Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

When time do you think this finishes? Is there a chance of me catching the results?

It's usually two hours long.

 

[COB]

Oh god the warm up people are completely INSUFFERABLE! I'm happy to clap along but stop asking us to stand up and sit down again, it's like being in church

 

[Soldi]

It's usually two hours long.

The schedule says it’ll finish at 23:15

 

[dUb]

Apparently TIX is the DJ from the Norwegian act, did we know this

 

[win_the_game]

The schedule says it’ll finish at 23:15

Remember you're in a different time zone from us!

 

[Marina Salty]

When time do you think this finishes? Is there a chance of me catching the results?

Ert says 00:15 local time, so 23:15 cet. Diddy's going to watch it tomorrow, maybe you can syncwatch with whomever pops in to rewatch.

 

[Lucille]

@Soldi can get DRINKS at the venue or did you just have to get TANKED UP before going in?

 

[Lucille]

Got my CRISPS and CHOCOLATE ready (Walker’s Cheese & Onion and Cadbury’s Fruit ‘n’ Nut)

 

[Marina Salty]

My traditional eurovision snack is pizza and beer

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Soldi can get DRINKS at the venue or did you just have to get TANKED UP before going in?

The bars only had BEER

 

[RS]

The bars only had BEER

What do giraffes drink?

 

[Lucille]

The bars only had BEER

No CREME de MENTHE

VoR reportedly DEVASTATED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What do giraffes drink?

The blood of our enemies

 

[RS]

Getting excited about this. It feels like I haven’t watched Eurovision for years.

 

[dmlaw]

What do giraffes drink?

Whatever it is, they need a very long straw.

 

[COB]

Walker’s Cheese & Onion and Cadbury’s Fruit ‘n’ Nut

Perfect snack lineup

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Philipp Kirkorov SPOTTED in the crowd

 

[RS]

Whatever it is, they need a very long straw.

I actually once saw a giraffe drinking its giraffe friend’s piss straight from the ”tap” in the Paris zoo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Clearly escaping those pesky sanctions

 

[COB]

What do giraffes drink?

They usually frequent filthy watering holes

 

[dUb]

The YouTube pre show is in 720p which simply WON’T DO for the show itself

 

[Penelope]

What do giraffes drink?

Piss

 

[COB]

I actually once saw a giraffe drinking its giraffe friend’s piss straight from the ”tap” in the Paris zoo.

PRETTY ACCURATE SO FAR.

 

[Penelope]

Callum with the Catchup on BBC Three is a PIECE

 

[Beverley]

Look out for me, I’m wearing all blue.

 

[dmlaw]

I actually once saw a giraffe drinking its giraffe friend’s piss straight from the ”tap” in the Paris zoo.

Are you certain this was in the Paris zoo and not some horrible nightclub?

 

[lolly]

Well I'm certainly not bored yet

 

[RS]

Are you certain this was in the Paris zoo and not some horrible nightclub?

In the middle of the day in front of all parents and kids. As soon as one giraffe started pissing the thirsty one bent down its long neck and started drinking.

 

[win_the_game]

Not sure what this crud on BBC 3 is but it's sure to bring in the YOOF VIEWERS.

 

[lolly]

Well I'm certainly not bored yet

Oh, I thought this shit on BBC3 was the start of it

 

[Lucille]

WTF IS THIS

 

[GNL]

Not sure what this crud on BBC 3 is but it's sure to bring in the YOOF VIEWERS.

The yoof love Strictly and ballet

 

[dmlaw]

I seem to recall that we had ‘The Joy of Painting’ as semi final lead in on BBC4 last year. That was better.

 

[lolly]

I'm doing this dry

Is it too late to change my mind?

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, I thought this shit on BBC3 was the start of it

Even the Italians would never.

I’m lying. They totally would.

 

[Lucille]

I seem to recall that we had ‘The Joy of Painting’ as semi final lead in on BBC4 last year. That was better.

I LOVED THAT!

 

[lolly]

Tits out Rylan

 

[Lucille]

Was so bored by that ate half my crisps.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

HERE WE FUCKING GO

 

[straightorbroken]

Christ. Rylan looks like the Muppet Count Dracula. And I 100% endorse it.