Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[win_the_game]

Who is this woman?

Gigliola Cinquetti, winner in 1964.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

iTunes

1. Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN
14. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
19. The Rasmus- In The Shadows
20+98. Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer
22. Malik Harris - Rockstars
37. KALUSH - Stefania (Kalush Orchestra)
39. Måneskin - SUPERMODEL
40. The Rasmus - Jezebel
42. We Are Domi - Lights Off
44. Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
57. Rosa Linn - SNAP
62. Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
73. S10 - De Diepte
85. Chanel - SloMo
91. Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black
92. wrs - Llámame (Eurovision Version)
97. Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together

 

[Cerro de Casa]

They're still playing Madonna after the Covid-heralding 2019 performance?

 

[Rita]

Not being funny @Rita, but you may need to slap a few nicotine patches on for the scoring

I LIKE the voting. It’s all this RACKET in between I can’t be doing with.

 

[Alias #23]

The general vibe of this is reminding me of Isabelle Huppert AKA MADAME doing her “Eurovision song” in Souvenir ()

 

[funky]

Isn’t Italy one of the favourites as well? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

 

[SDF]

Who’s this?

It was Estonia, nothing to see here

 

[Cerro de Casa]

WTF is this hit

 

[lolly]

They're still playing Madonna after the Covid-heralding 2019 performance?

They just let Gigliola sing a paedo fantasy, so I don't think they are overly bothered

 

[LTZ]

I am voting against EVERY SINGLE Outfits that Miss Pausini is flaunting tonight though hehe

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

WILL THIS EVER END?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Well, this is fucking excruciating.

 

[Star]

WILL THIS EVER END?

IkR

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

TRUMPETS!

 

[SDF]

OMG at James making it

 

[dzjermlaw]

Was James Newman just on screen whilst they used the word ‘creativity’?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"How you feeling Torino? Wooh."

Oh, okay then.

 

[Alias #23]

OVO JE BALKAN

 

[straightorbroken]

I loved that Serbian entry they showed when talking about the worst outfit award, but they really shouldn't have changed to whatever those ensembles were from the original angel/devil combo.

 

[RS]

Show the results please

 

[dzjermlaw]

OVO JE BALKAN

Egg of the Balkans.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Isn’t Italy one of the favourites as well? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

Only amongst Italians.

 

[RS]

OVO JE BALKAN

Truly missed

 

[Nancy]

When was the last time a country gave us 12 points?

 

[SDF]

I’m not sure these hosts are capable of reading the results

 

[dzjermlaw]

Show the results please

Oh, sweet child of summer. It’s going to be HOURS yet.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OLA MI BEBEBE and get on with it please

 

[Star]

When do the results start?

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

When was the last time a country gave us 12 points?

Australia in 2017!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

When was the last time a country gave us 12 points?

Australia 2017

 

[RS]

Oh, sweet child of summer. It’s going to be HOURS yet.

Boarding in an hour.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

When do the results start?

2023

 

[RS]

I can’t believe they showed Polina

 

[Ellie]

So IS it Ben Adams?

 

[Rita]

Was James Newman just on screen whilst they used the word ‘creativity’?

James Newman got as much screen time as @Kalabaliken

 

[SDF]

2023

Wow, so soon.

 

[win_the_game]

MUTE.

 

[ButterTart]

Was James Newman just on screen whilst they used the word ‘creativity’?

Those YTS lads were up all night making those papier-mâché trumpets in fairness.

 

[Diddy]

So. Do I remember @Diddy waking up especially early to watch this? What happened to that?

I made it! But I’ve been chatting with my family and my friend

 

[Rita]

Please GOD NO.