). We can't be far away from a serious-face, weirdly intense discussion with actor, model and vocalist Eric West.

 

[Marilyn]

I've never watched the show properly but my impression was that Oprah only actually does the interview when there's a really big name (sorry Geru)

It'd be great if she showed up for the episode following Geri's to have an in-depth sit down with the Soup Nazi

 

[Marilyn]

That's not some weird joke btw, the next episode really does feature the Soup Nazi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah:_Where_Are_They_Now?#Season_8_.282016.29

 

[Pipo]

I've never watched the show properly but my impression was that Oprah only actually does the interview when there's a really big name (sorry Geru)

not everyone is as lucky as Lindsay Lohan

 

[Christian]

She's clearly had a bit of training on SPEAKING though. Trying to out-posh Posh

As IF she COULD

 

[straightorbroken]

Well anyway, thank heaven and hell she's not.

 

[Pipo]

Does GERU have a NEW FACE?

 

[straightorbroken]

With a nose like that I'll bet there's not a bin within a 3 mile radius she wouldn't sniff out the contents of without even looking.