Eurovision 2023 News (4 Viewers)

[Penelope]

 

[Soldi]

Ugh I can’t have a lie-in

WORST YEAR SINCE 1989

 

[Kratz]

DARLINGTON have submitted a bid

There isn’t even an arena! Just that bizarre white elephant football stadium

 

[Tisch]

There isn’t even an arena! Just that bizarre white elephant football stadium

Sounds AMAZING.

If Ireland can do it in a cowshed, that'll be FINE

 

[Penelope]

Graham Norton coming to you LIVE from RICHMOND CASTLE

 

[Kratz]

Graham Norton coming to you LIVE from RICHMOND CASTLE

OMG that would actually be gorgeous (weather permitting)

Local MP Rishi Sunak to be guest of honour (potential by-election notwithstanding)

 

[Lucille]

Our first BIG REVEAL of the season!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I’d prefer Darlington (sponsored by CarlinG DARLING etc etc) to Sheffield anyway

 

[Soldi]

I’d prefer Darlington (sponsored by CarlinG DARLING etc etc) to Sheffield anyway

 

[Penelope]

Can we NOT KID OURSELVES that Sheffield will make it onto the shortlist and just GET ON with the business end of things thanks (a fight to the death between Manchester and Glasgow, with @VoR recreating Celine Dion's "let them touch those things they have never touched before!" speech about the Leeds bid)

 

[Soldi]

Four cities then?

 

[Penelope]

Manchester, Glasgow, Leeds, London. *Maybe* Birmingham or Newcastle over London.

 

[GNL]

My money is on Port Stanley, Jaywick, Cheadle and... Darlington.

 

[Penelope]

Jaywick's got Elton on unfortunately

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It must be the north
Let’s LEVEL UP!!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Manchester, Glasgow, Leeds, London. *Maybe* Birmingham or Newcastle over London.

I predict
Manchester
Glasgow
London
Birmingham

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If it’s between Leeds and Sheffield
I’m deffo team Leeds
Sorry Soldi
Then I can stay at harrowgate yah yah

 

[GNL]

I predict

A Riot will be performed by Svetlana Laboda to open Sheffield 2023.

 

[Penelope]

Leeds is almost certainly on the shortlist.

 

[GNL]

Is the shortlist all the cities that have submitted actual bids (as in not just announcing their interest on social media) or is it whittled down?

 

[Penelope]

Is the shortlist all the cities that have submitted actual bids (as in not just announcing their interest on social media) or is it whittled down?

No, it's whittled down. There've been at least 13 bids.

 

[GNL]

No, it's whittled down. There've been at least 13 bids.

Unlucky for some!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Been to Leeds twice
Loved it

 

[Diddy]

Why is nobody saying Cardiff?

 

[Penelope]

Why is nobody saying Cardiff?

Because they withdrew the other day!

 

[Penelope]

Is CARDIFF out?

OH

 

[Madison]

Cardiff is OUT

 

[Madison]

Why is nobody saying Cardiff?

It’s out.

 

[Diddy]

Here was me thinking I was continuing one of the least funny ESC forum gags and now Poison Pen is gaslighting me

 

[Alex]

Here was me thinking I was continuing one of the least funny ESC forum gags and now Poison Pen is gaslighting me

Chin up I heard Milton Keynes was in the running

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Cardiff is out @Diddy, just so you know

 

[Tisch]

Everything crossed for Cardiff!

(Or Romford)

 

[Madison]

It’s about to be announced. In the meanwhile they are playing “Stefania”.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Let's go gang

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Cardiff OUT .

 

[Penelope]

TWENTY bids!

 

[Madison]

Martin is looking FYNE

 

[Apoca]

Cardiff OUT .

Surely, it's Cardiff.

OUT!

 

[Madison]

7 cities

 

[Penelope]

SEVEN shortlisted