Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[win_the_game]

"ACTUAL MIKA" when he's next to ONE TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER Laura Pausini

 

[straightorbroken]

I can only hope something so gay is planned for the final that this semi is the compromise.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh it's Mika, not someone cosplaying as R. Mika.

 

[ButterTart]

Italy’s super best modern cool band wow Maneskin.

 

[FetchFugly]

Mika not the most annoying of the hosts shocker despite talking hands.

 

[Ellie]

She’s got an evil Disney queen look about her.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I can only hope something so gay is planned for the final that this semi is the compromise.

That opening number was the gayest thing that will happen all week.

 

[win_the_game]

Not wanting to give @Soldi ideas but you're within SPITTING distance of Mika

 

[ButterTart]

I hate them all already

 

[straightorbroken]

What warm chemistry they have.

 

[RS]

Liberty, love and PISS

 

[lolly]

The severity of her parting is almost painful

 

[straightorbroken]

Not wanting to give @Soldi ideas but you're within SPITTING distance of Mika

How tall IS he?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

oh get on with it.

So boring, as Kefka would say "you sound like lines from a self help book."

 

[Nancy]

She's got a nose that Michelle Visage would falsely comment as being a prosthetic.

 

[RS]

Laura’s eye make up is making her looking like a Disney villain.

 

[KNT]

Italian Jessie J <3

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Aside from SHIT SUN, I kinda like the stage.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Mike picked to host because he has a French GCSE then.

 

[ButterTart]

The severity of her parting is almost painful

It’s like she combs it with a chainsaw

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Such luxury LEDS behind them.

 

[straightorbroken]

There must be a teeth-eclipse if Rylan and Mika end up in the same room at the same time.

 

[Star]

The severity of her parting is almost painful

I would have chosen a more sparkly dress tbh

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Mike picked to host because he has a French GCSE then.

looks good for that one guy from Worlds' Apart who spoke French hosting ESC in the UK next year.

 

[win_the_game]

This drone is the new EURO CAT isn't it.

 

[KNT]

Mika's accent is giving Joss Stone Brits awards FIASCO.

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if they got any change from the £20 they budgeted for these postcards.

 

[lolly]

QUITE BIG TITS

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

OR NAIMA FROM THE HONEYZ to the disdain of her bandmates

 

[RS]

Oh wow is this Iraq?

 

[straightorbroken]

Okay Albania, if you're not sending Adelina Ismajli then this had better be vulgar, over the top and .. oh, you've done it.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Shoes and camel toe

 

[dzjermlaw]

QUITE BIG TITS

And that’s just the guys.

 

[lolly]

She looks like Jesy Nelson in fancy dress as Blond Ambition Madonna

 

[ButterTart]

Sheridan Smith MUST get through

 

[straightorbroken]

Gays dropping everywhere.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

OMG at the cheap artists projected onto FIELDS

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

so this is what Tina Malone has been up to these days since her gastric bypass

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Okay opening is promising for Albania

 

[straightorbroken]

First live scissor-sistering on Eurovision.